First impression of Landon Collins?Questionable. Highly questionable.He needed to take me to see “The Golden Pecker”.Fortunately, it was in the basement, not his pants.Turns out my late grandfather was running a BDSM club.I know what you’re thinking. Don’t follow a stranger into the basement. More importantly, absolutely don’t follow strangers who want to show you their “golden peckers.”But I … show you their “golden peckers.”
But I might have literally died of curiosity if I passed this up.
Sure, there was a chance of murder, abduction, and all sorts of horror. Then again, living with the endless questions would be its own special kind of hell. What kind of self-respecting man calls it a pecker? And what did all of this have to do with my late grandfather’s will?
The other problem was I couldn’t be sure if Landon Collins was plotting my murder, or if he just had resting hot guy face — broody eyes, a sharp jaw, and full lips made for cruel smiles.
Was I ignoring a few dozen red flags? Absolutely. But last time I checked, curiosity was only notorious for killing cats.
So I followed his firm ass straight to The Golden Pecker.
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As advertised, it is a rom com! Very funny. Andie and Landon are brought together in an unusual manner, and from then on it’s a battle of wits. I also loved Andie’s sisters Bree and Aubria! And Landon’s brother James and his buddy Grant. Highly recommended.
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OMG…this book was absolutely amazing! This book was my favorite book by author Penelope Bloom. This story was original. I mean who would of thought…a BDSM club, really? It was laugh out loud funny but added this BDSM to the mix and it couldn’t have been better! I hope there are more of these books on the way! This book is a must read! I highly recommend this book!
Oh where to start – there is a mixture in the book. I’m guessing this is going to be a series like her other books, and being that Landon has a brother and Andi has sisters, Penelope has to keep this going. This book is about Andi and her sisters who are grieving over the loss of their beloved grandfather. Well this grandfather was an adoptive one which explains why he does what he does in his will.
The banter between Landon and Andi is hilarious and the tension between them is too die for. In order for her to get the hotel in the will, Andi, who is the oldest, needs to follow her grandfathers request which is to become a submissive to Landon, which so happens to be his son! Landon wants to hate her because they never had the love from his father like she and her sisters did only because they choose their mother after the divorce. Like I stated this story has a lot. It is worth the read!
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I really loved this book. It is silly and funny but so relaxing. Andi is freaking awesome. I love her sarcasm and Landon is amazing.
Great read full of twists.
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The Golden Pecker is an entertaining, fun story filled with humor, drama, secrets, some BDSM, romance and unexpected twists. I loved Landon and Andi and their witty back and forth banter made their crazy relationship work. I hope we get stories for Andi’s sisters soon.
Looking forward to more peckers
When her beloved adopted grandfather dies, Andi is devastated and left wondering about her future. When her parents died, she and her sisters had no one until he stepped up to care for them. But now she’s not sure what’s going to happen. Until she meets an interesting stranger who seems to instantly hate her when he hears her name. The two of them watch a video of dear old grandpa who, it seems, had a secret side she knew nothing about!
Landon is furious with his father and by extension Andi. Seems the old man left everything to her, with several stipulations. She has to experience several things in grandpa’s sex club – yes sex club, in order to inherit. And Landon is the one that has to vouch that she’s carried them through. Oh and dad and grandpa are one in the same.
Quirky, funny, mysterious and so sexy! This story will grab your attention from the first page and will not let you go. Andi and her sisters inherited the Wainwright hotel from her grandfather. Unbeknown to them is a club called The Golden Pecker club who is run by Landon but owned by their late grandfather. It is a BDSM club and the story will take you on a funny wild ride and quirky situations. A great start to a new serie.
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Once again, this talented author has outdone herself with this amazing story. Landon and Andi’s story is beautifully written and is sweet, steamy, humorous, and with witty banter, secrets, and unique twists, as well as a tad bit of crazy thrown into this mix. I was totally captivated throughout this addictive page turner, and I recommend for all.
WOW…This steamy book is so hilarious! Penelope Bloom has done it again! This book is the story of Andi, one of three sisters, whose adopted grandfather dies and leaves a tape with stipulations she must meet in order to inherit her share of his hotel which surprisingly included The Golden Pecker Club (a BDSM club) in the basement of the hotel. Landon Collins is the will’s executor and dom/business partner who runs the club. Andi must complete certain activities with Landon including spending a night with him learning BDSM. I highly recommend this well written book which is a fun romance with amazing and complex characters working through their emotional baggage, has a touch of intrigue and secrets, is loaded with witty banter and humor, and has lots of steamy chemistry and romance.
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This book was a fun read with a good storyline and characters that were so well created which made this book a very enjoyable and entertaining read!
