PLEASE NOTE: THIS BOX SET HAS A NEW COVER AND RELEASED IN NOVEMBER 2016.MEET THE TURNERS in the hilarious Ball Games Series where sexy romance meets Northern humour. The First Four novellas now available in one fabulous bundle.BALLS: Camille Turner meets ex-tormenter Dylan Ball again, only now he’s grown up and HOT.SNOW BALLS: Tyler Turner gets his eviction notice. It’s son versus mum, Dora, but … eviction notice. It’s son versus mum, Dora, but while he’s at war will he ever notice he has an admirer?
NEW BALLS PLEASE: Feeling ignored Dora goes on holiday to learn tennis. While she’s there partner Tim turns Alpha. At the same time, a guilty Dora reads one of her self-help books about becoming a devoted Housewife. What’s going to happen when they reuinite and Alpha meets Submissive?
BALLS FORE: A blast from past returns to upset Beth and her carefully ordered life.
For romance readers of Tara Sivec, Laura Barnard and Jana Aston who like a laugh with their latte.
Life a little serious right now? Sit back and enjoy the hi-jinks of the Ball Games and the crazy mind of Andie M. Long.
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Book one Balls. I read this book and I was glad that I did.. This book was fun to read. It has some suspense in it but lots of laughing moments. This is a very well written nice paced book. Not to long but not to short. Camille Turner is back in her hometown now an adult beginning her life. She is not at all ready to face the one person who treated her badly in high school. But things happen that changes all that. Those things make this book fun to read and very enjoyable. You meet her friend Beth and her other friend from school Jack. All of these characters together have some great chemistry. Absolutely loved what happens in this book how bad things come out good in the end. Will be reading the rest of the books that go with this one because I have a feeling those will be just as good. Highly recommend even if you just need a good laugh.
Book two Snow Balls.This was another well written book by Andie. This one was about Tyler Turner a 25 year old who needs to get a life of his own and grow up. His parents give him a push on his birthday he is being evicted. Has to be out in a few short months. I really liked this book it shows Tyler learning how to take responsibility not only for himself but for his actions especially when it comes to his friend Lindsay .Funny things happen along the way which makes this book even better .Highly recommend cant wait to read the next one. I also love the action between his mom and dad makes this book even funnier.
Book three New Balls Please. Absolutely loved this one. This is about Tim and Dora the parents who technically aren’t married but have been together forever. Both of their children have moved out and she has had enough. She packs up and takes a vacation. Tim thinks it is because of something he isn’t doing so he becomes an alpha male and tries to make her his submissive. This leads to a book full of humor that will have you laughing through most of the book. This is my favorite one in the Ball series so far. Again Andie has written an amazing fun book.
Book four Balls Fore. Andie has written an amazing book. This is the fourth one in the Balls series and I enjoyed this one the most. This is all about Beth and her son Trey. Beth is a single mom and has never told anyone who the father of her son is. She has raised Trey all by herself for three things and has done an amazing good. Until the one day life as she knows it changes in an instant. I love how well written this book was and how the subject was covered with love and humor. She did an amazing job writing about what happens between all parties involved. I loved how the added humor in this book makes the storyline even better. Come on chocolate penis how can you not giggle at that? Amazing character chemistry between all the characters. Again all the characters get along so well with each other in every book. I highly recommend this whole series to anyone that will enjoy some great humor and tender moments all involving some “balls”.
Balls
This has been on my “to read” list kind of forever, and I don’t know why I had never gotten around to it. The story of Camille and Dylan kept me laughing over their antics and that of their friends and former classmates. It’s also got lots of wonderful little “awe!” moments that tug had on the heartstrings. I thing I’m kind of hooked on this quirky group of characters.
Snow Balls
It’s cute and funny and completely ridiculous. There was a moment where I totally hated Tyler’s mum. But it seems to have all worked out in the end so I can be forgiving. I laughed at the fantastic nerdy references, and I almost wet myself when Tyler’s date turned out to be not at all as advertised. Jennifer is a sweetheart and I loved the way she made Tyler work for it.
New Balls Please
Tim and Dora’s story shows us how important it is for us to talk to one another when something’s wrong. It also goes to show you there’s no maximum age limit on losing your mind in a relationship. No time limit either. I loved Tim. He’s so sweet and easy-going that Dora’s way of going about everything made me not like her very much. The ending is adorable, but I’m still reserving judgement on Dora.
Balls Fore
Beth, Trey, Leo, and the whole extended Turner clan kept me laughing from the get-go. This is the way I love to see second chances unfold. Sure, there’s pain and a lot of water under that bridge but both Beth and Leo handle it like the adults they are. I just can’t say I’m a fan of the secret baby angle. I really enjoyed seeing the way Leo came to grips with it, though.
Favorite Quotes:
#1 Balls
I’m forty-five, not dead. Even though I’ve got your dad, I still like to perve at totty.
For God’s sake will one of you give your mother a grandchild before she pinches one from someone else.
I know it’s not an excuse but in my defense, I remember nothing about the evening. Unfortunately, I was as pissed as a fart. So again, I’m very sorry.
‘Jack kissed you? Under the slide?’… ‘Yeah. In the dark. I’m obviously too monstrous to kiss in daylight.’
I realize it’s been a long time since a man went anywhere near my lady parts. The only pussy that’s had any play lately has been Bob the cat and his carrier bag.
#2 Snow Balls
You’d be expected to pull your weight in my house too, you cheeky bugger. If all you’re offering a girl is your dirty underwear and life at the kitchen sink, you’re going to be single for a very long time, mate.
Thanks for the pizza… Was alright for a first attempt. Just a shame the fire brigade didn’t have to come out. I quite like a man in uniform.
She does that feat where she pulls her bra off through her dress and out of an armpit. It’s some feat of magic that’s done really quickly and I can’t totally follow it. All I know is that her tits go with it. The heavily padded bra lies on the floor, discarded among her other mess. I stare at her dress. There’s nothing under it… I have nothing against small perky tits if I’m expecting them, but my hands. There were ready to cop hold of those gorgeous bazumas.
Don’t know half the time son. Best thing with women is to keep nodding at them in agreement. If their face changes and goes weird, try a disagreeing look. Works for me ninety percent of the time.
#3 New Balls
I know, but she gets me to do things and afterwards I’m wondering how she did it… It’s some form of brainwashing.
I think Miranda buys books rather than compulsively eats. At thirty-eight, she’s divorced, and I guess it was books, food or cats and books won.
‘How long have you been together?’ ‘Almost thirty years.’ ‘Christ you don’t get that for murder,’
This is the holy grail. This is what women really want… Of course they’re grown up fairy tales. Do you see many suited and booted billionaires coming in here?
He takes a seat, and his legs splay apart in a wide-legged stance. You know like some men do on the bus? As if their package needs DHL heavy delivery options.
#4 Balls Fore
I step back in shock. The lovely woman who got me to come here has been replaced by a Rottweiler. I swear there’s foam in her mouth.
She nods, but when she turns to me, it’s with a face that would scare Chucky.
My Review:
I barked, snorted, and laughed aloud as I read each of these delightful little novellas. If I could read fun and naughty little stories like this every day, I would spend the rest of my life smiling. Andie M. Long was a gold mine find for me as it feels like I stumbled onto treasure. Her writing is crisp, clever, and highly entertaining. I was an instant fan and eager for any new releases this writer puts out.