A Goodreads Best of the Month pick Be careful what you wish for . . . Once upon a time there was a totally ordinary boy who fell for a cold, beautiful prince. Only it’s not a fairy tale, it’s my life. The prince is a billionaire called Caspian Hart. And we’re trying super hard to live happily ever after. He’s everything I want, need, and can’t resist: a man who looks like a god and bangs like … want, need, and can’t resist: a man who looks like a god and bangs like the devil. Except he’s still got his rules and he’s still got his secrets . . .
But if there’s one thing Caspian’s taught me it’s that you should never settle for less than you’re worth. And I’m worth his trust. I have to show him that I see him. That I’m not afraid of his passion, or his power, or his past. And that I won’t settle for less than everything.
NOTE: This book ends on a cliffhanger See how Arden and Caspian’s love story ends in the third book, coming Summer 2018
And don’t miss the story of how Arden and Caspian first met HOW TO BANG A BILLIONAIRE is available now more
How to Bang a Billionaire/How to Blow It with a Billionaire
(Arden St. Ives #1 & #2)
Note: This is a review of both books together. Might be a bit spoilery if you haven’t read the first book. Definitely long-winded.
I’d been putting off reading both novels since I found out about them because the third novel is scheduled for release in September and I wanted to read them all at once. Especially with a writer like Hall, you get so much out of reading his series all the way through. But I broke down and, while the books were amazing, I’ll now have to wait the entire summer for the third installment. That is the not-so-fun-part.
On the surface, this series functions as a rebuttal to 50 Shades of Grey. It takes the larger beats of that series and reworks them into a completely different story that, in the most simplistic terms, fixes most of what was wrong with James’ series. All the ick factors that characterized 50 Shades, from the poor writing and ridiculous depiction of BDSM to the worrisome message it sends about romance and abuse, are demolished and replaced with, like, good stuff in Hall’s novel. And it works.
In Book 1, we meet Arden, a young but resolutely un-virginal, soon-to-be Oxford graduate who will probably just barely pass his classes. However, he is sharp, witty, and bookish, but not in an academic way. He is positively gleeful in the pursuit of his sexual pleasure. When his friend, Nik, comes down with laryngitis, he takes over for him to man the telephones for an alumni fundraiser. This is when he speaks to Caspian Hart for the first time. A reclusive, incredibly successful billionaire, the attraction is instantaneous. Caspian surprises Arden by meeting him at the fundraising dinner later that week. The chemistry hinted at in their telephone call explodes in person and it is off the charts.
Arden is understandably lost as he approaches the end of his schooling but he is full of joy and intelligence. I’ve only read this series and the Spires series so I might be talking out of my ass but I always believed that Ash in Glitterland was the smartest of Hall’s creations. However, Arden possesses a wittiness and cultural withitness that makes his character literally sparkle on the page. It’s no wonder Caspian Hart is so taken by him.
About Caspian.
Caspian is mysterious, wealthy, handsome, and ruthless, with an edge of cruelty. The mystery of Caspian Hart is sustained by using Arden as the first-person narrator. We discover Caspian as he does, and trust me, there is a lot to excavate there, especially as more is revealed about his backstory in Book 2. Basic forms of intimacy are an issue with him and many times, when he speaks, he sounds almost robotic. While he is clearly attracted to Arden, he tries to resist the attraction at first and, when he no longer can, arranges a short-term arrangement wherein Arden is put up in an apartment, his bills and expenses paid for, all in exchange for a sexual relationship with Caspian. Arden, and the reader, quickly suss out that Caspian has dominant tendencies he is not comfortable with, even though he has a willing partner in Arden.
