What could possibly go wrong when a Mermaid and a Werewolf are sent on a dangerous mission by the drunken, diaper-wearing God of the Sea?Better question. What could possibly go right?MadisonUnlike my sisters, I haven’t found my HEA. And I’m looking—hard. But finding a man who wants to blowhole dive in Hawaii on the first date is more difficult than you might imagine. I’ve been forced to settle … in Hawaii on the first date is more difficult than you might imagine. I’ve been forced to settle for a few meaningless orgasms with men who disappear when I suggest fun activities, like scaling twenty stories while blindfolded.
Look, I know meaningless nookie won’t help me find my happily ever after, or even a guy who believes tightrope handstands over the Grand Canyon are fun. But there is someone out there for me so next time I do the horizontal mambo, it’s for keeps.
May the gods help me. Well, me and whoever I boink next.
Rick
Being a Vegan Werewolf has its drawbacks. I’ve been exiled from my pack and even the petting zoo of deer, rabbits and raccoons I keep safely tucked away from my fellow Weres isn’t enough to banish the loneliness I feel. Talking to myself is becoming dangerous. Just two days ago out of stupefying boredom, I made a wager with myself that I could fly. It didn’t end well.
Thankfully Poseidon is sending me on a mission. Unfortunately, it’s with a crazy Mermaid who has a worse reputation for death defying recreation than me.
I have no clue what’s in store, but may the gods help me. Well, me and this swimming hottie, because I’m totally down.
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Robyn Peterman always so much fun, and she writes hilarious books. Madison’s Mess is no exception!
Madison and Rick are the perfect couple in the warped world that Robyn Peterman has created! As always, I laughed through most of the story. Who knew Mermaids and Werewolves were so compatible. I look forward to more Sea Shenanigans from Robyn’s mind!
5 out of 5 stars
Life on the island is ok for Madison but she wants more . She wants to go on epic but deadly adventures . Where there are more risks and dangers the better . But alas island life is anything but adventurous . Until Poseidon gives her a mission that will defy all things . Rick is offered the same mission and can’t wait to start . They are a pair meant to be together . Will the mission keep them on track or will their love of danger keep them from fulfilling the mission .
OMG I will say this these characters are hilarious and written so well. Madison well she is the daredevil of the sisters . She would love to go skydiving without a parachute or go blow hole diving . She is sassy and sarcastic and funny as all heck . She is someone you really want to be friends with cause you would be the sane one of the pack . Now Rick what can we say about a sexy werewolf , well there is one thing he is also an adrenaline junkie who is also vegan . Yes i said vegan , yeah yeah yeah I know you are thinking what the heck a vegan werewolf . He matches the craziness of Madison so well . He has the sex appeal and all the death defying antics that would make any woman swoon . Trust me these characters are so fun to read . They so belong together. We also meet a couple of new characters Neville i so want my own Neville . He is a sweet not so human baby that actually steals the show through out the book . I totally adore all the characters in this story .
This book had me laughing so hard all the way through . This story is has it all , sexy mermaids and werewolves a baby to protect oh and a few well timed stabbings in the butt for upsetting said baby. Like I said it had it all, you will laugh so hard tears will be rolling down your cheeks . This book is a fun fast read that will keep you entertained for an afternoon . You get to be taken away for awhile and loose yourself in the pages of a good story . I would definitely add this book to your summer reading list . Enjoy this book by the pool or at the beach and fall in love with a mermaid and a vegan werewolf. You won’t be disappointed .
Another wacky, laugh out loud book from Robyn Peterman. Poseidon himself sends a crazy mermaid and a vegan werewolf out to hunt some gnomes. Now there’s a plot line you haven’t seen before. The characters are well written and the story draws you in right from the start. Don’t miss it! I loved it.
This book is laugh out loud funny. Mermaids, a vegan werewolf, gnomes, and of course baby Neville. The mind of Robyn Peterman is trully amazing.
This was a funny read! You get entertained by mermaids, a vegan werewolf, Gnomes and a Greek god in a diaper. LMAO The plot is unique and the characters are well written. Great read for a laugh or two or even more.
Madison was looking for adventure, and so much more than life was currently giving her… So when Poseidon offer’s her the chance of a lifetime full of danger, loads of action and death-defying acts Maddison would be totally nuts to knock it back right? What crapola has she got herself into this time and who is the sexy were-wolf Poseidon has partnered her with, because man that wold is smoking hot…
Can Maddison, get herself out of this alive and without falling for the vegan were-wolf god or will she finally get her Happily Ever After?
