ONLY THE GOOD DYE YOUNG.Jessie Flores thinks the toughest thing she’ll ever have to endure is high school. That is, until she meets Gary, a mysterious transfer student who convinces her there’s more to life than she ever thought possible.One magical makeover later and Jessie’s mousy brown hair goes supernova scarlet. It’s a hot new look for her – literally, as it bursts into flames whenever she … into flames whenever she feels threatened.
Soon, she’s thrust into a world of fantastic beasts and supernatural predators. Destiny has set her on a collision course with the Freewill, the legendary vampire foretold to end the world.
Now Jessie’s only hope for survival is to dig deep and discover if she’s truly worthy of this new power. Because if not, the world and everyone in it will soon burn even hotter than her hair.
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From Rick Gualtieri – author of Bill The Vampire – and R.E. Carr – creator of the Rules Undying series – comes a new kick-ass heroine for the twenty-first century.
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SECOND STRING SAVIOR is a novel set in the Tome of Bill world. Rick Gualtieri and R. E. Carr have written a story that takes place roughly contemporaneous with the first three Tome of Bill novels, culminating in the latter half of the book taking place during The Mourning Wood. As you can tell by the titles of the books, they’re a comedy urban fantasy series that has a heavy emphasis on crass humor as well as puns.
This novel is surprisingly different from the mainstream Tome of Bill series, though, in large part because the protagonist isn’t a 30 year old male nerd but a teenage girl. Much to my surprise, the authors did a fantastic job of switching perspectives with Jesse Flores being entirely believable as a girl just entering into adulthood. She’s snarky, geeky, and yet believably “cool” in a way her peers wouldn’t appreciate until after high school.
The premise is that Jesse Flores is an ordinary girl working at a comic book store with her family of MMA fighters as well as Sheriff father. Okay, maybe not so ordinary but Jesse is largely unaware how cool she is. There’s a lot of Buffy homages present and these are all very well done, especially when Jesse gets a witch to tell her she’s the Chosen One destined to save the world from monsters. Except, this is called “False Icons” and we already know from the Tome of Bill series that the legendary Icon is someone else. So what is Jesse?
There’s a lot of really fascinating stories spread throughout this novel. Jesse trying to get her high school rivals’ boyfriend, being courted by a vampire who has seen many romantic movies, and also learning how to fight from her witch former gym teacher. It all leads up to the second half of the novel where Jesse is a secret guest at the peace treaty conference between the Sasquatch and vampire race.
The second half of the novel is very different from the first half and really the two could have been expanded into separate books. I really enjoyed meeting the characters like Burp, Floof (the cuddliest Sasquatch ever), as well as the Dryads. The Dryads form the basis for a lot of the books fun as they are the ones most eaer to make sure Jesse achieves her “destiny” while also being a wild hedonistic bunch.
Overall, I really enjoyed this book and think it’s probably the second best novel in the Tome of Bill universe (the best being Sunset Strip). Jesse Flores is a more likable protagonist than Bill and doesn’t have nearly his issue with sexist comments or being a complete dumbass. Take that from someone who likes Bill. I’m eager to see how her journey progresses and what’s going to happen next in the series.
A very fun, creative take on urban fantasy & vampires by two Kindle best sellers!
Kept me reading, and wanting more. Interesting heroine, but is she supposed to be a herione? Jessie’s adventures do not go as you might expect; she’s in for a bumpy ride!