It all started with a game of Truth or Dare…
It’s bad enough I got arrested for prostitution on Christmas Eve. Alleged prostitution, mind you. I didn’t do it. Of course I didn’t. The cops say I offered up a certain sex act for a $5 gasoline gift card, but honey?
My sex acts are worth way, way more.
So when I tried to explain what happened to the person who came and bailed me out of jail, she … bailed me out of jail, she wasn’t exactly impressed.
Because it was my boyfriend’s mother.
Now, I got two boyfriends, so Murphy’s Law said it had to be the mother I hate the most. And she hates me right back. Even more now that I lost her son.
That’s right. Where in the hell are Joe and Trevor? It’s Christmas Eve, and I keep getting pictures on social media showing Joe and Trevor all oiled up in g-strings that look like candy canes, dancing with a bunch of well-coiffed older women.
I, on the other hand, am wearing Santa pants, flip flops, and smell like jail cell pee.
That game of Truth or Dare turns out to be way more dangerous than anyone expected.
And our savior? It ain’t the baby Jesus. Not the three wise men. No little drummer boy. Not even the donkey that carried the Virgin Mary on its back while she howled for an epidural.
Nope. Can you guess?
That’s right.
Mavis the Chicken.
Can she help us out of this clustercluck?
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Merry Random Christmas is the eighth book in the New York Times bestselling Random series. Join the gang on Christmas Eve as Darla is unfairly arrested, Trevor and Joe are forced to become strippers, and candy canes appear in places where sugar is a bad, bad idea in this crazy, rollicking romp.
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I believe i already did a preview about this series before but i cant tell you how many times i can read these books by this author i still love it. its a must read.
The characters in this book were unique and entertaining. The story was far more entertaining than just the obvious menage situation. The main characters unfolded like a blooming flower.
I enjoyed this book. I think if I had read the preceding books it would have made A LOT more sense.
Really really random. I couldn’t read it.
A must read for the series.
Strange holiday quirky relationship
The book was okay, it was hard to keep up who was talking sometimes.
Very funny love story, I would recommend this book.
Random is right, I think this one needed context from the series.
NOT WHAT I LIKE TO READ DON’T LIKE 3-SOME SEX STORIES
Firmly tongue-in-cheek, the Radom series is always good for a laugh. I have to say, it does make Ohio sound like the deep south sometimes, in a stereotypic way, and as a long-time resident of the Buckeye State, I occasionally ask if the author has actually been to Ohio.
Easy entertaining read.
Too many characters
Loved it
Had a very hard time getting this book. But forced myself. Had funny parts.
Grew bored reading this one.
Poorly written. Not that I couldn’t read past first chapter, just didn’t want to.
Horrible book 🙁
Choppy, didn’t flow. Couldn’t wait for it to end.
You need to read the series to really get this book, but it is hilarious and sexy at the same time. Loved it.