As far as I can remember, my first experience with Bill Crider’s work came when I read his marvelous, not-to-be-missed “Cranked” in 2007, when it subsequently won the Derringer Award for the best mid-length short story of 2006. Since then I’ve read a couple of other short stories under his byline and a western novella, DEAD MAN’S REVENGE, that he wrote using the pseudonym Colby Jackson. A prolific writer, he’s the author of several different mystery series as well as horror, western, and young adult novels. His longest-running mystery series stars Texas Sheriff Dan Rhodes, who is featured in the six stories in the e-book under consideration here. (NOTE: the cover says it contains five stories, the title page six. The title page wins—and so does the reader with the additional story.)
It opens with “Buster,” which is the name of one of the elderly, idiosyncratic Miss Onie Calder’s forty or fifty cats. Miss Onie summons Sheriff Rhodes to her home in a once-fashionable but now rundown section of the town of Clearview because Buster is dead. She’s certain that her neighbor, Ralph Ramsdell, whose cat has been set upon by one of hers, is the poisoner. When he investigates, Rhodes discovers that something much more sinister is going on.
The Stag BBQ is an annual event in Blacklin County. “It was a chance for the movers and shakers to get together and drink a lot of beer, eat some BBQ and homemade ice cream, tell a few dirty jokes, and do a little gambling….Women weren’t allowed. Blacklin County was becoming more conscious of women’s rights by the day, but Blacklin County was, after all, in Texas, where a great many men still believed that some activities just weren’t appropriate for women.” It’s probably just as well, in this case, because even some of the men get sick when they discover the body of Gabe Tolliver, who has apparently been “Gored.” Sheriff Rhodes doubts the killer was one of George Newberry’s Brahma bulls and must figure out which of the many attendees wanted Tolliver dead.
A recipe for homemade peach ice cream, Rhodes’s favorite, is appended to the story.
Reverend Alf Anderson helps to restore a community when he turns the stone building atop Obert’s Hill into a nondenominational church and attracts a congregation of more than three hundred people. One church member, Ron Eller, does nothing to endear himself to his fellow congregants when he leases his land to Calame’s Crusher, Inc., a gravel company that is mining the limestone on it. Between the the noise and dust from the rock crusher, and especially the explosions, Obert residents are sorely unhappy campers: “They claimed that they [the explosions] were destroying property values, which were already low, and driving the livestock crazy. They were driving the citizens crazy, too….” Dan Rhodes has to determine who among them crucified Eller in “The Man on the Cross.”
Arrested for armed robbery, Charles Lathrop is a serious rival of Adrian Monk’s when it comes to obsessive cleanliness. He even cleans his jail cell, doing a better job of it than Lawton, the jailer, does. The ditched gun Deputy Ruth Grady finds is probably the weapon Lathrop used to hold up convenience stores and a Texaco station, though he denies ever having had one, and it’s been thoroughly cleaned. But, as Sheriff Rhodes senses, it’s his obsession that will prove his undoing in “Under the Gun,” a story lighter in tone than those that precede it, and whose solution reminds me of one of the greatest inverted detective stories I’ve ever read: Cornell Woolrich’s “One Drop of Blood.” (I daren’t explain why lest I spoil both of them.)
Co-authored by Bill’s wife Judy Crider, “Chocolate Moose” concerns the strange death of Mack McAnally at the Round-Up Restaurant. It appears to be a bizarre accident, but when Sheriff Rhodes gives the scene a careful examination, he realizes he has a murder to deal with—the murder of a man who might well have been the most hated person in Blacklin County. “McAnally was, or had been until only a short while earlier, a bully…He spent his time working in his yard and harassing any animal that happened to stray onto his property. He had a pellet gun that he used to shoot at dogs and cats and, rumor had it, even the occasional human. When he was driving, he would sometimes swerve out of his lane in an attempt to run over a squirrel or family pet.” The list of his hectoring transgressions is a good deal longer, and many a county resident undoubtedly has a reason for wanting him dead. It’s up to Rhodes to figure out who that person is.