One thing I like about these books is that Arden rightfully frames their sexual preferences as healthy kinks, whereas Caspian sees those impulses as deviant and dangerous. This was one of the great (among many) failures of 50 Shades – the idea that Christian Grey was a dominant because of his sexual coercion as a boy, a condition that he needed to be cured of, whereas Caspian has, along the way, been manipulated to believe that these tendencies are unnatural and it is Arden tries his hardest to liberate him of that misperception. In fact, sex in all its forms is depicted positively and isn’t used as a deviant crutch to manufacture false conflict. There is conflict around Caspian’s discomfort with his kink but it isn’t the kink itself that’s portrayed negatively. It’s one of many instances in which Hall inverts the roles and dynamics found in 50 Shades and the results are much more effective.
There’s so much to work with in this series. The first installment leaves the reader with a satisfactory ending, while the second ends with a heart wrenching cliff hanger. As a reader, you are rooting for this couple but each of them contribute to tensions in the relationship. Caspian’s are obvious – he is just this side of fucked up. And Arden can be impatient with Caspian, pushing him at times when he would do well to slow down.
While there were several instances where I kept saying, “Ardy, baby – Run, don’t walk, away from that man!” Caspian is mesmerizing when he lets his guard down. He may have ruthless tendencies, but there is something vulnerable, painful and loveable about him. Despite this fact, I spent much of both novels in fear for Arden because I knew Caspian had the power to hurt him deeply. When Caspian inevitably does, I truly ached for him. However, Arden, grows in personal power throughout the novels until he comes into his own at the end of book two. Watching his development is one of the best things about this series.
And Hall’s writing? Besides the craft stuff, at which he is a master, and his use of language, which is pure poetry, he can, in one page, go from invoking Harold Bloom to Mace Windu and it’s so thrilling to see someone so intellectually nimble at work. It’s scary. And intimidating. And downright humbling.
Now, the hardest part for me as a reader is to get through this summer before the last installment comes out.
Arden and Caspian come from far different worlds, and trying to create a relationship amongst those two worlds is very trying for both of them. Arden was not raised in a world of finer things, and being with Caspian means he is completely surrounded by it, and as much as he tries to embrace it, the more he realizes he has no idea what he is doing half of the time. There are expectations to be met, families to answer to, and he is certain he isn’t handling it well at all… but he is willing to do whatever it takes to keep Caspian in his life.
Caspian thinks he doesn’t deserve to have someone like Arden in his life, he is a hardened man with certain tastes that aren’t meant for everyone and he is beginning to think Arden isn’t quite meant for his kind of world. His family doesn’t approve of his relationship with Arden or his eccentric tastes and they are constantly trying to drive a wedge between them. But Caspian isn’t quite ready to let him go…
In this second installment you will delve deeper into the worlds of these two well crafted characters, and follow them as they try to maneuver through their very different worlds, and try to find a way to create one of their own. Of course, there are a lot of obstacles for them to conquer and along the way they start to lose sight of what is important to them, but their growing attraction and feelings for one another quickly remind them what is at stake, and it drives them to fight a little harder. This erotic and emotionally rich read will push you to your breaking point and have your emotions swirling throughout, and of course leaves you wondering if these two will ever find a way to be truly happy. I have to say this series has been a wonderful discovery for me, it has pushed me out of my comfort zone, opened my eyes a little, and given me a glimpse of a literary world I may just like after all! Highly recommend you get your hands on this one, and take this journey with these two wonderful characters, you will not be disappointed with what you find.
I voluntarily read and reviewed an advanced copy of this title.
I don’t think I have ever wanted to hug and throttle a character as much I do Caspian Hart right now. Alexis Hall’s How to Blow It with a Billionaire is the continuation of Caspian and Arden’s story and I was so frustrated with both, but a bit more with Caspian at the end. This is the second book and I highly recommend that you read How to Bang a Billionaire first to get the whole story, well as much as Arden’s POV can give anyway.
This book picks up right where the first left off, with Caspian and Arden reunited and on their way back to London. For the most part things seem great between the two, but insecurities from Arden and Caspian’s past do not mix well together. In the end, just like Arden, we are left to wonder if these two will ever be able to truly be together.
