Bad breakup? That’s our specialty. Trust us, post-breakup dating requires the Big O—a strong offense—usually of the extra dirty variety. Best handled by an expert.Name’s Sebastian. And I make good business out of bad exes, specializing in giving broken-hearted women the sweet, hot revenge they deserve. Those whispered rumors about me and my methods? All true. I’m the chief executive mastermind of … the chief executive mastermind of the only consulting firm that can guarantee your ex will beg you for another chance.
Now, whether you end up taking the douchebag back is up to you. Frankly, I think you ladies can do better, deserve more. But either way, I aim to please.
That is…until my latest client ends up being my sweet, smart, painfully-unaware-of-her-appeal assistant.
Am I going to help her? Of course. Am I going to be able to let her go when the time comes?
Hell no.
Note: Hot Revenge For Hire is a super sexy romantic comedy entirely from the hero’s point of view. Lots of dirty talk. Ridiculously fun chemistry. Banter that really qualifies as foreplay. And a swoony HEA. Enjoy!
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Previously titled Magnificent D. Same hot, hilarious story, just with a fresh title and cover makeover.
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This book was funny and enjoyable and I hope that there will be more of these kind of books. the way they talk and how they acted with each othier is so fun. I wish I had a Magnificent Bastard for my self!! keep them coming!!
Better than I expected. I’m a sucker for a owned man, like straight up doesn’t care anymore completely and utterly hers. The sex was pretty good. The wedding was not my favorite. Yes, Phillip was a dickless wonder, but her mother was the one that needed boundaries. Newspaper to nose, you don’t get to do that to people. I’d have Eddie and Frannie taken away from her and the dillweed would have ended up the same. But I’m not a marshmallow. I liked how detailed the characters were if we can start out with awesome instead of arsehole we’d be even better.
This is a fun read. I love how we get glimpses into Penny and Bash’s relationship through past emails and texts. The set ups are amazing. I loved both characters.
I have to admit, I spent a good portion of this book mad. And that’s a sign of a good author. She totally made me feel for the characters. Bash helps Penny get her revenge on two people who should have protected her the most. She is a total winner in the end. Great read!!
06/19/2021 In “Hot Revenge for Hire” (nook) I was intrigued by the way Sebastian and Penny met – via her job as his virtual assistant. They had a lot in common and their interactions were light-hearted and funny. Even though he dated and she did not, they actually fell in love through their communications.
A bit of angst, heartache and, finally, they had their own happily-ever-after.
The only negative for me was that it was a bit too erotic.
I enjoyed the story line. It left me feeling happy
Sebastian definitely has an interesting job!! Was so great to see him get his HEA with his assistant. Very different read for this book since you get most of the man’s perspective versus the woman’s.
Great story, original as it’s told from the guy’s point of view. Part of a series, can’t wait to read the others!
Interesting concept of a revenge for hire when your relationship goes bad. Love the both get what they deserve in the end.
This is an innovative, fresh, cheeky and fun romance with great character development and plenty of twists and turns involved. The tone softens as the story develops, so it is well worth reading to the end.
I liked the story. Bash and penny are adorable. With their banter and hilarious innuendos and messages. Loved it. Her mom is a nutcase and sucks and honestly just wow. Wish there was more about her ex getting his just karma he totally deserves. Like the park scene and Aiden saving the day!!! So funny. Wish the ending was a little different. Their relationship has been so funny and adorable that it felt like it was missing something by her turning the tables.
Hot Revenge for Hire by Lili Valente is hands-down the funniest romance novel I have ever read. I loved every page! The concept of using a service to get revenge on an ex is GENIUS!
Penny and Bash’s characters are well developed and kept me pinned to the pages. Their emails to each other are hysterical. Admittedly, the plot is predictable, but I didn’t care. Hey, it’s a romance novel, so a HEA is expected. The writing is excellent. Five Stars!
I have read all of Lili’s books and have loved each and every one! Her serial series’ are hot as fuck, suspenseful, and twisted. Magnificent bastard is too but in a more beautiful, and hilarious way. It was awesome to see the other side of her writing. It is my favorite novel of hers to date…Now onto buttercup and her bastard’s story!
Sebastian, aka, Bash is in the business of helping women seek revenge on the assholes that broke their hearts. His favorite part of his job is to build their confidence, to make them feel powerful, beautiful, and worthy of love with the right person. Not the loser that dumped, cheated or abused them. He has been the chief executive of Magnificent Bastard Consulting for two years, and has never once broken the rules he has set in place. The number one rule being, do not go past kissing a client. You can not get attached, and don’t let them get attached. But, when his virtual assistant and one of his best friends becomes a client, he wants to throw those rules out the window, drive over them, and take them home to burn them. From the moment he meets Penny for the first time, after two years of goofy and flirty texts, silly phones calls, and knowing she is the clue that keeps him together, he wants her instantly…and so does Incredible Bulk.
