@TheSpencerRyan exudes confidence,
I mean, have you seen him???
His dark good looks and tattooed muscled perfection are too much.
He’s hot. Lickably hot.
And he has a way with words that leaves me breathless.
But cocky doesn’t even cover it,
this guy is so arrogant you have to fight back.
But God he’s so lickable!
The thing is though,
he looks like sex but he’ll taste like jackass.
… sex but he’ll taste like jackass.
@OMGJazzyP is a sexy, annoying ball of rage in fuck-me heels
and she hates me.
Although her nipples would tend to disagree.
It’s a deadly combination.
She’s a princess.
And when I say princess, I mean intolerable, spoiled brat with a tiara.
Sure she’s got that curvaceous goddess thing going on,
but that mouth of hers…
God it needs something in it to shut it up.
#GotJustTheThingRightHere
This is not your average British romance.
It’s a tale of high heels, hot tattooed bad boys and
sex oranges, all wrapped up in a coating of chocolate.
It’s ‘love’ in a social media world,
where not everyone is who they seem
and where some people’s bios should carry a warning.
#JustSayin
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Loved this, loved the characters. Some real laugh out loud moments. Loved the Twitter interactions. Great read.
What can I tell you about this book to convince you of its amazingness?
If you read Kerry Heaven’s debut book Just Human you will know how the wonder of Facebook kick starts or rather rekindles the romance of Danny and Liv. In Spencer it is the wonder of Twitter. You know that moment when someone – could be an author, could be a TV star, could be a footballer, favourites or replies to your tweet and you are over the moon happy? That is the squee moment for Jazz. (For the record Adam Levine has replied and favourited mine ergo he loves me). And there begins Jazz’s Spencer troubles.
Spencer is laugh out loud funny:
“He looks like sex, but he’ll taste like jackass!”
If that isn’t enough to convince you – it has shoes. Amazing shoes. Laboutin shoes. And chocolate – not just chocolate but home made chocolate. Which when used as a weapon can be quite sexy. It has muscles, tattoos, an amazing house, Cuban heels, sex oranges, broderie Anglaise tops, tuna juice, chai latte and hot,hot sex scenes.
Shower sex, up against the wall sex, up against the mirror sex, kitchen sex, jacuzzi sex, sex in shoes and – and this is the winner…Spencer does standing up sex better than Bruce Venture (Google him but NSFW).
There is a quick cameo appearance of a loved one, my lips are sealed.
Kerry Heavens gives you the kind of characters you could meet every day. They don’t come with years of baggage and secrets, they are just genuine people with genuine hopes and dreams. I love that.
My fav bits:
“This guy turns the ordinary into the extraordinary. That’s before I even acknowledge the ink on his arms, screaming “Lick me! LICK ME NOW!!!” Spencer. Fucking. Ryan.”
“I’m no Cinderella and this ain’t no fairytale.”
“She’s dangerous. A woman who looks like her, thinks like her, wears those shoes, gives me shit and makes stuff like this, is a danger. If I had a heart, I’d be falling in love.”
“Spencer Ryan is not a man you fall in love with. He’s a man who can rock your world for as long as you can resist the urge to stab him. And when the urge finally gets too much, you walk away before you get yourself a criminal record.”
Add to the mix that you can follow Spencer, Jazz and Mags on Twitter right now, I will be asking him for a topless Tuesday selfie #justsayin
I’ve read it 3 times already I love it so much. Big well done to Kerry.
Love the Twitter dating aspect of this story, made this story interesting.
There’s great interaction with Spencer and Jazz she gets to know him via Twitter and has built an ideal of what she thinks he is like, upon actually meeting him she finds him arrogant, not charming and just a plain ass.
She hates him and can’t believe the guy she has been flirting with on Twitter is the same guy.
He doesn’t like her very much and thinks she’s a spoiled princess bitch.
He’s intrigued by her though and tries to entice her in fucking him, she wants nothing to do with him but her vagina has other plans it does her thinking for her.
She is in lust with him as he is with her she doesn’t want to want him but unfortunately her vagina wants him. They have amazing ‘I hate you sex’ and can’t get enough of each other.
I loved the Twitter sex dialogue I thought it was well done and again made the story interesting. The author could have done the whole book that way and I would have been okay with it.
Great story from this author and I would definitely read other books from her.