A recipe for the “World’s Best Chicken-Fried Steak” is appended to the story.
The last and longest story in the collection, “Who Killed Cock Rogers?” begins with manure and ends with murder. Janelle Tabor complains to Sheriff Rhodes when she’s splattered with cow manure from one of Ralph Claymore’s cattle trucks. The trucks make their way through Clearview’s main street every week on their way to the auction sale, and have caused problems for other residents as well as for some of the merchants. There is nothing Rhodes can really do because the law is on Claymore’s side. Thus Mrs. Tabor decides to talk to Red Rogers about the matter. “Rogers, whose real name was Larry Redden, was the closest thing Clearview had to a local radio personality. He did just about everything at KVUE….” One of those things was to host a daily talk show that “dealt with both national and local issues.” He thrives on controversy. When he invites Mrs. Tabor and two other locals to present their sides of the argument to Ralph Claymore and one of his truck drivers on the air, chaos erupts and Rhodes has to hurry to the station to break up a physical altercation. Two weeks later, Rogers is found shot to death at one of Ralph Claymore’s feed lots, and Rhodes has a mystery to solve that doesn’t lack suspects.
As evidenced by the passages quoted above, Bill Crider’s style is lean and straightforward. It’s also leavened with some wonderfully dry humor. Because of the brevity of every story but the last in this collection, characterization is *very* sketchy. But these are not the kinds of tales in which characterization takes precedence. They’re good old-fashioned short detective stories in which half the fun is trying to figure out from the clues given who the culprit is—with the exception of “Under the Gun,” in which readers can try to figure out where the known culprit slips up and so give Rhodes the evidence he needs to turn the thief over for prosecution.
THE BLACKLIN COUNTY FILES, which I can and do enthusiastically recommend, has me looking forward to reading the Dan Rhodes novel-length mysteries in which, based on my reading of the aforementioned “Cranked,” I’m sure there’s greater character development.
As far as I can remember, my first experience with Bill Crider’s work came when I read his marvelous, not-to-be-missed “Cranked” in 2007, when it subsequently won the Derringer Award for the best mid-length short story of 2006. Since then I’ve read a couple of other short stories under his byline and a western novella, DEAD MAN’S REVENGE, that he wrote using the pseudonym Colby Jackson. A prolific writer, he’s the author of several different mystery series as well as horror, western, and young adult novels. His longest-running mystery series stars Texas Sheriff Dan Rhodes, who is featured in the six stories in the e-book under consideration here. (NOTE: the cover says it contains five stories, the title page six. The title page wins—and so does the reader with the additional story.)
It opens with “Buster,” which is the name of one of the elderly, idiosyncratic Miss Onie Calder’s forty or fifty cats. Miss Onie summons Sheriff Rhodes to her home in a once-fashionable but now rundown section of the town of Clearview because Buster is dead. She’s certain that her neighbor, Ralph Ramsdell, whose cat has been set upon by one of hers, is the poisoner. When he investigates, Rhodes discovers that something much more sinister is going on.
The Stag BBQ is an annual event in Blacklin County. “It was a chance for the movers and shakers to get together and drink a lot of beer, eat some BBQ and homemade ice cream, tell a few dirty jokes, and do a little gambling….Women weren’t allowed. Blacklin County was becoming more conscious of women’s rights by the day, but Blacklin County was, after all, in Texas, where a great many men still believed that some activities just weren’t appropriate for women.” It’s probably just as well, in this case, because even some of the men get sick when they discover the body of Gabe Tolliver, who has apparently been “Gored.” Sheriff Rhodes doubts the killer was one of George Newberry’s Brahma bulls and must figure out which of the many attendees wanted Tolliver dead.
A recipe for homemade peach ice cream, Rhodes’s favorite, is appended to the story.
