HEIDI:Ten days is all I have before the love of my life marries the Princess of Hell and my dreams for a smokingly hot happily-ever-after goes up in flames. It’s DEF CON 666 and this girl is outta time and outta choices.LOLA:We’re gonna find Zelda, the next Baba Yaga, have her yank me outta Heidi and shove me into a fresh new body then bingo bango, Lola’s gonna get her groove on. It looks like I … bango, Lola’s gonna get her groove on. It looks like I might even end up with some powers, seems Cookie, the chickie giving me her skin, was a Witch when she was still breathing. Imagine that… me with magic. I’m positively giddy at the idea.
SAMMIE JO:
I just hope I didn’t mess up something in the fabric of time and space and let a big, ghoul out of its supernatural cage because then there’s no way Zelda will save my ass. Yay! One more thing to worry about. I think I’ll go lay in the sun and take a nap, I’m about ten hours short of my required sixteen and I’d hate to get bags under these tiny little cat eyes.
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HEIDI:
Hell will never be the same!!
Heidi is a bad-ass, sarcastic attorney who has a mother no one would want. On her birthday she finds out that her mother sold her sole to the devil. When she dies suddenly she finds herself at the gates of Hell and becomes BFF’s with Lucifer’s daughter, Luci, to survive.
Hunter is to marry Luci in three weeks time, not knowing why it was arranged when they didn’t love one another. When Hunter sees Heidi he knows she is his mate and possibly the answer to a prophecy
he really didn’t believe was real.
This book is a fast read filled with a take no shit heroine who is sassy, strong, determined and funny.
I highly recommend this book, you will have a whole, new image of Hell.
LOLA:
Lola (‘Not Quite’ #6), is a stand alone book but reading Heidi, A Not-Quite Hellhound Love Story, first to really enjoy Lola even more.
Lola has been the sassy, alter ego of Heidi for as long as they could remember. Since Heidi is now with her mate, Lola wants out of her head and into a body of her own so she can start living the wild life she needed to.
When a witch’s spell back fires and her soulless body is all that’s left of her, the great Baba Yaga is approached to separate Heidi and Lola and give Lola the empty body. What ensues from then on is nothing less than a laugh fest and some smoking hot sex with her unlikely mate.
This series is one no one should miss
SAMMY-JO:
Sammie-Jo has stayed behind to keep the farm running. They supply all the unique ingredients witches need for their potions. Being there alone without her bitchy sisters has it’s good points but the loneliness is getting to her. She brews a potion and says the spell to show her her mate when it all goes wrong and she ends up a black cat and her yard is filled with orange lava. Asking the Baba Yaga to help her reverse her spell brings the knowledge that it didn’t all go wrong.
You will love the smart mouthed women in all these books and they will keep you laughing from start to finish.
I have read and loved each of these stories this is by far one of my favorite series by this author. You can enjoy them in any order, they are all stand alone and funny as all get out.
HEIDI:
Let me start by saying I have loved all the books in this Not Quite series and Heidi well she blows the rest right out of Hell? LOL.
Heidi has the mother from hell if you know what I mean and well after a really bad accident Heidi wakes up not quite on earth anymore.
Heidi then meets none other than Lucifer’s daughter who wants to be her best friend. Heidi though sets her sights on Luci’s man. Hunter is everything a woman or in this case, a hellhound could want and more. Just one problem. They got to go to West Virginia for the help they need.
This book is hilarious we get an imp, witches, demons, hellhounds, and Hades himself.
I would recommend it if you want a funny short sexy read.
LOLA:
Ya’ll remember Heidi? Well as ya know she had someone in her head. HAHA well, that person wants out.
Add in some truth or dare, a bunch of hell-hound babies, a few crazy witches and oh my god talk about gut-busting funny. And no not everything is easy even when you’re a witch. Well, ya now gotta add in a family of Vamps.. And one vamp to be exact has turned Lola all kinds of crazy.
I loved this short but hilarious read.
SAMMIE JO:
This story is just as hilarious as the last one. I think you can read them all as stand-alone but hey why miss out on all the fun?
In this one, we get Sammie Jo she is a witch from the previous book who had some wickedly crazy sisters. Well now she is left in town by herself running their farm, and something happens one night while she tries to make up a spell. A Spell you ask? Why of course when one is a witch you for sure want a FIND ME A MATE spell haha.
