“Actually—” Oh, dear, this was most embarrassing. It sounded so—so aggressive. But she must be exact. “Actually I was a little angry—at his rudeness, you know—so I poked him in the back…”When Miss Seeton walks out after a performance of Carmen and witnesses a real-life stabbing, all she can recall is a shadowy figure. But how could she have guessed that her latest artistic endeavor is a … latest artistic endeavor is a picture-perfect portrait of the killer?
Her sketch puts her in a perilous position, for back at her recently inherited cottage in Plummergen village, she’s fated to be a sitting duck . . . for murder most foul!
Meet Miss Emily D. Seeton: retired art teacher Miss Seeton steps in where Scotland Yard stumbles. Armed with only her sketch pad and umbrella, she is every inch an eccentric English spinster and the most lovable and unlikely master of detection.
What people are saying about Miss Seeton:
“Miss Seeton is a hoot! I was torn between laughter and eye rolling with each page turn. The characters are loveable and thoroughly British. This is a perfect specimen of classic British mystery.“
“What a joy Miss Seeton is. Why did I wait so long to read them? Splashy characters, lovely setting, and just plain funny.”
“I’ve become a Miss Ess addict. Great characters that get better with each book. A must for anyone who loves a good British cozy with a twist, and surprising revelations of what a good brollie can do in a pinch.”
“What a great series. This is one of the best in English light reading mysteries.”
“All of the Miss Seeton books are a delight. Just fun reading.”
“LOVED this – the writing style is clever and unfolds much like a wonderful farce or a comedy of errors. You’ll just fall in love with Miss Seeton – she’s now my favorite British maiden aunt, and the supporting cast is a lot of fun too.”
“Very entertaining. Better than Miss Marple. Can’t wait to read more.”
“Heron Carvic’s inspired gentle satire of such elderly lady detectives as Miss Marple and Miss Silver is simply hilarious. Miss Seeton floats blithely through life, oblivious to the fact that she and her trusty umbrella are foiling bad guys at every turn.”
“Miss Seeton is a delightful sendup of the amateur sleuth. If your doctor has prescribed laughter as the best medicine, run and buy the entire series as fast as you can.”
“I fell in love with the character of Miss Seeton. It was a breath of fresh air compared to what is being written today.”
“How could you not love Miss Seeton?? So innocent, and kind. But, don’t mess with her and her trusty umbrella!!”
“She drove me crazy then and she drives me crazy now, and yet, I will probably read the whole series again on my Kindle. There is something absolutely mesmerizing about this delightful lady . . . Will she ever wake up to the world? “
Editorial reviews:
“A most beguiling protagonist! ” New York Times
“Miss Seeton gets into wild drama with fine touches of farce . . . This is a lovely mixture of the funny and the exciting.” San Francisco Chronicle
“This is not so much black comedy as black-currant comedy . . . You can’t stop reading. Or laughing.” The Sun
“Depth of description and lively characters bring this English village to life.” Publishers Weekly
“Fun to be had with a full cast of endearingly zany villagers. . . and the ever gently intuitive Miss Seeton.” Kirkus Reviews
“Miss Seeton is the most delightfully satisfactory character since Miss Marple.” Ogden Nash
“I think, on the whole, Miss Seeton is the most loveable and entertaining of any of today’s fiction detectives. May she live forever.”
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I really like this series. I’ve enjoyed all that I’ve read so far. Interesting main character, older lady with naivety that is endearing. Tongue in check charactetization of small village neighbors.
Recommended it to my bookclub. interesting, and unusual plots and twists keep me turning the pages
Being an older woman with spunk, I could relate to Miss Seeton. It’s nice to find stories of older women that are remarkable and fun to read.
Author Heron Carvic was a study in contrasts. Born Geoffrey Richard William Harris in 1917, his public persona took him into very visible roles as an actor, and yet he was such a private person that very little is known about him. He did reveal that he was a great-grandson of Sir Richard Mayne, one of the two original Commissioners of Police; an old Etonian; and happily married to Phyllis Neilson-Terry of the famous British theatrical family (including her parents and her cousin, John Gielgud).
Carvic’s acting roles were mostly dramatic and often included crime or science fiction. One of his early parts was in “The Bat,” a stage adaptation of Mary Roberts Rinehart’s “The Circular Staircase,” and later roles included Gandalf in a radio version of “The Hobbit,” Jonathan Brewster in “Arsenic and Old Lace,” and guest roles in the TV shows, “Police Surgeon,” “The Avengers,” and “Dr. Who.”
Thus, it’s curious that he chose to write a comedic mystery series featuring the slightly barmy English spinster, Miss Seeton. But it was a success from the start with the first book, “Picture Miss Seeton,” a finalist for the Edgar Award in 1969.
Cavic had first used Miss Emily Seeton in a short story, and fifteen years later said that “Miss Seeton upped and demanded a book,” with Carvic deciding that if “she wanted to satirize detective novels in general and elderly lady detectives in particular, he would let her have her lead.” Later, Carvic contributed a chapter to the book Murder Ink, edited by Dilys Winn, titled “Little Old Ladies.”
