The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door… virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.
Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd.
And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter.
And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t seem to control my libido when he’s around.
Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?
Seriously…. Have you seen them? Anyone?
Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.
Yeah, I know. I’m hosed.
So hosed.
Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliffhangers, and ends with a banging hot happily ever after.
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Very funny, steamy rom-com with Ryan, the fireman, and Cassie, co-owner of Sunshine Sex Toys. Add in George Cooney, a very clever raccoon and a series of suspicious fires and other wild occurrences – this is a crazy romp and a must read!
Loved it!! Wonderful and funny characters with hearts-of-gold!! A pet raccoon, he’s a terror (in a funny way). I have yet to be disappointed by these two authors. 5stars*****
I loved this book.
Pippa Grant is my new go-to when I need a funny, satisfying, feel-good read. Love the small town setting, quirky characters, and sweet-sexy romance in this one.
Love George Cooney. He’s the best part of the book
What is not to love about this book? The characters are fabulous (especially George Cooney), the storyline was laugh out loud funny and the happily ever after ending is sigh worthy.
Cassie is a code-writing nerd who’s moved back temporarily (she hopes!) to take over running her sister’s sex toy factory. Cassie isn’t sure she’s cut out to run a sex toy factory, but her sister needs her, so here she comes.
Cassie is really, really unhappy to find out who her new neighbor is, too – Ryan, the boy she had a huge crush on back in the day. Only he’s no longer a boy. Nope, he’s a very sexy, very bossy firefighter who has a pet raccoon named George Cooney…
But ignoring her body’s reaction to her hot neighbor is the least of her worries. There are a few (OK, more than a few) people in their small town who aren’t very happy about her sister’s factory being housed there. Is it one of those unhappy people who is behind the “accidents” at the factory? Can the hot firefighter help save the factory? And more importantly, can he step up and give his heart to the girl whose heart he unknowingly broke all those years ago?
I absolutely loved Hosed!! It’s witty, sexy and fun and Ryan and Cassie’s chemistry is seriously hot. Thank God there’s a firefighter around in case any of those sparks happen to catch fire There’s also a fabulous cast of secondary characters who give support and love to our couple. Some of whom help Ryan get his head out of his ass a time or two. If you like your romantic comedies with wit and charm, zany friends, cute lil raccoons and a couple whose chemistry is through the roof, I highly recommend you 1-click Hosed today. You will not regret it!
I really liked this book. I gave it a lower rating only because I figured out who the bad guy was pretty much immediately. Lots of fun and lots of laughs. George Cooney is awesome!
Loved this story! George Cooney is the best. Loved the raccoon epilogue, it was hilarious! A very entertaining must listen. Pippa Grant and Lili Valente did any excellent job with this funny story.
It’s been a while since I’ve read a book that had me laughing out loud over and over again. I loved this. Who can resist a book with a pet raccoon name George Cooney?! I’m definitely looking forward to the next book in this series.
Love both of these authors so the read was a must. Crazy antics, crazy characters and laugh out load moments with George Clooney. Definitely a must read.
There is a pet raccoon. Enough said. Oh wait, there is also an adult toy factory. And dildo ball. And, oh just read it. You’ll laugh til your sides hurt.
Loved the book. It was such a fun read. Hope there is going to be more!
OMG – I totally give it to the author! To come up with a story about an organic dildo factory catering to women. Heck yeah! Laughing so hard at times I was in tears! Loved it!
There were so many things going on in Happy Cat that there was no way I could get bored reading this book.
The characters were not only interesting, and a little weird, but they were pretty amusing. I am usually hesitant when a book is labeled as “rom com” because quite often there is no “com”.
There is a bit of mystery, and a few questions that need to be answered. Who is trying to sabotage Sunshine Sex Toy factory and frame Cassie and Savannah? Why does Cassie dislike Ryan? What’s behind the furtive glances between Jace and Olivia?
This book was sweet, interesting, engaging, romantic, and humorous. I hope there will be other books about Ryan’s brothers, and Savannah’s return to Happy Cat.
I read this book via Kindle Unlimited.
Hosed by Pippa Grant & Lili Valente is their first co-written book in the Happy Cat series. Set in the town of Happy Cat and centralized around the Sunshine factory and the Sunderwell sisters this story is quirky, dramatic, entertaining, funny and a little bit nail-biting.
Cassie Sunderwell is back in her home town of Happy Cat to take over her sister Savannah’s responsibilities at her Sunshine Sex Toys factory. So while Savannah is healing her broken heart eating scones and clotted cream in the United Kingdom, Cassie is learning everything she never wanted to know about dildo’s, lube, and butt plugs. As a virgin, she can’t even glance at a dildo without blushing but she is trying. Now if she could just figure out who is trying to sabotage the factory and stop her life from imploding she’ll be golden.
Ryan’s first glance at Cassie since her return is outside the sunshine factory after a lube fire mysteriously started. She is older now, matured from the young 16 year old he last remembers. Older, more beautiful, enigmatic and really not happy with him. Having no idea what she is mad at him for he figures he’ll get a chance to work it out. She is staying at her sisters place which is next door after all. With a little help from George Cooney, his rescue racoon, he has high hopes.
With an underlying current of danger, the story also is romantic and funny. Just the right blend of everything from one of my favorite authors and someone I’m eager to read more of. Enjoy!
THIS BOOK WAS HYSTERICAL! From the very first page I was cracking up. What isn’t to love about a small town with a dildo factory right in the middle of it?? Add in a hot firefighter and the virgin next door, AMAZING chemistry and crazy townspeople…. this is the recipe for success! I really liked everything about it; it was super adorable, super funny and just the right amount of sexy!
These two wrote so great together! I love their individual work and now I can’t wait to read more of their work together! This book made for a real good time and I highly recommend it!!
3.75 stars. For some reason this book didn’t work for me as well as this authors others. It was incredibly funny and sweet and I LOVED the raccoon; in fact he stole the entire book.
I think it was the internal dialogue, it was just too much, the constant “men are bad,” from the sister got annoying fast and well, if I could just remove the sister all together, I would give this book five stars. In the middle, I fought hard to skim the pages to get to the action/humor and the core relationship between Ryan and Cassie. The ending was funny and the book was over all enjoyable, just not my favorite.
This book is a joint effort by these two authors.
It’s a story about Ryan, the Uber hot smalltown fireman and Cassie, the Virgin computer coder, who has returned to the hometown to manage her sister’s ailing sex toy factory.
Sparks fly and hijinks prevail, with crazy characters, pets and odd happenings to sabotage the factory.
The sex scenes are sweet, and of course there is a HEA.