They say he’s huge, enormous, a babymaker so big it crosses state lines.Bobby Silver—disgraced quarterback, legend, local gigolo.I couldn’t care less. I just want his boat.I’m a broker. I help the rich obtain the unobtainable.So when my latest client tells me he wants a certain hillbilly house boat, I’m seriously confused.I thought it would be an easy sell, but Mr. Silver’s playing hard to get.… Silver’s playing hard to get.
Knockout eyes, all the muscle, a third leg that’s the town tourist attraction…
He might be king of the hill around here, but I’ve never left a job without getting what I want, and those big blues aren’t going to be my undoing.
It doesn’t help he’s become a starring role in my fantasies.
That I’m maybe the tiniest, teensiest bit curious.
Because hooking up with him would be disaster of biblical proportions.
And I’m not ready to meet my maker just yet.
Brace yourself, gals, it’s about to get rough, randy, and all kinds of dirty in the Ozarks. Long Schlong Silver is a full length, standalone bad boy romance with a ton of steam. There’s no cheating, no cliffhangers and a breathless, guaranteed HEA. Don’t miss it!
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I have a few things to admit. First, I grabbed this book off of KU solely because the title was goofy and caught my eye. I honestly thought it would be silly. (Is the author a marketing genius? Maybe!). Second, I mostly skimmed through so I may have missed some details. However, I was totally surprised that this was a solid story (despite the giant penis) with a good plot that kept my attention and interest. So even if you’re like me and grab this for the title and cover, I’m sure you’ll find it’s a fun read and an entertaining, steamy romance!
Took me a while with this one and I usually devour this author’s books. By the time I skimmed the sex scenes the story was limited, those that prefer the sex will enjoy it. I enjoyed the little town and it’s people and this oddly match couple that actually worked.
I love Gisele and Bobby. And boy is Bobby sexy!! This story takes place in the Ozarks which was a change of pace from other books I have read. Steamy and so much fun!!
This was such a great book. Gisele and Bobby are so great together. They have some off the charts hot chemistry and a great connection. These two had me laughing with their banter. This had a great storyline with some fantastic characters. This has got to be one of my favorites of Teagan. Get ready to have lots of fun with Bobby and Gisele. I recommend getting this book and not passing it up.
This book was something awesome!
He had a queue!!
I still cant get over that lol
Bobby and Giselle were spectacular.
With their humor and chemistry.
I couldnt put it down.
Outrageous and totally worth it.
I would highly recommend.
Happy reading!
Rating 5 stars
Giselle is a fixer/broker. She’s in the business of acquiring whatever for whoever can pay the freight. This time she’s been hired to buy a houseboat. So she approaches the owner who happens to be the main attraction for the town—he has a line waiting. But no one in the story is exactly what they seem. Bobby and Giselle have amazing chemistry. Both have more hidden than showing. And you’ll love the banter. There is also a mystery, tons of heat and a really interesting story. None of the characters come off as stupid or shallow. Each has a ton of baggage and more secrets than anyone should have but they’ll have to figure a way to work together to solve their problems. Great read, exactly what I’ve cone to expect from this author. (I voluntarily reviewed an ARC).
Don’t let the title fool you. This is terrific fun, sexy romance & action. I didn’t know what to expect with the title but let me tell you it was a fabulous surprise. I laughed my a$$ off! Along with the fun there’s a sexy romance and some action and danger. Our hero is all kinds of fun and sexy he-man with his excessive manly parts and skills. There’s more to him than what appears in the first few chapters. I fell in love with him! He has a dark past that shows up later in the story that takes him to another level. When the beautiful Gisele shows up to talk him out of his beloved houseboat, Roxanne, the real fun begins and sparks fly. She’s terrific with her city gal smarts and take no prisoners attitude. She soon realizes there’s more to her current job and Bobby’s not the hillbilly she thought. What transpires between the two turns from hot sex into a real loving relationship that’s swoon worthy. They really take care of each other in so many ways that is wonderful. As the implications of her job goes ballistic it’s go time and the town responds to take care of their own. The danger is real, the love is wonderful and there are real issues that are dealt with that are surprising. I love the author writing and storytelling in this book. I spent a year during two months in the Ozarks one time and the author is spot on with her characterization of the feel, people, language of the area. Hillbilly . This is a quick easy read that I couldn’t put down. The author packs a lot into this short story and does it all justice. It’s fun, romance, emotional, dangerous and fantastic! I voluntarily reviewed an ARC & bought the book.
