Author: bernicebloom

Mary Brown receives an invitation to a funeral. But she has absolutely no idea who the deceased is. She’s told that he invited her on his deathbed, and he’s very keen for her to attend, so she heads off to a dilapidated old farm house in a remote part of Wales. When she gets there she discovers that only five other people have been invited to the funeral. None of them knows who he is either.NO … either.NO ONE GOING TO THIS FUNERAL HAS EVER HEARD OF THE DECEASED. WHAT IS GOING ON??Then they are told that they have 20…

THIS IS THE FIRST THREE ADORABLE FAT GIRL BOOKS IN ONE BIG, GLORIOUS FUNNY PACKAGE!!The books star Mary Brown our funny, gorgeous and bonkers heroine. Mary knows she needs to lose weight, but when she realises she can’t cross her legs, has trouble bending over to tie her shoelaces without wheezing like an elderly chain-smoker, and discovers that even her hands and feet look fat, it’s time to take … time to take serious action. So, one rainy day, she puts down her pizza and heads off to Fat Club where she flirts, causes mayhem and celebrates every pound lost…

THREE mini books all in one! This fabulously funny series of books features Mary Brown who is funny, gorgeous and bonkers. She’s also about six stone overweight. When she realises she can’t cross her legs, has trouble bending over to tie her shoelaces without wheezing like an elderly chain-smoker, and discovers that even her hands and feet look fat, it’s time to take action. But what action? … She’s tried every diet under the sun. Must be time for her to get herself enrolled in Fat Club.The stories are laugh-out-loud funny and will resonate with anyone who has dieted, tried…