Reverend Alf Anderson helps to restore a community when he turns the stone building atop Obert’s Hill into a nondenominational church and attracts a congregation of more than three hundred people. One church member, Ron Eller, does nothing to endear himself to his fellow congregants when he leases his land to Calame’s Crusher, Inc., a gravel company that is mining the limestone on it. Between the the noise and dust from the rock crusher, and especially the explosions, Obert residents are sorely unhappy campers: “They claimed that they [the explosions] were destroying property values, which were already low, and driving the livestock crazy. They were driving the citizens crazy, too….” Dan Rhodes has to determine who among them crucified Eller in “The Man on the Cross.”
Arrested for armed robbery, Charles Lathrop is a serious rival of Adrian Monk’s when it comes to obsessive cleanliness. He even cleans his jail cell, doing a better job of it than Lawton, the jailer, does. The ditched gun Deputy Ruth Grady finds is probably the weapon Lathrop used to hold up convenience stores and a Texaco station, though he denies ever having had one, and it’s been thoroughly cleaned. But, as Sheriff Rhodes senses, it’s his obsession that will prove his undoing in “Under the Gun,” a story lighter in tone than those that precede it, and whose solution reminds me of one of the greatest inverted detective stories I’ve ever read: Cornell Woolrich’s “One Drop of Blood.” (I daren’t explain why lest I spoil both of them.)
Co-authored by Bill’s wife Judy Crider, “Chocolate Moose” concerns the strange death of Mack McAnally at the Round-Up Restaurant. It appears to be a bizarre accident, but when Sheriff Rhodes gives the scene a careful examination, he realizes he has a murder to deal with—the murder of a man who might well have been the most hated person in Blacklin County. “McAnally was, or had been until only a short while earlier, a bully…He spent his time working in his yard and harassing any animal that happened to stray onto his property. He had a pellet gun that he used to shoot at dogs and cats and, rumor had it, even the occasional human. When he was driving, he would sometimes swerve out of his lane in an attempt to run over a squirrel or family pet.” The list of his hectoring transgressions is a good deal longer, and many a county resident undoubtedly has a reason for wanting him dead. It’s up to Rhodes to figure out who that person is.
A recipe for the “World’s Best Chicken-Fried Steak” is appended to the story.
The last and longest story in the collection, “Who Killed Cock Rogers?” begins with manure and ends with murder. Janelle Tabor complains to Sheriff Rhodes when she’s splattered with cow manure from one of Ralph Claymore’s cattle trucks. The trucks make their way through Clearview’s main street every week on their way to the auction sale, and have caused problems for other residents as well as for some of the merchants. There is nothing Rhodes can really do because the law is on Claymore’s side. Thus Mrs. Tabor decides to talk to Red Rogers about the matter. “Rogers, whose real name was Larry Redden, was the closest thing Clearview had to a local radio personality. He did just about everything at KVUE….” One of those things was to host a daily talk show that “dealt with both national and local issues.” He thrives on controversy. When he invites Mrs. Tabor and two other locals to present their sides of the argument to Ralph Claymore and one of his truck drivers on the air, chaos erupts and Rhodes has to hurry to the station to break up a physical altercation. Two weeks later, Rogers is found shot to death at one of Ralph Claymore’s feed lots, and Rhodes has a mystery to solve that doesn’t lack suspects.
As evidenced by the passages quoted above, Bill Crider’s style is lean and straightforward. It’s also leavened with some wonderfully dry humor. Because of the brevity of every story but the last in this collection, characterization is *very* sketchy. But these are not the kinds of tales in which characterization takes precedence. They’re good old-fashioned short detective stories in which half the fun is trying to figure out from the clues given who the culprit is—with the exception of “Under the Gun,” in which readers can try to figure out where the known culprit slips up and so give Rhodes the evidence he needs to turn the thief over for prosecution.
THE BLACKLIN COUNTY FILES, which I can and do enthusiastically recommend, has me looking forward to reading the Dan Rhodes novel-length mysteries in which, based on my reading of the aforementioned “Cranked,” I’m sure there’s greater character development.
© 2013 Barry Ergang