From USA Today Bestselling Author Meghan Quinn, comes a hilarious romantic comedy that will touch your heart and cause you to roar with laughter as you escape into Rosie Bloom’s attempt to write a romance novel.Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch… Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about breasts? Do bosoms … What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
Goodness, I have no idea what I’m doing. I’m a virgin attempting to write a romance novel and I’m having an impossible time trying to write a passionate and swoon-worthy sex scene worthy of being published, thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen, step outside my comfort zone, and gain some real life experience through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. But losing my virginity is proving to be much tougher than expected…
This is the story of my awkward, humiliating, and slightly terrifying life, but like all romance novels, I know it will end in a happily ever after. At least that’s what I keep telling myself.
**WARNING: READ IN THE CONFINES OF YOUR OWN HOME DUE TO RANDOM OUTBURSTS OF LAUGHTER. IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CLIFFHANGERS, GETTING YOUR HEART RIPPED OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND FEELING LIKE A BULLDOZER JUST PLOWED THROUGH YOUR STOMACH, THEN THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU. IF YOU LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS AND CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD, THEN PLEASE CONTINUE READING.
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Really Meghan Quinn has us all at the title, amiright? Who doesn’t want to pee their pants laughing?
I really enjoyed this book.
It is 2 books and a novella about Rosie and Henry.
Friends to lovers we go on the journey of Rosie from a naive Virgin to a sexually active horny woman and budding novelist.
Her best friend Henry and roommate enlists himself to help Rosie navigate within the world of dating and what to expect from men and sex.Even though he would Love to be the one she dates and has sex with because he has been in Love wth her since college.
This whole story has some very sweet,funny and sexy moments it is a crazy ride with a heroine who is quirky and awkward,she did frustrate me at times,because she just could not see what was right in front of her.I Loved Henry he was so patient and loved Rosie no matter how outrageous her behaviour was at times,he made me swoon and he was super sexy.Rosie did put him through alot and he hung on in there to give them both a HEA Worthy of any romance novel.
It is a great read just be prepared for the unexpected and lots of laughs.
I Loved it
I highly recommend it
5 Stars.
I got it on audible, not knowing that it was actually a bundle of two books. I think I’ve never listened to an audiobook this fast, this was one of the funniest and sweetest books I’ve read this year. Rosie wants to write a romance novel, but has never had sex and her knowledge about THE sex is clearly lacking. Therefore she decides to go on a mission to loose her virginity and will get the help of her best friend, Henry.
I really don’t recommend to start this at night, because you will not stop reading. It is the perfect rom-com for when you are feeling down or just when you want a book that will make you piss your pants.
This is a great series full of laughs and love.
– The Virgin Romance Novelist –
This story is sweet and full of laughs. And that ending, love!
Rosie is 23, a virgin, and trying to write a romance novel. She needs experience and is ready to put herself out there and date. Let’s just say that what ensues is filled with laughter, awkward moments, and some heartache.
I truly enjoyed this story. This could have been titled – Rosie’s Crazy Dating Adventures, LOL. If it could happen to this girl, it did. Honestly, there were times I couldn’t believe that a 23 year old could be so naive about so many things, but it sure kept the story interesting. I loved Rosie’s roommates Delaney and Henry. The three are best friends and share everything, and I mean everything. Get ready for some laughs and to be swooned.
This story is entertaining, heartwarming, and leaves a smile on your face.
– The Randy Romance Novelist –
Oh gosh, Rosie and Henry are so cute together. I loved getting to see them as a couple, their lives together, and what was to come for them. Rosie’s her quirky self and Henry is so sweet and patient. They’re a great couple. Such a fun, sweet story.
Meghan has never written a book that I haven’t loved!
One star for the book’s premise: character with interesting job and trying to write a romance novel. One star for editing. Beyond that, I read 27% of the book and was so disgusted with the stupidity of the main character I could not continue. I am good at suspending reality to enter a fictional premise, but was not able to dig deep enough to accept the stupidity of the character. The humor promised could have been good except it was ruined by the author trying way too hard to ‘make’ a funny scene rather than stopping when actually achieved. Sorry, I know effort was put into the novel. I was generous with two stars.
This was insane and most definitely a five star must read! I cannot believe half the stuff that happens to poor Rosie Bloom in her pursuit of loosing her virginity. She was fascinating to read and I am in complete awe of her and how she pushed through it all. Her friends are her complete opposite and yet they complete her in a way. They push her and take her way outside her comfort zone. Helping her in her pursuit and watching her grow in front of their eyes. Henry, swoon, that is all I have to say. Except, maybe, delicious, sexy, funny, comforting like a blanket and so supportive he is most definitely fictitious and I am totally adore him. I have never laughed so hard in my life. I think my children think I am more insane than usual. Meghan Quinn is incredibly talented and the stuff that comes out of her brain is definitely one of a kind. I’m an awe of her and I cannot wait to read what she has in store for us next. Thank you for being you
So I read this during the original release as separate books it had me laughing out loud on so many occasions I virtually read the whole book to my husband, and he found it hilarious too!
Rosie embarks on a sexual journey of dating discovery and is met with one hilarious disaster after another. From her first sexual encounters, personal grooming and several first date disasters. The chemistry between her and her best friend Henry throughout it all makes this book so endearing, relatable, funny, loveable and memorable. I can’t recommend reading Rosie’s journey enough to anyone wanting to try out a Meghan Quinn book, or anyone wanting to have a good laugh, you just can’t go wrong with this one!
In book 2 there are more laugh out loud moments, lots of Rosie-isms, some fantastic chats between Henry and Derk and some really heartfelt moments too, that just cement how much Henry and Rosie were always made for each other. The Randy Romance Novelist is a great follow up and one I really enjoyed reading. Seeing the dynamics of these two as a couple was a very entertaining journey, I don’t know how you can’t love this duet!
What’s new here? Some added/expanded scenes and 10k words on a where are they now that any fan of the series will love reading.
This book was amazingly funny . Rosie is an hilarious , down to earth , and amazing women . She is however still a virgin and want to write romance novels . She sets out to loose her virginity but faces many hilarious obstacles along the way . Little does she know her best friend who is helping her might just be the answer to everything . If you love to laugh while still being the hopeless romantic you will absolutely be in love with this book .