What’s a witch to do when her magic is on the fritz and there’s a huge pile of laundry to be done? Easy. Flood the entire house. Everyone wants a bubbly indoor freakin’ swimming pool… right? Just when everything is right in my life, something has to go wrong—times three. Number one: an unknown evil force wants to steal my power. Now, instead of protecting and healing the whacked out inhabitants … protecting and healing the whacked out inhabitants of Assjacket, my power has wonked out on me and I’ve blasted ginormous holes all over town. Not to mention Roger the Rabbit is now sporting a pentagon of penii thanks to me and is keen on contacting the Guinness Book of World Records.
Unacceptable.
Armed with questionable voodoo skills and seriously frayed nerves, I’m Two: gonna do what any partially-sane, potty-mouthed, witch would do… I’m calling in the semi-evil, butt-ugly Bermangoggleshitz to train me. The warlock’s penchant for push-ups makes me hate him with the fire of a thousand suns, but if I can’t control my dark magic, it will control me.
Way unacceptable.
With Sassy and Cookie Witch by my side, I’ll Three: get a handle on my dark voodoo—or doodoo as I’ve renamed it—so Assjacket won’t end up as one massive crater. And I need all the help I can get. An evil like we’ve never seen is gunning for us—specifically me.
Wildly unacceptable.
We’ll be the Three Amigos. The Three Musketeers. The Three Stooges. Whatever. As the saying goes…three’s a crowd, three’s company, three’s a party.
Nope. Three’s a charm. And I’m gonna turn it on for all I’m worth.
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It’s always fun times in Assjacket
Zelda and her motley crew are back again with an all new disaster facing Assjacket and the world. As this mix of witches and shifters struggle to overcome their most recent evil doer you are sure to find a barrel of laughs. Zelda and Sassy use their love of profanity and “foreign“ languages to help them rescue their loved ones in Assjacket and themselves. The hero of this tale presents in an unlikely source that isn’t revealed until the end. The laughs will keep you going from one shock to the next until you find yourself wishing you could relocate to Assjacket. I have loved all of these books and this is the perfect end to the series. I can’t wait to see what else Assjacket and the Magic and Mayhem crew have to offer.
This is most definitely a fun romp in the world of witches, with interesting twists and turns, and some REALLY strange, entertaining dialog!
Welcome back to Assjacket, West Virginia, where profane witches wields strange magic and talking cats worship their nads.
We take another trip into hilarious craziness that pours out of this brilliant authors freaky fun mind.
WARNING! Don’t eat or drink while reading this book due to choking factor or spraying your book or reading device. Laughter can be dangerous.
I highly recommend this book/series as well as the authors other series. You won’t be disappointed.
Three’s a Charm
Magic & Mayhem Book 6
Robyn Peterman
4 Bookgasums
Technical/Formatting: I read the book in the Mobi/Kindle version and found no issues with the formatting.
Story Line: Zelda, the shifter whisperer, and the community of characters in Assjacket, WV are a real hoot and holler. Although it is agreed upon that we all need to learn Chinese, it is not needed to read or enjoy this book. Whether or not Zelda will learn to control her dark magic is another thing altogether.
Character Development: Zelda and all the other characters are well developed and feel as if they are real. You can really come to love or hate the characters, which to me is a true sign of how well written the characters are.
Grammar and Other Nit Picking: I found only a few spelling errors and they were not so bad as to stop the story flow.
https://www.amazon.com/Threes-Charm-Magic-Mayhem-Book-ebook/dp/B078YDDNC2/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1518450122&sr=1-1&keywords=robyn+peterman
I Loved Three’s a Charm. It was hilarious but also touching in some parts. Zelda is definitely a Mama Bear you don’t want to poke. When the safety of her family and friends is threatened Zelda is willing to do anything to protect them, even if means giving her own life to do so. With the sudden loss of control of her magic the odds look stacked against her but she has something the enemy doesn’t…the love and support of her family and friends. With an unexpected twist the day is saved and the lives of the people of this magical little town are forever changed for the good once again.
ARC – I voluntarily offered to review this book with no obligations and my opinions are honest!
Something is wrong with Zelda’s magic.
Here comes Sassy to the rescue!
Should we rejoice or fear for our lives ? You decided.
Something evil is coming for the twins.
Zelda + the whole gang will not let anything bad happen to Henry + Audrey
Sassy is hilarious.
It is always such a pleasure to read a Robyn Peterman’s book!
Her humor is super contagious.
I loved the storytelling + the characters
Zelda, Mac, Sassy, Bermangoglesomthing and all of our favorite characters are back in this wacky, off the way, hilarious book that had me laughing myself silly all afternoon. As a matter of fact I don’t think I will ever hear the term giggle stick again without cracking up. This magical world is never short on adventure and chaos so if you haven’t discovered this amazing series you should go one click it now. You have to read it to believe it!
The paranormal residents of A$$jacket WV are back and better than ever! Just as it seems life is settling down for Mac, Zelda and the twins, Zelda’s powers are going wonky. Just ask Roger and his pentagon of dangly bits, or look at the plethora of swimming pool-sized holes around town (that’s Greek, look it up). Sassy is her usual air-headed self, and is in desperate need of a Profanican to English dictionary! Fabdudio, Baba Yaga, Cookie Witch, and even Bermangoggleshitz are back, and up to their old tricks. Fat Bastard, Boba Fett, and Jango Fett are at their genital-washing feline best.
What is causing Zelda’s powers to go sideways, and what can she do to fix it? Why won’t her new dark magic work with her, and how can she save herself as well as her beloved town? And what can be done with all of these holes around town?!
Another “roaring-with-laughter-ride” on the Robyn Peterman express! Although she’s kind of besmirched a favorite childhood TV show, I’ll forgive her this time. Highly recommend reading the whole series, as some of the nuances might get missed if you jump right in here – but it is a great time no matter what!
A Hilariously Fun Read!!!
When my book arrived on my kindle at midnight I was excited!
So excited I ended up pulling an all-nighter on this one.
Why?
Because I couldn’t stop laughing. I had to know what was going to happen next!!!
Even this afternoon I am still snickering about this book.
This is a total must read today, this week, this winter,and this YEAR!!!