His package ended up inside my box. Calm down, perv. My mailbox.As soon as I saw what was inside,I knew two things:It belonged to my hot neighbor, and he had a dirty secret. Normally, I was more of a cat person. As in, if I had to choose who lives, I’m going to take the cat nine times out of ten. It’s not that I particularly like cats, I just don’t particularly like most people. My neighbor … particularly like most people.
My neighbor wasn’t most people. He lived in the apartment across the hall, and he was your typical, buttoned-up, fancy shoes, smells like a Calvin Klein commercial, looks like he actually flosses kind of guy. I mean, seriously? Wasn’t flossing just made up by dentists so they could go on their little power trips once every six months?
The point was, this guy very obviously had his life all put together. He was Mr. Perfect, and If you asked me, he needed to be brought down a few pegs to wallow with the rest of us.
Cue his long, thick, package penetrating my tight little mailbox.
I know. It’s absolutely sick. It was such an obvious ploy to hit on me. Forget the fact that the mail lady put it there, my neighbor and I both knew what kind of game he was playing. Oh yeah, we totally knew. It was on. It was in, if you would.
I accidentally dropped a knife on the package a few times back in my apartment. It basically sprang open on its own, and I had no choice but to look inside.
His dirty little secret was staring me right in the face. As it turned out, Mr. Perfect wasn’t so perfect. Who knew?
Hint: I knew. And I was absolutely going to enjoy every second of what was coming.
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Bravo! Another excellent addition to the Objects of Attraction series. In this book we have two characters living in the same building. Lilith and Liam. These two neighbors barely tolerate each other.
Liam is a billionaire in hiding. He is hiding out from his step sister. His step sister who wants to sleep with him. And she will do anything to have him. Even ruin his life.
As the story begins, Lilith receives her neighbor Liam’s Package. This is which that sets these two on a path that nether of them expected. Friendship and even possible romance. With this new friendship and loyalty to one another, they begin operation take step sister down. But can they stop her before she tears them apart.
I love that this book continues with the original characters from previous books. So we get to see where life has taken some of our favorite characters. I love seeing how they are doing.
Liam and Lilith’s story is a fun and highly entertaining adventure. Not to mention the chemistry between these two. Wow!! Ohh la la!!!
This book is a steady paced read full of fun snarky humor and lovable characters. The adventures are down right fun. The step sister is a twisted chick. You will see what I mean as you read the story. I mean seriously who does that.
I really am enjoying the series and can’t wait to see what is next. I can’t wait to see where are characters go from here.
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Oh I so love this series I can’t tell you! Lilith is a brilliant character and has been since she first appeared. I love how this story made me chuckle so much, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Brilliant stuff!
I couldn’t put it down. Loved it
Another great addition to the objects of attraction series. I’m not going to say this was my favorite but it sure was hilarious. I don’t really care for Lily. I do love her sarcasm though but I couldn’t get into her character. But if you enjoy a good laugh, here you are.
I voluntarily reviewed this after receiving a free copy.
I love this whole series and His Package is no exception.
Excellent Reading Material: Quirky Characters. Rapid Fire Dialogue.
Good story with quick-witted dialogue between the two main male and female characters. The main female character was indeed quite the quirky character; however, once the story evolved, it became clear how she came to acquire some of her habits. The main male character too was a different character who was having difficulties with a family member. These two main characters were not alone in their uniqueness, as the main female character boss too was a different sort of fellow. All-in-all, the characterizations really made this original story. All the characters were well thought out, with detailed interactions between them . I must say too, the dialogue was excellent within the context of this story. The repartee not only between the two main male and main female characters, but as well, between the main female character and her boss, were delivered with a rapid fire pace. Well done Ms. Bloom. Excellent reading material!
I voluntarily received an advance review copy of this novel via Booksprout and I am leaving an honest and unbiased review. I have no affiliation to this author.
Another great book by Penelope Bloom. If you love steamy romances filled with hilarious characters, then this is the book for you. Laughter from beginning to end.
I absolutely loved this story! Lilith is pretty awesome. She is so sassy and dark, and doesn’t put up with anyone’s crap. She made me giggle out loud quite a few times. Liam, outwardly, appears to be a straight laced pretty boy who has some money. He turns out to be a really great guy who doesn’t let her scary persona scare him away. In fact he really embraces how different Lilith is from the other women he has known. Of course, there are some obstacles that they have to deal with. Mainly his crazy step-sister, Celia. Trust me when I say that you will love how they handle her. Let me also mention that the Granny in this story is such a hoot! She is a spitfire for sure. I really think this book has it all. There is romance, drama, and lots of laughs. Give it a go. You’ll love it!
A marvelous series that exciting and entertaining packed with flirtatious banter and humor.
