Richard always believed he’d enjoy a few golden years before Death’s bony hand reached for him. But what does he get? He gets to live across the hall from friggin’ Stanley Kapcheck with his shiny bald head and perfect teeth that are all his own; Stanley Kapcheck who struts around like a peacock in his leather coat.Honestly! What kind of respectable senior citizen wears leather?But Stanley isn’t … leather?
But Stanley isn’t your average senior citizen. He’s a Hunter—a slayer of all things unnatural. He reveals to Richard that the one monster that has eluded him is the same beast that killed Richard’s wife, and it’s due to kill again before the next new moon. The two men load up on ibuprofen and prune juice and embark on a cross-country demon-hunting adventure, but when The Devil Herself kidnaps Stanley, Richard realizes the line between Hunter and hunted is very thin, indeed, and the ornery octogenarian only has a few days left to trap The Devil, save Stanley, and slay the monster who murdered his bride.
CHAPTER ONE – RICHARD
Old age was the most vicious of bullies. Life had already scorned him, knocked the books out of his hands and beat him to a pulp. Now, here came Old Age to kick sand in his face. It wasn’t fair. All his life, he’d been promised a retirement from hardship—a handful of golden years before Death’s bony hand reached for him. Now, when it was far too late to do anything about it, he realized the whole blasted world had conspired against him.
There were no golden years. Only a lonely descent toward oblivion.
Everest Senior Living Facility was not the nursing home of his nightmares. As a younger man, in his seventies, Richard had woken in a cold sweat with visions of dirty, closed-in rooms, abusive nurses, and seeping bedsores. The reality of his old age was nothing like that.
The old folks’ home was full of sunlight that streamed through enormous, plentiful, spotless windows. Perky young girls who smelled faintly of coffee bustled about with rhinestone-studded stethoscopes draped around their necks.
The food was bland and mushy, but at least as good as what he’d lived off in the years since his sweet Barbara had died, and they served ice-cold prune juice at every meal, so his guts kept moving like they were supposed to. Thanks be to the Holy Lord above, there were no olive loaf sandwiches. He’d eaten enough olive loaf to last a dozen lifetimes.
All in all, Everest was as good a place as any to be abandoned by your family while you waited for death.
Well, it would have been, if it weren’t for Stanley Kapcheck. Stanley with his shiny bald head and perfect teeth that were all his own. Stanley had a flat stomach and a British accent. He wore a leather coat.
Honestly! What kind of respectable senior citizen wore leather?
Pretty nurses, young enough to be his grandchildren, giggled and blushed when Stanley spoke.
Richard loathed Stanley.
Was it so much to ask for a man to grow old and die the way nature intended? Something was weird about a man Stanley’s age who still wore well-shined, lace-up shoes that he tied himself.
Consequently, the sight of Stanley’s pristine wingtip tapping the white tiles of the dining hall floor chipped away at the core of Richard’s soul. And if that weren’t enough, the pompous old peacock had an extra helping of chocolate pudding on the table in front of him. That new girl with the wild black curls had brought it to him, offering it like she was presenting her dowry.
Richard used the back of his chair and the edge of the table to push himself to his feet. He held on for a moment to make sure his balance was good and steady, and then moved his hands to his walker and shuffled in Richard’s direction.
The insufferable old fart smiled at him. “Good evening, Dick! You’re looking well. How’s that hip of yours?”
How dare he act like they were friends? And, Lord, but how he hated being called Dick.
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E.A. Comiskey really brought fantasy to life with this book. First off, it’s set in the real world in real (or fairly realistic) places, and that alone makes this piece seem more real than some. I loved the humor, magic, and larger than life events that moved the story along. The characters themselves were masterfully written. They’re also the most unlikely heroes and heroines. I mean, the female lead maybe works, aside from being a bookworm. But two old guys from a retirement home hunting demons and the unnatural? Let’s just say it makes for quite the ride, and more importantly, it opens up all kinds of opportunities to grow on the parts of all the main characters. They set off on a quest all together and end it all together but as better, stronger people than they started out. Definitely worth the read!
The book starts in a very weird pattern of a grumbling old man and an author with a case of blank page (pretty sure there was some autobiographic references here). Then all hell break loose as the retirement house turns out to be the nest of not so-friendly creatures, and our characters converge in a journey of adventurous hiking with a cane, quest of prune juice and killing of monsters. Young and perfect heroes are over-rated: as for the Devil? She is looking quite the angel.
I actually rate this book a 4.5…It was nearly perfect! Never a spoiler in my reviews, funny, quirky and great characters are the first things that come to mind when thinking about this book. An unlikely mix of well-developed characters makes for a well-told story that moves right along keeping your interest till the very end. Family dynamics are a funny thing and are showcased with a simply surprising and unpredictable ending. It absolutely left me looking forward to the next book. I really enjoyed the humor and the drama and the various personalities and interactions. In my opinion, a must-read book.
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This is a wonderful fast-paced, funny story that kept me gripped in the story to the end. I love the characters, Richard and Stanley seemly opposites. A well-written story, I am looking forward to book 2.
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Monsters can appear in non threatening packages. Five feet of blond ponytails might not seem a big threat- a nest of history devouring beasts, not so warm and fuzzy
Stanley looks like an older man with a fashion and attitude upgrade. Richard a broken man since the death of his wife decades ago became much more fragile after a hip damaging fall.
There is a lot more to them and to Burke, granddaughter to Richard.
Some monsters are harder to beat than those holy water is successful against. Fear, being locked into perceptions and conventions to name a few.
A band of hunters held together by conviction and unexpected affection
Intense KU action and adventure
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This book has great characters with well-developed personalities. Their interactions with each other provide humor as well as family drama. I really liked that they are not your typical protagonists. The story is well paced, action-packed, and unpredictable right down to the end. I look forward to the further adventures of this unlikely group of hunters!
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This is a thrillingly sweetly family reunion story with a very strange premise. I love how the crusty old grandpa finally makes peace and rebuilds a relationship with his divorcee granddaughter and the road trip that threw them together enough to do so. This is a wonderfully twisted version of “The Bucket List”, “Archie Bunker’s Place” and “Supernatural”. In addition to all that, I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks – I just never thought about monster hunting being the new trick or a new family vocation.
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