Carver said at one point that the character of Miss Seeton was inspired by his friendship with an artist who turned in a commission for a mother-child portrait and then destroyed her canvas of the mother’s face rather than use it again. Years later, the now-adult son from the painting was sent to the Broadmoor psychiatric hospital after cutting his mother to ribbons with a kitchen knife. The author had no logical explanation for her destruction of the canvas, but “clearly she must have somehow have seen rather more than she knew.”
Emily Seeton is a recently-retired art teacher in the process of moving to the country town of Plummergen, population five hundred and one, but her plans get waylaid when, after a night at the opera, she sees what she thinks is a man insulting a young woman. In fact, what she actually witnessed was a notorious drug dealer knifing a prostitute. (Which brings up a typical Seeton-esque line when she learns from the police about the young woman’s “profession”: “Oh, dear. A very hard life; such late hours—and then, of course, the weather. And so unrewarding one would imagine.”). Aghast at the drug dealer’s “bad manners,” she pokes him in the back with her brolly (umbrella, to Yanks), which later makes her a darling of the newspapers, which dub her “The Battling Brolly.”
When she’s questioned by Superintendent Delphick and Detective-Sergeant Ranger of Scotland Yard, they ask her to sketch her impressions of the crime. Even though it was dark, she’s able to draw enough details, particularly an element that she only sees in her subconscious, that it helps the police track down the killer. Miss Seeton, as it turns out, is an “anti-psychic.” She has a knack for innocently drawing clues (sometimes foretelling events, sometimes revealing important character traits) into her sketches that she’s is totally unaware of, a talent that becomes invaluable to the police. Her innocence becomes one of the series’ central devices, as she continues to attract crime and criminals even as she accidentally helps to foil them.
If your taste in mysteries runs toward the whimsical, then you’ll be entertained by Miss Seeton, her brolly, her attempts at yoga, and snippets such as this one, about two denizens of Plummergen:
“They were dedicated vegetarians, known collectively as The Nuts. Miss Nuttel, tall, angular, with the face of a dark horse, was generally referred to as Nutcracker. Mrs. Blaine, whose dumpy geniality was belied by the little blackcurrant eyes, was called by everyone Hot Cross Bun; this derived largely from Miss Nuttel’s pet name for her of Bunny, but it may have been also a tacit acceptance of the shrewish temper which flared through the placid surface when she was thwarted. Their house, Lilikot, a modern innovation with large plate-glass windows screened by nylon net, was inevitably The Nut House.”
Sadly, Carvic only completed five novels in the series before being killed in a car accident in 1980. The Miss Seeton series didn’t die, however, continued under two other pseudonyms, Hampton Charles, the pen name of Roy Peter Martin, who wrote three novels all released in 1990, and Sarah J. Mason, writing under the name of Hamilton Crane, who took up the series after that point, writing 16 installments, the latest in 2018.
This is number one in the 22-book series. How did I not know until now about this quirky, umbrella-wielding spinster art teacher and the escapades she gets herself into (and out of)? This is a British cozy where the naive Miss Seeton inadvertently misunderstands motives, is overly concerned with good manners, and uses her always handy umbrella to get herself out of all manner of predicaments. The writing style is entertaining with an easy-to-follow plot, the characters are comically predictable, and Miss Seeton somehow always manages to land on her feet. This lighthearted mystery takes place in a small British village in the mid-1960’s, but Miss Seeton is timeless! If you’re looking for a delightful, charming read with clever plot twists, let me introduce you to Miss Seeton.
Thanks to publisher Farrago Books and NetGalley for a digital reader’s copy. All comments and opinions are my own.
Good British Mystery. Miss Marple, Father Brown and Inspector Morse have nothing on Miss Seeton.
Miss Seeton is good company on a rainy afternoon. Love the series.
This book not only had a mystery to solve, but had me rolling on the floor laughing
No sex
No strong language
No excessively described violence.
Humorous at times.
I almost gave it 3 stars, but then realized that it was written many years ago in a different style than we’re now used to, so at times it seems slow moving because explanation replaces dialogue and action.
Miss Seeton, who is somewhere between a doddering 50 and a doddering 80, goes to see her newly-inherited house in a small town. She arrives shortly after she became the only witness of a crime in her hometown. Complications arise. Town gossips quickly make up information about her as they speculate along.
Miss Seeton, her umbrella, and her artistic sketching abilities forge onward much to the delight of local authorities.
Entertaining cozy mystery of a “sleuth “ in the genre of Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple.
Can’t recommend this series enough! Fabulous British dry wit and solid mystery. Miss Beeton is enchanting and the language delightful.
Love Miss Seaton. Excellent character and very human.
Laugh out loud
Was expecting Miss Marple, but more action and grittiness.
The dialogue was clever and the characters amusing in what has come to be known as understated British. Liked it well enough to order the remaining four written by the author
Miss Seeton’s “accidental” sleuthing makes for a fun read.
Good, different characters.
I stopped reading it because I did not enjoy the style.
Miss Seeton is in a class by herself as a sleuth whose artistic abilities reveal insights she doesn’t even know she has.
Good book. Fast reading
Always enjoy the Miss Seeton mysteries very entertaining.