Once upon a time in Withernsea, Shelley Linley opened a dating agency, and a vampire applied… He wanted a wife. Soon, Shelley was uncovering Withernsea’s supernatural secrets and getting into all kinds of trouble.But despite the strange turn her life had taken one thing remained – human or supe, they all wanted love.Read the first three stories in the Supernatural Dating Agency series: The … stories in the Supernatural Dating Agency series: The Vampire wants a Wife; A Devil of a Date; and Hate, Date, or Mate? Now in one handy volume.
Grab a hot drink (or an o-neg) and enjoy.
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Favorite Quotes:
#1 The Vampire wants a Wife
He pushed me away and held me at arm’s length with what I felt to be considerable strength from arm-porn arms that made Captain America’s look like shoelaces.
I prayed to God that the bulge in his pants wasn’t a hot dog he’d stolen from the burger bar and saved for later.
#2 A Devil of a Date
I’d kept up with certain things in Hell. We had computers though the internet was limited to what Satan felt we needed to know… Fashion was easy to keep up with as the new residents came fully dressed and I gained an envied designer wardrobe from the many rich wives who’d killed their cheating husbands. That’s how my love of Louboutins had started.
#3 Hate, Date, or Mate?
We are not dudes… I hate people use that word for everyone. Makes me think I’ve grown a penis, and I didn’t realise.
But I’ve gone off coffee. I mean that really is the Devil’s work, it’s got to be. Making me go off coffee and doughnuts is the worst evil I’ve ever encountered.
#4 Here for the Seer
… my own supernatural powers were limited to the visions. The vampires could whizz, the werewolves could run at speed, demons could open and travel through portals, and angels could fly. It wasn’t entirely fair that I helped the universe and still had to pay for taxis, but such was my lot.
Shelley wanting a ‘word’. I’d bet they were ones where she’d need to donate to the swear jar.
#5 Didn’t Sea It Coming
He could have asked me anything at that moment. I was so sucked in I’d have given him a kidney.
…he is a fine steak all right. I’m worshipping at the feet of the guy who from now on shall be known as Sir Loins.
Who you gonna protest to? The only royalty you’re going near is Burger King.
#6 Phwoar and Peace
Oh my! Would tonight be the night? To say I was nervous was an understatement. I wasn’t convinced that an education from Pornhub was the way to go and so last night I’d gone on some forums on the internet for advice. I’d ended up reading several horror stories about broken penises…
I placed a hand on each hip. Lucy did the same. All we needed were cowboy hats and pistols and we were ready to duel.
My Review:
I smirked, giggle snorted, and laughed aloud as I read this delightfully amusing and titillating series. I totally admire and covet Andie M. Long’s clever brand of naughtiness as well as her irreverent, bawdy, and snarky sense of humor. The Supernatural Dating Agency Series was several layers beyond witty, cunningly crafted, crisply written, and deviously inventive. I would read more paranormal tales if they were half as much fun as this one. The storylines were unique, comical, and extremely entertaining. Unbeknown to the mortals, the cozy community of Withernsea was full of supernaturals of all types; vampires, were-creatures, demons, witches, mermen, cupids, etc., so many in fact, that the local Dating Agency felt the need to expand their services and opened Withernsea Dating – the Supernatural Dating Agency, for those with special needs such as sleep impairments, select tastes, additional grooming issues once a month, or list their favorite food as, “A classic O-neg, preferably drunk straight from the source.”
Supernatural Dating Agency – The Complete Collection (Books 1-3) by Andie M Long these are three fantastic five-star reads all wrapped up in one collection. I have loved these as individual books, but as a collection they will take you away to Withernsea and hold you hostage in the best way possible, as you wont ever want to leave.