Caspian…..this man needs so much healing and love, but will allow himself neither. He pushes Ardy away time and again. And not just Ardy, but his sister Ellery too. He holds on to his past mistakes and they are causing a rift not only between him and Ardy but between him and living. Like I said before, I want to hug him, because he needs it badly, but I also want to throttle him. This man is infuriating. His blatant refusal to believe what Ardy has to say and accept that maybe there is a hint of truth there, drove me crazy! Then he just walks away. He WALKS AWAY from the man he loves because he refuses to acknowledge what Ardy is saying, and it killed me just as much as Ardy.
Ardy though, he needs a filter. He says things that he shouldn’t and it antagonizes Caspian. It is never done purposely but the results are never what he intended. Ardy has a lot of growing up to do for all that he is of legal age. And this is the only reason I accept the (hopefully) temporary separation between these two men. Ardy and Caspian complement each other perfectly, if only they would get out of their own way.
So Ardy left, Caspian leaves, these two are circling round and round, and I can’t wait until they finally collide for good. But until then I can enjoy Ellery’s antics. She is such a sad girl, but she is free in a way that neither Ardy or Caspian can ever be. I love her attitude and carefree way, but there are parts of her personality I wish I could help fix.
There is a lot more darkness and sadness in this book compared to the first. We get to see Nik, Ardy’s best friend again, and it made me weepy, but I hold hope. We also get to finally officially meet Nathaniel, and I hate him as much as I thought I would, him and Lancaster.
I loved this book so much that I went in search of when the next comes out because I need more. Spoiler, it’s the day before my birthday, and this is an acceptable gift. You can bet that I will be right there when it releases, and I will devour every word. In my opinion the only thing that could have made this book better was to have Caspian’s POV too, but then I believe a lot of the story wouldn’t have been as intriguing. FIVE “then be quiet” stars.
Feeling a bit abashed for my slightly flippant review of the first book which I genuinely enjoyed. This second book in the series takes a darker turn in a very Empire Strikes back sort of way.
I am always impressed with a book that can bring tears and laughter in equal measure. Alexis Hall has a gift for wringing emotions out of the reader.
I want to elaborate more, but I really don’t want to ruin this book for anyone. I started listening to the third book immediately after finishing this one.
I really enjoyed the continuation of this series. You definitely should read the first book in order to appreciate this one. I liked that we got to see more of Caspian in this one and slowly learned his mysteries. I enjoyed the little bits of humor sprinkled in, Arden is so cute and funny. It leaves off with a bit of a cliffhanger so I’ll be diving into the next book immediately.
Audible Review:
Overall 5 out of 5 stars
Performance 5 out of 5 stars
Story 5 out of 5 stars
Caspian was growing on me…
First off, when Joel Leslie is reading the credits, he really needs to say “Performed by Joel Leslie”, instead of “Read by Joel Leslie”, because he really does perform these books! While I’ve enjoyed his narration in a lot of books, and loved many, he brings something really special to Arden. I’m so glad I’m listening to this series, instead of just reading them. Although I’m probably going to break down and buy the paperbacks as well, we’ll see how book 3 goes!
Secondly, this book really should have been titled “How A Billionaire Blows It” because seriously Caspian?!? Just when I was warming up to you, dare I say even liking you?!? You had to go and pull that crap?? What were you thinking Mr. Billionaire man? Ugh.
I really did love this book much more than the first. I liked that we got to know more about Caspian, although he was still keeping himself pretty closed off. Arden is just so precious, I don’t know how anyone could deny him anything. I felt like their relationship was growing in the right direction, even if there was still a definite power imbalance between them.
Ardy was coming into his own, while I wish Caspian would recognize that some things were beyond his control-he really needs to face what happened in the past, acknowledge and work on it. But he’s so stubborn, much to his detriment, and Arden’s heartbreak!
I am glad I was pretty late to this series, so I was able to jump right into book 3. I can’t imagine having to wait over a year, after that ending! Caspian really needs to get himself together!
Still waiting for the conclusion to this trio series!