What happens when a snarky hitman and a by-the-book PI cross paths? Leland Being a hitman has its perks, but I never thought getting an accidental mooning by an attractive PI while he’s caught on a fence would be one of them. While it’s not exactly love at first sight, he’s captured my interest and won’t let go.Suddenly, I find myself caught in a game of cat and mouse, determined to attract the … and mouse, determined to attract the attention of Jackson, the PI who should be my enemy. He pretends like he’s not flattered by my flowers and the mentions of my totally-not-fictitious blow-up doll Randy (or was it Dandy?), but I know better. Why else would he be teaming up with me to bring down Hardek, one of the city’s most ruthless criminals?
Jackson
Even though the cops are telling me that the hitman is a notorious contract killer, I can’t help but admit that I’m drawn to him. He’s funny, charismatic, and attractive. There’s no way this ridiculous man can be the person the cops are after.
But when Leland ends up at my doorstep injured, I’m faced with a tough choice. It’s my duty to hand him over to law enforcement, but my heart has other plans. I want to keep him. To protect him. To be with him.
Though one question remains: why in the world does the man have so many d*mn guns?
Contains: shenanigans on a swing that you would NOT find at a playground, a car chase that sadly doesn’t have flips or explosions, a horsey ride sans horse, cuddles, an exuberant mutt, a suspicious chief of police, and lots and lots of laughs.
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When you put together a funny/snark Hitman, a proper and serious PI, a blow up doll called Randy, a psycho mob boss, lots of car chases and bullets flying… the result is an AWESOME BOOK!!
This book got me laughing out loud, holding my breath, and cheering for the most unusual and funniest couple that I’ve read… Leland and Jackson grabbed my heart from the start! I can’t wait for you guys to meet them!!!
#KU #FunniestBook #ILoveLelandAndJackson
This book was one of a kind. Leland and Jackson were perfect together, with Leland’s hyperactivity and apparent insanity masking his need to be loved. Jackson was the object of Leland’s desire, which he fought for as long as he could. He could not let himself fall in love with a hitman, right? Fortunately for both men, Leland was pretty irresistible.
How could a hitman become a hero? With this author, believe me, anything at all is possible. I fell for Leland right along with Jackson, and then I fell for Jackson, too. Their story was full of adventure, laugh out loud humor, and feelings that tugged at my heartstrings. I loved it so much, and I want to see more of this couple in the future. Recommended!
I just can’t with these two. What do a hit-man and a private investigator have in common? Nothing really…but from the very beginning Leland and Jackson will take you on a “Beverly Hills Cop” & “Lethal Weapon” comedic journey that is worth the price of admission. From slapstick hi-jinks to very serious sniper action, you will find yourself laughing out loud at the most inopportune moments (in bed, at the gym, at work) and asking yourself “Did that REALLY happen?” “COULD that really happen?” and where can I find myself a Leland to keep forever. There are some truly swoon worthy moments between the two for sure, and steam aplenty. But for me, Leland steals the show…with everyone he meets…with his sincerity…with his enthusiasm. Oh yeah…there is also a matter of investigating, finding and catching the bad guy. There are moments in this story I’ll never forget, the family reunion, the basement in the house…just too many to name.
Omg! Leland cracked me up!
He’s a hitman,so with little morals, and obviously slightly touched in the head,and he’s the first to admit it. But he’s also so darn irresistible: sassy,sharp-tongued, smart,loyal to the people he cares about,charming and stubborn when he sets his mind on something…
…or someone. And that someone is private investigator Jackson Stein. The poor man doesn’t stand a chance once Leland choses him as his soul mate. It’s a no holds barred,all fronts attack with a lethal weapon: Leland’s smile. Oh,Jackson put up a good fight against the captivating hitman,but it’s a losing battle and soon,keeping a smile on Leland’s face becomes his main purpose.