1st time reading one of Penelope Bloom’s books and pleasantly surprised! Definitely will be looking for more by this author. Light hearted BDSM themed story with great humor and a HEA. Grandpa leaves a portion of his hidden BDSM club and hotel to his granddaughter, Andi with a few stipulations; otherwise, it defaults to Landon.
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Andi and her sisters are at her grandfather’s hotel because he has passed and they are waiting for the last of his will to be read. Landon works in The Golden Pecker and is also given the task of giving Andi the news about her inheritance. Andi’s inheritance is tied to Landon which he had no clue about until both of them viewed the video from her grandfather. If Andi didn’t follow through with the list of things he asked of her to do in The Golden Pecker then she didn’t get anything and Landon got everything. However Landon has a secret of his own he is her adoptive grandfather’s biological son. He was disowned because he wouldn’t disown his mother when she cheated on his father. What will Andi do when she learns about his secret? Will this change things between them?
This is a funny story that will have you laughing through most of it. The chemistry between them is off the charts hot. This is a well written and very entertaining story. I would recommend this book to any book lover.
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Aspiring writer Andi Wainwight finds out her dead grandfather wants to leave 1/3 of his hotel to her as well as his secret BDSM club The Golden Pecker but there’s a catch … Andi has to watch a show in The Red Room, experience bondage, spend an hour in the sensory deprivation chamber, and spend an entire night as the submissive of the gorgeous Landon Collins. If Andi doesn’t complete the list, then it all goes to Landon. Can Andi go through with it? And what’s the mysterious Landon hiding?
The Golden Pecker is a funny, angsty and steamy story that will suck you in
a good story .. with a lot of dry humor. she is a real chatterbox, but underneath is a woman who wants nothing more than to love and trust someone. he is a man who carries a secret with him. nor did he ever think he would fall for someone like her. I laughed hard at some of the pieces in the book .. there is a good chemistry, while it sizzles that doesn;t really get rid of the pages. all together from me 4 stars.
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A romantic comedy that will have you laughing from the start. I enjoyed this newest release with its fun storyline and characters that will have you cracking up and oh yeah there is also a side of BSDM which only brings the story together. If you want a different type of romantic comedy that doesn’t disappoint than this is a must read for you.
4 ½ stars for the latest release from Penelope Bloom. I don’t know if I should even mention the title of the book since I may not get this review published haha.
Our latest romcom from Ms Bloom involves a loose BDSM scenario. I say loose because it isn’t a hardcore BDSM story, it is just involved in the backstory for the main characters, Andi and Logan.
Andi has just lost her adopted grandfather Willy, and Logan has just lost his biodad (one in the same though not know by Andi). Logan handles one of Willy’s BDSM clubs in the basement of the hotel Andi and her 2 sisters currently reside in. Logan informs Andi that Willy left a stipulation in his will that she needs to follow in order to inherit her 1/3 of the hotel.
Chaos, romance and all things done well by Ms Bloom ensue. I liked this one a little less than I enjoyed some of her other series (Objects of Attraction) but it still had the comedy and lightheartedness I have come to expect and love from the author.
I voluntarily read and reviewed a copy without expectations. I hope to see Andi’s 2 sisters get their 1/3 ownership stories soon.
Fun, hot and entertaining! Andi and her sister are trying to cope with the death of their adopted grandfather when the learn the truth from his sexy business partner Landon. What will happen when sparks begin to fly between Andi and Landon? Fast-paced read that is witty with plenty of drama and steam. An enjoyable read.
Exceptional book
This is the story of Landon & Andi, and what a story it is. It is serious, funny, sarcasm, a puzzle, a page-turner, full of chemistry and a bit of BDSM. I can’t tell you how thoroughly I enjoyed this book. Landon and Andi have won me over, thanks to Penelope Bloom. The writing is super and the story-line is great. I would really like to see this made into a series. I hope Penelope thinks about that. Looking forward to her next book.
I was beyond excited when I saw that Penelope was finally releasing a new book. I have missed the insane amount of laughing-and-smiling-so-much-that-my-face-hurts that I was nearly in tears when I got the notification. I was right to be happy. I didnt put my kindle down once since I started reading. The ending was beyond perfect and my face for sure hurts but i coukd care less.
Andi and her non-stop jokes and witty comebacks, then Landons reactions about had me dying. I would highly recommend this book. Now PLEASE Penelope, do not wait to long to give us the next book!!
Happy reading!
Rating 5 stars
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This is Andi and Landons story where they are put together with orders, conditions and reasons to follow orders on the list regarding an inheritance and I have to say – Andi is pure nuts! What goes through her head, to think what she thinks of, to say what she says….that girl is not wise!! Landon, Mr serious most definitely has his hands full!!!
A funny quirky read and I cannot wait to get her sisters stories!!!!!
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