Author: simonnorthouse

“William could do better if he ever attended class. On the rare occasions he does turn up, he is unresponsive, taciturn and self-absorbed. I often wonder whether he’s expired!” Mr Brevity.“Gordon shows good intent at navigating the classroom door, but after that—well, it’s a race to the bottom. When I asked him who was the British Celtic Queen who rose up against the Roman invasion of ancient … ancient Briton he replied, “Janis Joplin” – I rest my case.” Mr FructoseA humorous look at school reports of yesteryear when teachers could speak their mind without fear of retribution, litigation or…

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