Once upon a time Snowy Whitaker lived the dream life. Prince Charming style husband, two kids, white picket fence and a life spent with her head buried in the sand. The quintessential picturesque fairytale.Her prince turned out to be a criminal frog who looks wonderful in stripes. But now she’s homeless, penniless and begging on the doorstep of the one place she swore to never return.The palace … return.
The palace owned by her wicked stepmother.
She’ll do whatever it takes to get out her dungeon, even if it means showing a little skin.
Happy with his single life, Royal Princeps is blown away by the shy, quiet woman with the huge doe eyes who crashes into him while visiting the seven brothers he met in college. But nothing stuns him more than the new web show his buddies are talking about.
She needs the money, he wants her. One relationship built on secrets and lies is all Snowy can handle so Royal may be her true White Knight but the skeletons in their closets could destroy it all.
Inspired by Snow White
*Never After is a fairytale parody novella infused with slap-stick humor, curse words and everything that can go wrong when your happy ever after takes a sharp turn sideways.
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Well I can definitely say that this was NOT the fairy tale that I grew up with! 🙂
Snow has been through the wringer and hit rock bottom. There is nowhere else to go, but enter a new friend with an intriguing idea and maybe the future will have a change for the better. She will no longer have to clean up after the 7 lazy brothers and live with her evil step-witch (had to make that a w :)). But now she also has hot as hades Royal coming around. But Snow is realistic, Prince Charming is a dream and there is no Happily Ever After. But … maybe she just needs to see that not every fairy tale ends in a Never After??
This is a cute satirical representation of a beloved character Snow White and her rather dramatic fall of happiness. Poor Snow has been kicked in the teeth, preverbally, one too many times. But she definitely shows some gumption in her effort to get out of the miasma that her life has turned into and move into the future.
And Royal … WOW! Now there is a man that can save me anytime! He definitely walks the walk to win Snow’s heart and he doesn’t take any shortcuts. He shows that he wants to be the man in Snow and her kids lives, and that is awesome to see.
All in all, I liked Never After. It was a funny read that had some definitely dirty takes that makes this not your child’s tale, but an adult version with heat and humor!
BRING PJ’S AND PLENTY OF BLUE BELL, OR BEN AND JERRY’S!!!
Ok guys, are you ready? I mean really ready? Ok you asked for it. I was kidnapped from my home and was laughing so hard I couldn’t even catch a breath. Oh my goodness. Ok seriously now. Yes, it has it all. You couldn’t tell with all the howling I was doing? Oh right. You can hear me when your reading. I’ll yell louder next time. What you have here is a race against time. No! I’m still talking about this same read. Geez get it together people. Little miss Billie has won my heart. Her scenes were not only realistic but roll around on the floor, get out, omg vividly described that, well we’ll just say I had to put it down for a moment shall we? Thanks. The personalities of the characters and all the things they got into, lord have mercy. They should make this for more than one genre. No seriously, this should also be a fast paced diet race because all the running around (ok so its only in your mind you don’t have to ruin it) laughing, tightening those muscles girlfriends you’ll read it over and over again. I kid you not. Grab you a copy and you’ll see exactly what I mean. Oh, you might as well grab you some BLUE BELL while your at it. What? I told you you’d lose that weight. This is remarkable read with all the grace of a queen and imagination of a wizard and for sight to bring it together and the crown. You can’t get it any better than that. Don’t take my word for it. Grab you a copy and send me a message to let me know how much this bad little princess rocked. I’m not sure where you might be ableto find me yet though. I might not have a job left. Just kidding. People don’t get paid to live this life in luxury. A wonderful job Billie.
This one is a short quick read. It was a really good read. Snowy thought she had found prince charming but it didn’t turn out well. She ends up living with her stepmom. Snowy makes a new friend, Elsabeth. I loved Elsabeth. She had me laughing out loud at parts. Together Snowy and Elsabeth join together to make money to be able to get out of their current bad situations. Snowy meet Royal. Royal is super sexy and seems perfect. Snowy has already fell for prince charming who didn’t turn out to be prince charming so with Royal she’s not sure if he’s the real deal or not. This one was a really fun read.
I have found a author who gets me ! She has sass and wit and a mouth in the real world , I stumbled upon this book and now I am hungry for more from this Author
This is a very fun take on Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Snowy’s life has fallen apart, and she and her teenagers end up living with the evil step-mother. When she crashes into Royal at her housekeeping job, things start to get interesting for her.