First impression of Landon Collins?Questionable. Highly questionable.He needed to take me to see “The Golden Pecker”.Fortunately, it was in the basement, not his pants.Turns out my late grandfather was running a BDSM club.I know what you’re thinking. Don’t follow a stranger into the basement. More importantly, absolutely don’t follow strangers who want to show you their “golden peckers.”But I … show you their “golden peckers.”
But I might have literally died of curiosity if I passed this up.
Sure, there was a chance of murder, abduction, and all sorts of horror. Then again, living with the endless questions would be its own special kind of hell. What kind of self-respecting man calls it a pecker? And what did all of this have to do with my late grandfather’s will?
The other problem was I couldn’t be sure if Landon Collins was plotting my murder, or if he just had resting hot guy face — broody eyes, a sharp jaw, and full lips made for cruel smiles.
Was I ignoring a few dozen red flags? Absolutely. But last time I checked, curiosity was only notorious for killing cats.
So I followed his firm ass straight to The Golden Pecker.
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Loved reading the awesome and humorous romance story. When Andi’s grandfather dies, he leaves her a video to view, meets her grandfather’s business partner, Landon, and visits The Golden Pecker. Landon tries to continue disliking Andi but finds her irresistible, and Andi can’t help being charmed by Landon. Read the highly recommended, wonderfully written, and a must read love story.
She’s Going To “The Golden Pecker” To ALL Learn About The INs & OUTs of Her Inheritance!
When Her GrandFather dies, gett’n Her Inheritance hinges upon the “The Golden Pecker” & His business partner…
As He’ll be the ONE introducing Her to “The Golden Pecker” & its N@ught¥ deeds!
You see, She MUST learn from HIM, & by His HAND, “The Golden Pecker’s” TRADE…
To DO this… There’s a list Her GrandFather provided to be completed at “The Golden Pecker!”
This book contains BDSM elements & is intended for readers over 18; NOW, if that’s not your type of Reading Genre, please don’t dip your toes into this book, as you won’t enjoy IT. Plus, leaving an unfavorable review, because it’s not your cup of tea, is unfair to the author. That said, you know what to Expect… Sooo, if this is your JAM, GO Ahead & One-Click!
I was granted, via B00|{$P®0UT, an ARC of Penelope Bloom’s “The Golden Pecker.” I recommend this book to others based upon its own merits. All opinions expressed within this review are uniquely my own & freely given!
Until next time… Happy Reading!
My Rating Sytem:
4: I like IT a lot. Great, Solid Story w/ few if any inconsistencies or errors. This is a HIGH Rating, & I rarely give OUT a Higher Rating.
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Not sure if the Golden Pecker was the BDSM or the hero’s jewels. This is another steamy romance by a great romance author! I felt the heroine to be a bit disingenuous. I love the happily ever after because that is required for me to enjoy a book; however, I thought the hero was a bit over the top. I received a gifted copy. I am voluntarily leaving an honest review. I honestly enjoy this author but rushed to finish the story.
These two characters are just about as opposite as can be. He is all broody alpha (he is a Dom after all,) and she is sarcastic and spirited. He runs the secret sex club located in the hotel her grandfather owns, and after the grandfather’s death, she finds out she must submit to him in order to get her inheritance. She may be brave enough to go for it, but she has some trust issues that him and his mistakes don’t help curb. There are many laughs (mostly coming from her mouth and her antics.) He is going to have his work cut out for him if he wants her to be submissive. He is all sexy, but her character really makes the book. There is sexual content making this a read for mature audiences (though most of that content is talk, with just a small amount of action.) It alternates between POVs. It’s a fun and easy going read. It reads quickly and easily.
Landon and Andi’s story connected them in a strange way – through the death of a grandfather character who had specific stipulations with his passing. There’s a secret sex club, some adventurous boundaries getting pushed, and some hilarious moments. It’s steamy, but not dark, and not all that kinky, in my opinion. But the romance aspect was entertaining and kept me so engaged!
Another great read by Penelope. Andi and her sisters are grieving the death of the man who became their adoptive grandpa when their parents died. They now have to deal with the Will, however, it will be stated to each sister separately. Andi is first. Through this, she meets Landon. He has his own reasons for either helping Andi fulfill the will or not. This has some secrets, twists and a shocking will. There are parts that are funny and had me laughing. Andi and Landon butt heads, but are perfect for each other. You’ll have to read to find out what will happen between these two. This is a great story with wonderful characters.
Fun Rom Com with light BDSM, sure. Why not? So, I personally, am not into BDSM but I sure am of the sarcastic sort. When I saw the title of the book and the cover, I one-clicked not really knowing what I was getting myself into. I was pleasantly surprised and actually laughed quite a bit throughout the story.
“As the saying went, when in The Golden Pecker, do as the peckers do. In this case, Landon was the Pecker King. The peckeriest pecker of all, you could say.”
Andi and her sisters are mourning their grandfather’s death and his will still needs to be read. What they didn’t know was their grandfather has secrets and has stipulations to have the will read. This where Landon comes in. Landon has it in his mind already that Andi is the enemy and that he completely hates her but now he has to escort her to have her portion of the will read. This is where Andi finds out about her grandfather’s secret of owning several BDSM clubs. And now the fun begins. These rules involve Andi and Landon in the club. Landon is very professional and brooding while Andi has a defense mechanism of being snarky and sarcastic at all the right, and wrong, moments. Pairing these together brings a ton of fun into this light BDSM world. The chemistry between the two are great while they are unraveling all the secrets. The story is intriguing but with the right amount of funny. I recommend this book to just about anyone and look forward to reading others by this author.