Penny has been a hermit for the past two years. Her only real friends are her boss, Bash, and Ben & Jerry. But now, she is forced to go to a wedding where her ex will be, front and center. The only way she could go through with this week of wedding prep is to enlist Bash as the magnificent bastard that he is. And after finally meeting him and feeling the heat between them, she also has another proposal, she wants him. Hard, fast, and filthy. It’s been to long since she has been touched. She is not ready for more, and she knows Bash isn’t either. What could go wrong with a friends with benefits relationship?
Six days. They have six days to pull this off and only two days to prep. Four days of staying in Southhampton for wedding activities. It’s also four days of hot as fuck sexcapades, confusing feelings, and drama. In between their own conflicts, will Penny get exactly what she wanted when asking Bash for his help. And what will happen when they go home? Is six days all they can give each other before going back to being boss and assistant?
I loved. Loved. Loved this book! It had everything I love in a book. It had naughtiness, comedy, twists, and beauty. The characters are amazing. Their story sneaks up on them and it’s beautiful, and sexy as hell. They just get each other but does it mean it’s love or just a very close friendship?
Overall, it’s a story about friendship, love, laughter, and letting go. I laughed like crazy, got hot and bothered, and cried real tears. And for the first time ever in the history of my reading, I teared up during a masturbation scene! The writing is amazing!! I felt like I was in the book right along with Bash and Penny. And the emails/text. Brilliant!
P.S. I went straight to the store to buy ice cream when I finished.
Quotes:
“I’m here to do a job, Penny, not blow smoke up your ass. And even if I weren’t, I wouldn’t let you leave the house in that dress. Friends don’t let friends wear goldenrod.”
“Thank you, Bash.” A sweet, vulnerable, heart-stopping grin lights up her face. “But I’m warning you, if you keep saying things like that, I might just start to believe them.”
“Today, I’m in control and you’re going to do what I tell you to do. And in exchange, I’m going to make you come until you can’t remember your own name. Can you get on board with that?”
Truly Magnificent!
I could kick myself for letting this book hibernate on the shelf for so long! Loved the story told from Bash’s (swoon!) point of view and Penny giving as good as she got. Hilarious as in laugh-out-loud-until-I-hiccough hilarious! All Lili’s books should come with a warning though… Not to be read whilst using public transport! Now One-click for a fun read!
Love Bash! Want one of my own!! Loved reading their old messages back and forth!
Absolutely love Penny and Bash. Love reading their emails and text to each other. It brought them more to life. Their story is beautifully written.
Loved my second read of this story…
I loved this story (not the male narrator doing female characters) but I enjoyed the story enough to bear with that.
Sebastian/Bash helps ladies get back at/over their exes. He’s a sexy, dirty bundle of hot, helpful man. The day his virtual personal assistant Penny surprises him with an in person meet, he was not expecting her to not only be stunning, but need his services. She needs a date to her mother’s wedding…to HER ex-boyfriend.
There’s chemistry, passion, a frantic hunt for condoms (that part cracked me up because I have so been there!), adorable younger sisters, horrible old fashioned names but cute nicknames, a streaker, a bad tattoo, a drama queen mama, ice cream, and more.
I loved it. I read this book a few years ago and came across the audio in Audible Escape so I figured it would help pass my work day. It was a good choice. Funny, sweet, steamy, and a wonderful HEA.
Loved this!! The witty banter was FUN, the steamy scenes were HOT, and I’m pretty sure a smile was on my face the whole time. So many laughs, so many tingles…I was left very satisfied. Can’t wait to dive into Aidan’s book!
I loved this book! I felt like I fell in love with Bash the more that I read the book, & I could not put the book down! I laughed out loud more than once, & cried more than once, & I loved the emails & texts that were dispersed before many of the chapters. If you love a really good romance, you will love this book! Lili Valente’s books are all really good, but this is my favorite by far!
Been a fan of this author since I read “Hot as Puck”. Now that i gifted myself with Kindle Unlimited I’m reading the ones i missed. This one Sebastian “Bash” and Penny. Told from the POV of Bash the story was crazy sweet with instant chemistry and lots of laughs.
Penny and Bash have some HOT chemistry. I loved their humor and the cute chapters with emails and texts.