Ever been almost-beheaded by a snow-plow? Turned into an undead by a homeless vampire? Cheated and betrayed by your lying sack of s**t husband? Welcome to my life? or, more correctly, my crazy after-life.To everyone behind the gates of our wealthy community in Charming, Mississippi, my husband and I were the Joneses everyone tried to keep up with. A beautiful house, the perfect gated community, … community, two gorgeous kids, and a supposedly flawless marriage.Until I came home and caught him rolling around in our bed, hip-deep in my best friend.Which led to the aforementioned snow plow incident. I woke up with a fear of the sun and a propensity for drinking blood. Or in laymen’s terms, a vampire.I thought vampires were supposed to be hot and irresistible. But my Maker smells like he just stepped out of a sewer and he has the appeal of a turd in a punch bowl.But you know how life is as one of the Joneses…gotta keep up. Keep up appearances, that is.I’ve swapped my Triple, Venti, Sugar-Free, Non-Fat Caramel Macchiato for a stainless steel rambler that keeps my O-Negative at the perfect room temperature. I can still manage the carpool lane, with the right sunglasses to hide my crazy eyes. But between daytime soccer games, a missing college student who might have been a vampire kill, trying not to drain my soon-to-be-ex-husband, and keeping my neighbors in the dark, I’m shaking in my Jimmy Choos. I’m not sure I can do this.My name is Rachel Jones, and I’m the vampire housewife.
more
This is a really great read that involves emotions both character and reader’s. This is a very engaging read that has many twists. This is very well written and has some intense moments. Very enjoyable read.
I am voluntarily leaving a honest, unbiased review.
This vampire story is so different I doubt you’ve ever read anything like it before. Like my summary states, what does this have to do with vampires? Well if I told then you wouldn’t have to read it and I don’t do spoilers. Buttt I will tell you it has a rotten husband, a very shocked and unsuspecting wife, a teen that is being bullied, AND a very smelly stranger that shows up out of the blue during the worst moment of the wife’s life. It’s got upsetting times, surprising ones, funny and snarky, and has a vampire that just isn’t very good at making a housewife a believer. I most assuredly recommend this book to everyone that loves a good read, and no you don’t have to be a paranormal reader, just a lover of good books.
This author is a new one for me but I really enjoyed this book because it is well written and the characters are interesting. I recommend reading this book.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
This was a really great book. I love books that involve your emotions and this book did that. The story and characters are very well written. I will definitely be reading more from this author. I recommend reading.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
First let me say, this book is well written and has a great plot, but it was so sad. I thought from the cover it was going to be funny, it wasn’t. It involved a cheating husband, bullying, a wife who goes off the deep end when she finds out and is turned into a vampire to save her life. Nothing against the author but I won’t be reading any more of this series, its just not my type of book. I got this book from Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
Spoiled housewife Rachel Jones is having the worst day ever. Her husband Miles is cheating on her with her best friend, she is almost decapitated by a snowplow, and she is turned vampire. Truly a great read that left me wanting more. I cant wait for the next book in the series! I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
The Real…I mean the Vampire Housewife
I was a little unsure going into this story about what to expect and I’m a faithful Jodi Vaughn follower, so I’m going to just say I should’ve known better
Rachel decides to surprise her husband for his birthday, but he surprises her instead….and let’s be honest it’s not a good surprise Rachel races off without confronting her husband and ends up close to death, but a nice vampire turns her instead…awww
However, as she adjusts to the changes in her personal life, she also has to account for a Maker who seems to be everywhere she is and not listening to any of his advice. I really enjoyed this story and I can’t wait to find out more about her Maker and see where Jodi is going with this series
I received an advanced copy via Booksprout and I voluntarily leave my honest review