This is one laugh out loud funny story! Andi is this sarcastic, funny, intelligent, beautiful lady. Landon is this stubborn, but caring and protective man that adds so much to the story. The story draws you in and doesn’t let go. It is extremely well written with beautifully developed characters that have personalities that is felt throughout the story. I adored this story and keeps you on your toes wondering what is going to happen next. The support characters are fantastic and I loved how original the storyline is. It is a must read!
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Penelope Bloom is at it again with The Golden Pecker!!
This book is Hilarious, filled with some angst, and a lot of mystery!
Andi loses her “Grandpa” and while waiting to find out what’s in his will, she runs into Landon. It’s instant attraction, untill he finds out who she is.
Andi’s grandpa leaves a crazy detailed stipulation in his will for both Andi and Landon, and unless they follow through with everything, well, let’s just say they don’t get what they want.
This book will have you laughing out loud one minute, then squeezing your thighs the next!
This is a wonderful romance where the characters start off as enemies. Landon Collins father had all but disowned him and his brother. His father owned a hotel an several sex clubs. The one under the hotel is called the Golden Pecker. Andi and her two sisters were adopted by his father. When his father dies he left a video that said Andi was going to have to preform a list of exploits in the sex club before she could inherit her third of the hotel and the sex club. If she failed then Landon got everything.
This is contemporary, witty, erotic romance that engages you right away and makes it hard to put the book down. The characters are funny, witty, charming, angry, controlling and definitely chalked full of personality. The two main characters stay true to their personalities as they take the reader through their emotional ups and downs. They have a lot to deal with. The hot steamy scenes are woven expertly into the storyline. Just don’t think this book is all sex, it is mostly a love story that is set in this sexually charged environment. I really enjoyed the narrative and the amazing dialogue. I think if you enjoy romances with some heat then this is a.great choice.
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Absolutely loved this book
Loved the storyline between Andi and Landon and their connection with each other.
Wished we’d have found out what Grampa William’s plans were for the others and what was on the next video. Hopefully there will be a followup story.
Penelope Bloom is the Queen of romantic comedies!!!! Absolutely enjoyed reading this book from start to finish.
When Andi’s granfather passes away and its time for the inheritance to be shared out Andi finds out that the man that she thought she knew had a secret life……. to get her inheritance she needs to delve into the world of BDSM with the help of Landon who is currently running her grandfathers club The Golden Pecker…but Landon is hiding a secret that could have Andi lose everything….
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The Golden Pecker is a beautiful story by Penelope Bloom. I love reading her stories, and this one is no exception.
Andi and Landon are a perfect set of characters that bring this story together. Another hit from Penelope.
Loved the book it was great, the story was well written and the characters are interesting. Andi’s grandfather left her something in his will, Landon shows Andi what is her that was left to her in the will, The Golden Pecker, Andi was dumbfounded to find out it was a club. Things only get hot and hotter. The book kept me wanting more.
Thank you for allowing me to review your book.
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This was a great story and was very entertaining. Once I started I could not put it down. The chemistry between the hero and heroine is sizzling hot. I would recommend this to anyone that loves a great love story.
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Who has The Golden Pecker
Well if the title of this book, The Golden Pecker, does not make you laugh then you won’t be laughing while reading this hilarious, witty and engaging story.
Andi and her two sisters have just lost their “grandfather” by adoption (after losing their parents in an accident), William Wainwright. He owned the Wainwright Hotel chain where they are currently staying. Andi crosses paths with Landon Collins at one of the vending machines and she is instantly attracted to him as he is to her. But once he hears her name something crosses his face and she is then intrigued by him. It turns out that Grandpa Willy was hiding a big secret in the basement of his hotel in the form of a BDSM club, The Golden Pecker. Plus it turns out that Landon runs the club which really has Andi intrigued and having some fun and sexy thoughts about.
The Golden Pecker is a laugh out loud story, not a hardcore BDSM story in any way. The dialogue is witty with great banter between the characters. The characters are interesting and written with some depth and wonderful personalities. This story is not as OTT wonderfully outrageous as the Object of Attraction series books but it does take some of those elements and then add in some of the author’s Dom elements into a real romantic comedy. There are still two sisters and two brothers (the Pecker boys) to go so it will be interesting to see what Penelope Bloom comes up with for the other books.
I received a free ARC of this book in exchange for my honest review. My opinions are all my own.
I loved this well written book with great characters and a smoothly written storyline. The chemistry between the characters is strong from start to finish making for smooth flowing storyline. I am looking forward to reading more by this author.
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Andi and her sisters live in their grandfather’s hotel. He has died and they are waiting on his will to be read but it isn’t in the traditional sense of a will. Landon is a business partner in the grandfather’s bdsm club called The Golden Pecker. Landon has secrets of his own that will change things for them all. After seeing the video of her grandfather stating his requirements that she learn the business from Landon or lose everything, Andi has no choice but to learn what she needs to be an owner in the club. A read with funny lines and plenty of steam to keep you reading to the last page.
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A great start to a new series. Love that there are snippets from the next books, but they are left as a mystery. Andi and Landon meet then run into each other through her Grandfather’s will. Can these two make it all work? What happens when all the secrets come out? Loved this story and can’t wait for the others!!
FABULOUS Golden Pecker!
Extra awesome with laugh out loud fun and an unstoppable storyline with a twist of craziness that held me captive and grinning and loving all the funtastic chemistry. The perfect amount of excitement and intrigue that I found to be extremely enjoyable.