Talk about hilarious comedy capers… Madison and Rick take the cake in this series for the craziest, most hilarious and entertaining story of the Sea Shenanigans series.
Overall rating: 4.999 lol
A mermaid-werewolf match like no other! So if you have had the privilege of reading other books by this author, it goes without saying that it is filled with laugh-till-you -pee humor! I have yet to be disappointed! I am in awe of the creativity and imagination it takes to make each of these characters so unique while still maintaining the over the top snark I have come to love! And I have to say….extreme death wish….slammed dunked me yet again!! Outstanding! All my reviews are always voluntarily written.
First let me tell you what’s wrong with this book:
The characters are ADD or ADHD, or crazy.
The plot, if there is one, is anything but deep.
The story line is weak/light.
Now let me tell you what is insanely right about Melissa’s Madness:
ALL OF THE ABOVE “wrong” items! Plus,
The characters are ca-ra-zy… in a wonderful way!
The plot and story are light and funny, as they should be in a Robyn Peterman book.
It is another installment in an awesome series!
So, if you want a deep, serious book then keep on looking because this is not it. BUT…
If you want to have A LOT of fun, this is your book. If you haven’t read the first three, grab ‘em! They are all awesome and tremendous fun. Worthy of at least 6 stars on a 5 star scale!
Madison’s Mess is my favorite in this series so far. Madison is a little bit of a wild one and the risks she takes would have a normal person shaking in their boots just at the thought. Fortunately for her she is set up to go on a mission with a man who is her perfect match in so many ways.
A mermaid and a werewolf, who would have thought this would work, but I loved this story. It is filled with Ms. Peterman’s unique sense of humor in droves and had me giggling with some of the antics. The characters and craziness just seem to work together to make this a very fun and enjoyable story.
Robyn Peterman has done it again! This latest in the sea shenanigans series is hilarious. Take Air Supply, Bitchin in The Kitchen, butt stabbing love, (no, not THAT kind!), gnomes like you have never seen, mermaids, werewolves and a mission to save rude lesser gods, wrap up in Peterman’s unique sense of humor and the result is over the top fun. How does Poseidon keep the bottle of booze in his diaper? Who knew gnomes resemble Sasquatch? What does a vegan werewolf do with a zoo and an additional 24 dogs & cats?
I will never listen to Jack & Diane again without adding in Rick & Madison’s gnome nicknames! Neville stole the book and my heart. I’m waiting to see if Penny will get her own book and what happens next with Bonar & Kim.
What do you get when you take a crazy, death-defying mermaid, add a crazy, death-defying vegan werewolf and a diaper wearing, rum drinking God of the Sea? Hysteria!
Take a visit with Madison and Rick as they investigate some shenanigans in Tennessee. The newest stars of the latest, crazy cooking show with great recipes and explosions. Behind the scenes, they are on a special, secret assignment for Poseidon, or are they. A must-read for lovers of Robyn Peterman’s Sea Shenanigans Series is a hoot!
I just can’t stop laughing from beginning to end it’s non stop laughter. The wicked mind of Robyn Peterman has done it again and again.
Another wild installment of our favorite mermaids! Madison is feeling a bit left out – her sisters have all found luuurrrvvee, but she has yet to meet a guy able to keep up with her death-defying adventures. Leave it to Poseidon to give her an assignment to keep her occupied.
Enter Rick – tasked by Poseidon to work with our pink-haired mermaid to battle the gnomes and rescue some lesser gods who were kidnapped. Danger? Bah – that’s his middle name, or at least should be! Trying to shave with a machete while balanced on a pyramid of chairs – that’s his style. Good thing that werewolves heal quickly!
Madison is determined not to do catch and release with her next bed partner, so she keeps Rick at arm’s length. Too bad the vegan werewolf has no intention of letting her keep that distance. Close proximity on their cooking show means a lot of time for their relationship to develop – but will Madison let him in?
This is a hysterical series just keeps getting better. Robyn Peterman keeps you laughing throughout, and makes you wonder if she really is this crazy in real life? Guess we’ll just have to wait for the next book in the series!
Who else but this author would put mermaids, werewolves, and gnomes together into a book and come up with this kind of hilarity? I laughed so hard the tears and snot were streaming. Just when you think things couldn’t get any zanier, you get a heaping dose of more. This entire series had been a laugh riot and Madison’s Mess lives up to the hype. Another must read! I received an ARC. This is my honest review.