This has sassy banter and amazing chemistry that kept me entertained until the very end. The storyline has betrayal, adventure, love and so much more. This is a definite must read that you won’t be able to put down. I voluntarily reviewed an Advance Reader Copy of this book.
I really enjoyed the story of Bobby and Giselle. The chemistry between them was so hot and steamy. I liked that this story had a little mystery an danger element to it. Giselle is a woman who works for buyers who want to remain anonymous and want or collect one of a kind items. Bobby is a former athlete who just wants to live his life peacefully. He has a houseboat Giselle’s client wants. There is some mystery as to why someone would want an old houseboat that seems close to falling apart. There in lies the mystery and danger. The two are attracted to one another. Booby falls first and fast for Giselle. In Giselle he has met his match and knows that she is the one. This was a very well written book and I love how they are able to with the help of the small town Bobby lives in; able to overcome the danger and make sure it never comes back. Wonderful HEA!
I voluntarily reviewed an ARC of this book.
This has to be one of my favorite Teagan Kade books ever. The sexy smart banter between Giselle and Bobby is perfect. I loved these characters and holy sh*t do they have phenomenal chemistry! The story is great. It played out like a movie in my head and boy did it take a wild turn at the end. This steamy, hot, funny romance is highly entertaining and I loved every second of it.
Boy this book is definitely one fantastic read.
The plot has it all drama mystery some laughs
and steam.
The characters drew me in right from the star right to
the end,
If you haven’t read anything from this author give this one a go.
I voluntarily reviewed a copy of this book and this is my honest opinion.
This book begins a bit superficially with a male protagonist, Bobby, who is so full of himself and his huge legendary endowment that even ‘arrogant’ does not describe his attitude towards the world…
But there also is Gisele who is tough as nails and has her own way to reduces his ego to a normal size just to reveal the true personality behind his pomp and glory …
This story is something else… hilarious and mysterious, flabbergasting and thrilling… a really intoxicating and entertaining mixture…
After the slow and quiet beginning the novel evolves into a thriller entwined with romance; slow and relaxed parts alternate in rapid speed with thrilling and fast-paced ones so that sometimes I had to stop reading to calm my pulse.
Wow…!
Bobby is a character you will love to hate but when Gisele appears out of nowhere he gets the surprise of his life. I love the suspense, the unexpected and the heat that will keep you entertained throughout the story. The secondary characters brings additional life to this newest release that doesn’t disappoint.
The characters of this story are more than meets the eye. After the first chapter about Bobby I didn’t think I was going to like him at all, but the more I got into the story the more I came to like him. Bobby is broken, doesn’t like to lose and wants to be better. I liked Gisele for the start. She is tough, competitive and does what she needs to do to get the job done. Some of the things she has done are questionable but not out right illegal. The more Gisele gets into Bobby’s life the more she doesn’t want to finish the job. Needless to say this does not go over well with the client. Bobby and Gisele are defined by their past, but they are trying to move on. Gisele really helps Bobby to come to terms with his past. I really enjoyed this story. I also loved the secondary characters they were more than meets the eye also. Teagan Kade gave me the suspense and action I look forward to from her. I voluntarily read and reviewed an advanced reader’s copy.
You might have formed some ideas from the title, and they’re probably spot on, but thats not all story has to offer!
Bobby had quite a past along with a current reputation for curing what ale’s the female population in their small part of the Ozarks.
Gisele came to their sleepy fishing hole town on a mission to secure a property for her client. The poor woman got much more than she bargained for from her opposition. She got all sides of Bobby Silver!
A match of wits, sexual innuendos, pride, and a wicked game of cat mouse who will come out the other side unscathed?
That my fellow reader is where the story takes a suspenseful twist!
You will want to read this hot and heavy, emotionally electrifying humorous story to find out!
Ms. Kade integrated a layered story, with some pretty amazing characters, heat, and heart- making for a read that honestly, took me by surprise!
4.5 Stars
Holy moly. yes! These two main characters are like horny teenagers! I liked that even though Gisele took advantage of Bobby, he still had the integrity to save her sorry butt! Bobby’s friend had a really good outlook and took responsibility for his part in the situation! Once again, Gisele needs Bobby and friends to save her bacon!!! Is she worth it? Bobby thinks so! I loved Bobby and came to tolerate Gisele!
Gisele is on a mission to purchase a houseboat for one of her clients, only to find out that it belongs to disgraced quarterback Bobby, who has quite a reputation with the ladies. This is a well written story with witty banter, twists, thrills, suspense, surprises, and secrets which all lead to a humorous and steamy read. I was intrigued and hooked throughout, and recommend for all.