Leland and Jackson have a common goal:finding out who Hardek is and stop him. I never had so much fun during an investigation story. Hitman and detective unit forces and their interactions are hilarious. Stern Jackson tries to restrain wild Leland and vice versa, Leland doing his worst to crack Jackson’s seriousness. Crazy moments or sweet ones,dangerous or full of tenderness, sad or hot,every shananigan or emotional passage in their story kept me entertained and laughing.
For me,each and every book written by Alice Winters is a wonderful treat,and this one is no different. The Hitman’z Guide is the perfect escape into a world so absurd, humorous, silly and amazing that’s going to keep me smiling for days on end.
Absolutely a must read.
I need more! More Leland and Jackson. More stories and adventures for these two amazing characters. I was captivated at first mooning. How can the most epic love story not succeed from that wonderful first sight!
Alice Winters is the queen of snark and humor. She can take what should be the most unsympathetic character and have you fall completely in love with them. Leland is a conundrum. His life is anything but average yet he approaches it with humor, zest, hope and so much more. There is no way Jackson can resist this man. They are the perfect fit for each other.
This story will take you on quite the ride. You will be laughing so much as you fall in love right along with Leland and Jackson. I want to go on all their adventures with them. I hope there are more to follow as I don’t want to say goodbye to these two.
5 stars
Heat Level: 3.5
OMG, this book has it all; humor, wit, steam and heart, and that’s just the first few chapters!!!
Alice is a fantastic writer and this new series rivals the hilarity, snark, and perfection that is her Hidden in Darkness series. Leland and Jackson are the best!!!
I can’t love Leland enough. He’s hilarious, ridiculous, clueless yet smart; all rolled into a sexy, smart, and somewhat socially clueless package. His one-liners are the best and will have you in fits. The somewhat grumpy Jackson is his perfect match or as Leland would say his “mate”.
From the first chapter, Leland will make you laugh leave you wanting more. A fast-paced adventure begins and ends with the same case with a few detours along the way. The book has a little angst and a lot of flirting. Leland is somewhat relentless in his pursuit of Jackson and an unfortunate event finally brings them together and Leland never leaves.
This story has a collection of colorful characters; both good and bad, one frustratingly difficult mother, a lazy partner and a twisted case that ends with the prince being saved, you can’t help but fall in love or fall off your seat laughing with this book. I want to say everything about this book but nothing because I don’t want to spoil it. It is just fantastic and easily the funniest book I’ve read in a while. I can’t recommend it enough!!!
P.S. the last 3% of this book is by far the funniest thing I’ve ever read. For those who’ve read it, I’m still laughing at the flying squirrel and all the shenanigans around that 😉 !!!
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I loved this book so so much. This is my favourite read of the year yet and I’m absolutely in love with Leland!! I have never laughed this much while reading a book!
Leland!!!Squeeeeeee!!
I’m in love with his brain. It’s simultaneously a hilarious and scary place. He’s funny and dramatic and half the times I can’t believe the things that come out of his mouth. I want to quote a lot but I can’t print the whole book in the review, so it’ll just have to be few.
“How much did you spend on a robot vacuum, anyway?”
“Bitch wasn’t cheap. I could’ve bought a sex machine for that much. You know what… I bet I could make the robot vacuum a sex machine as well as a vacuum. What do you think of me putting a suction-cup dildo on the top? She could be like a little unicorn with a dick for a horn.”
Jackson stares at me like he’s forgotten how to laugh.
Also #LelandLogic
I watch as he walks over to the desk, picks up the tag hanging off the vase of flowers and scowls.
Aw! Jackson loves them! I must buy him more.
And Jackson! He is so whipped!! They are so perfect together. And I was smiling like a loon the entire time I read this book. I loved Cayenne too!
“I would give you the sun if I could reach it.”
Guys, what are you waiting for?? Read it or you’ll regret it!! Highly recommended!!
ARC provided by the author in exchange for an honest and unbiased review