Enter Victor Valentine. He is gonna knock her socks off well if Zelda and the others don’t knock her head off …
Heidi the not quite Hellhound Love Story
“Oh well, que sera as Doris Day would say. The past is the past… or is it?” – Heidi
What’s a girl to do? Discovering your mother sold your soul to the DEVIL, then discovering you’re hell-bound… What’s a girl to do? Sent “south” Heidi soon finds herself entangled in the politics of Hell, and not in a good way!
Unfortunately, Hunter is Luci’ s fiancé… Groan… But Luci, crown princess of Hell, has a secret… And Heidi agreed to keep it…
Lucifer is hot for her bod, Lucifer’s daughter Luci is engaged to the hunkiest hellhound underground, and HE has declared Heidi is his mate! Gosh, all Heidi has to do is fight Luci to the death for the right to mate with Hunter… HUH???
“Auntie dear, I would formally like to introduce you to my mate, Heidi.”- Hunter
What a hoot! Fast and furious, Heidi careens from one crisis to another! Loved it!
LOLA: A ‘Not-Quite’ Witchy Love Story
“First of all, my name is Lola . No last name; just Lola, like Madonna and Cher – at least in my dreams. I’m the super sexy alter ego of Heidi, the not-quite Hellhound. For thirty-some odd years, I’ve been the voice of fun and irreverence in the head of a self-obsessed, materialistic, arrogant lawyer otherwise known as Heidi Schwartz. “ – Lola, Heidi’s slutty alter ego
Lola has always felt like an unwanted red headed step child; ignored, chided, put aside. But she has ideas, darn it! And she wants someone to listen! And what Lola wants… Lola gets!
When the opportunity arises to “inherit” a bodacious body, Lola is all over that like hot fudge on a sundae! But mishaps and misunderstandings seem to be in Lola’s foreseeable future, as the sisters of the former body attempt to kidnap Lola and force her out. But Lola has other ideas….
“Satan, help me, but I miss Hell. At least I understand the freaks down there.” – Lola
Another rollicking good time; what a hoot! Love Lola, hope to see more of her in the future!
SAMMIE JO: A ‘Not-Quite’ Shifting Witchy Love Story
“I’m just gonna confess – I was trying to cast a find-my-true-mate spell when all these feline shenanigans began.” – Sammie Jo; a shape shifted witch
Poor Sammie Jo; all she was trying to do was to get a vision of her future mate. How in the WORLD did she end up a shape shifted cat???? Nothing she tried worked; she wasn’t able to shift back to her normal curvaceous self. It was time to go for help… from Baba Yaga. Except… Baba Yaga wasn’t in the most forgiving of moods….
Follow along to see what happens to Sammie Jo next! Fast, furious and funny, I laughed out loud! Love, love, LOVE Sammie Jo’s story!
HEIDI
Heidi was a successful lawyer until her mother (a witch into the black arts) bartered Heidi’s soul to Lucifer. Heidi has died and is now in Hell and she a Not Quite Hellhound who becomes best friends with the Crown Princess Luci (Lucifer’s daughter). Heidi is introduced to Hunter, a gorgeous Hellhound who also happens to be Luci’s fiancé, until he tells Heidi she is HIS MATE! Interesting since he’s to marry Luci. So who gets who? Oh the goings on in Hell!!
I loved this book, the main characters as well as the witches & imps. The shenanigans will have you laughing. Just love Julia’s snarky humor too.
LOLA
Lola is finally going to get out of Heidi’s head and into her own body thanks to a witch, Katie, due to a spell gone wrong. What a gorgeous body it is and Lola is finally going to have some FUN! I love this sassy & sarcastic Lola, she’s funny and what comes out of her mouth! Little does she realize that Katie was promised to Vlad, the vampire. He comes to collect her to get married. Oy vey!! Hold on to your seats, the hilarious fun begins. You’ll love this book – its just so much fun!!
SAMMIE JO
Sammie Jo Whitfield is a witch and just wanted to have her own soulmate. So she decides to do a spell, she’s a witch what could go wrong. Well she turns into a cat!! She goes to the Baba Yaga and insults her and runs for her life into the forest. There she sees a bat who flies down and turns into the most handsome Vampire with violet eyes who just happens to be her soulmate. A Vampire – why not! The shenanigans that ensue will have you laughing your head off!!
I just love this Kindle World Series and if you love romance, humor & magic, you’ll love this book too and the others in this series. Enjoy!!