It would be putting it mildly to say that full-figured Cleo Welch was in a funk. Dead end job? Check. Bank account? Running low. Sex life? Non-existent.Her luck took a turn for the better when she stumbled upon a magic brass pot at a rummage sale. After getting drunk and rubbing things the right way, Cleo found herself in possession of one extremely attractive genie who was very grateful to be … grateful to be released.
What’s a girl to do when a four thousand year old genie is far more interested in satisfying her every desire, rather than granting any of her wishes? Well…she does the genie. That’s a no-brainer!
WARNING: This full length novel contains quite a few explicit sex scenes (including ones involving candy that explodes, a dirty talking detective, and an ancient ritual performed with raspberries). Every scene is absolutely consensual between all parties involved. All my stories come with a guarantee that you will crack a smile, find a happily-ever-after ending, and never have to deal with an annoying cliffhanger. There’s also no cheating, no billionaires, no bigfoot sightings, and plenty of character backstory.
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Fun, sexy, erotic and magical, Grace Risata has brought a teenage dream to life in the form of her very own genre “Genie porn”!
Everything that this author writes screams insanity and total instability but her flare for comedy is captivating. The first books that I read from her, My Dirty Detour and Nights in the Fast Lane, blew me away and although probably still my favourite of her works, her subsequent books have certainly come close.
This story is, as you are probably aware, about a girl meeting a Genie after rubbing the proverbial lamp but the story goes far beyond the traditional three wishes as we get to meet the man inside the lamp and the woman he falls for.
Cleo Welch is lonely, oh, and, in her eyes, unattractive. Working alongside her brother, Austin, and another employee, Colt Palmer, she fantasises about a different life, one with love, happiness and a healthy sex life! Since the death of her parents, both Austin and Cleo have taken over running the family business. With her days spent drooling over and dreaming about Colt Palmer, who is arrogant, cocky and completely wrong for her, Cleo’s life is a boring one. That is until she attends a rummage sale and comes home with an unusual lamp and knowing there’s only one thing to do when you hold a lamp, after Googling what to do that is, Cleo calls out to the Genie held within.
Cleo is stunned when her random callings actually come true and stood before her, in all of his glory, is her very own Genie, Khabekhnet. Beck, as he later becomes known, is everything that Cleo could have hoped for, and more. He is handsome, kind, generous and most of all, horny, but with Cleo’s virtue still intact, Beck struggles to act on his feelings towards her, at first.
Cleo finds out that her time with Beck is limited to 2 weeks, or whenever she casts her last wish. But the wishes, although freely granted, don’t come without a warning and that’s a warning of ensuring that her wishes are selfless. Cleo holds off from casting her wishes and instead enjoys her time with Beck and boy what a time do they have! Everything is going smoothly, apart from her brother’s questioning looks over where Beck suddenly came from and why he’s never away from his sister, that is until a family reunion brings about a realisation that stuns Cleo.
This book was funny but at the same time poignant in the way it told of the psychological damage Cleo does to herself whilst believing she is unattractive. When Beck convinces her otherwise, her sweet and slightly shy nature disappears and her inner goddess emerges. As expected from an erotic romance, the sex is extremely steamy, the language is colourful and the actions beyond your wildest imagination but when you’ve got a Genie to please sexually, what you would expect?!
Who hasn’t heard the story of Aladdin and wished for their own personal genie? Well, this story is everyone’s fantasy and more. When Beck unexpectedly pops into Cleo’s life, he’s exactly what she needed, and just what she didn’t know she wanted. Their love story is a fantasy come true but with an unfortunate time limit. As Cleo struggles to come up with the right wishes, Beck shows her what life is really worth living for, and to always be mindful of the adage “be careful what you wish for.”
This is a delightful tale about an extremely charming and sexy fairytale genie and a very cynical, snarky, somewhat emotionally repressed BBW. It will have you chuckling a lot and at times laughing out loud, but, be prepared, you’re going to need a few tissues before you’re through. There are parts of this story that will change your thinking about a few things. I know I will never think of pop rocks or testing a cake the same way ever again! And it was too funny when Austin walked in on them, oh, and the role playing – steamy HOT!! But you’re just going to have to read this for yourself. Seriously, you really need to read this one. It’ll really tug at your emotions, and you’re not going to want to put this one down.