Penelope Bloom delivers another great story about Lilith and her gorgeous, secretive neighbor Liam.
The Hijinks had me holding my stomach from laughing so hard and the story is entertaining and wonderful to follow. The sex is steamy and there is a great HEA.
Wow here we go again… this time with His Package and Liam and Lilith.
Again an absolutely hilarious book full of fun and banter.
Absolutely hilarious series. If you want hot, steamy and fun this is a series you will love.
Absolutely delightful and funny and playful
Liam Hightower’s life has just been turned upside down. He’s in hiding because his psycho step-sister, Celia, insists on an affair with him. Liam is not playing her games so Celia attempts to sabotage his life and reputation any way she can.
Liam’s left his penthouse and hiding out at the same building Lilith lives. There’s a mixup of mail, Lilith gets his mail and he gets her newest BOB, all purple-veined and six-plus inches of it. I just love the hilarious banter between these two, and the sexual innuendos just fly out all over the place. Lots of laugh-out-loud moments that is irresistible. Liam keeps up with Lilith without missing a beat. These two are a hoot. But it’s up to Liam to melt the walls Lilith has built around her heart. She uses sarcasm and intimidation to push people away when they get too close and Liam sees all through her tactics. This story is an absolute delight and pleasurable addition to the Attraction series.
Laugh all the way to the HEA!
I adore the bookiverse in these books. In His Package we get to see into the mind and world of William’s dark, sarcastic secretary, Lilith! I adore her and her purry friend. She has a new neighbor who intrigues and annoys her because he’s perfect…and he’s really hot! Liam is work obsessed but a little package snafu with his sexy neighbor has his mind veering from business to pleasure. His evil step-sister thought she was driving him into giving in but she soon learns otherwise. Of course, we get cameos from the rest of the crazies in this bookiveese and meet Liam’s nutjobs too. As always, Penelope delivers sexy, steamy, sweet, and laugh out loud funny in one fantastic book! I received a review copy. I am voluntarily leaving an honest review.
I was excited to see that Lilith finally got a book! I loved the chemistry and banter between Lilith and Liam. As usual, William and Grammy were definitely some of the favorites parts of this book. This was definitely one of the funniest books in the series!
Soon as I opened and started reading this book i got where the title came from. Oh My STARs. I have a child who is Lilith..well one who used to be her. Dark with a side of snark but underneath she is houses a side of sweetness that only the perfect person for her can touch and discover. And oh that person is Bob Smith aka Liam. If you like your books characters to have lots of life with a side of snark then this is the book for you. And oh yes this book has one weird as F step sister. Let me just leave that out there.
I love this whole series by Ms. Bloom
Lilith had been the secondary character in previous books, and she is a quick witted, feisty, and snarky character. Liam is her new neighbor, and from the moment she sees him “Mr Perfect”, her fantasies are unleashed. This is a well written flawless story, which is entertaining and hilarious throughout, and I was totally captivated throughout this addictive page turner. I cannot wait to read more from this exceptionally talented author, whose work I highly recommend for all.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
As neighbors that meet over “His Package”, Lilith is such a hoot and snarky, as she and Liam bump heads and then connect. As they work to find a way to help Liam with his problem, there are so many fun moments with Grammy and others from previous books. Laugh out loud moments, Lilith and Liam’s story is a standalone read. I would like to thank Booksprout for gifting me “His Package”. My opinion is my own. 5 Stars!
OMG! I think I died laughing! ‘His Package’ by Penelope Bloom has been a blinding RomCom, absolutely hilarious.
It is the 4th book in the series and Lilith was a terrific character. My favourite of the series so far and it’s been a VERY tall order.. this series has been phenomenal!
Lilith is a sarcastic, sassy girl who believes in Karma and is more than happy to help it dish it out. Lol.. so so funny! The banter between her and Liam is legendary and I totally loved them as a couple.
Ms Bloom’s humour in this series is most definitely catered to my SOH and my have I laughed! I have thoroughly, thoroughly LOVED this series and hope it’s not ending just yet!
An unmistakable 5* and so richly deserved in my humble opinion.
OMG I loved this story. What a wonderful addition to these books. His Package was a laugh out loud kind of story between two head strong characters that will (after a bit) fall hard in love.
Lilith is so dang funny and she really did a more serious counter part. In comes her new neighbor “Bob” aka Liam. When a package (haha) gets mixed up at the mailboxes and he ends up getting her “very” special package, he ends up at her apartment to get his package back. Needless to say he is quite surprised when she just come right out and starts talking about her new friend.
Liam is hiding from a crazy step sister. He is in no mood for more crazy women in his life. But he just can’t seem to get his neighbor out of his mind. And to be honest she takes different to a whole new level. BUT different in a good way. So what will he do?
Loved it