Life for sixteen year old Savannah Franks has just been turned upside down. Her Mum’s business has failed and they’re forced to move into a maisonette in the rough end of town.She doesn’t want anyone to know her dire situation, not even her besties. So when the rest of the money for the school ski trip is due she can’t be seen not to attend. Everyone is going! She just needs to find a job. Add … job. Add that to the list of getting a boyfriend and losing her pathetic virginity.
But working every spare hour in a job she hates on top of school work and mounting secrets doesn’t prove easy. Soon she’s keeping so many she’s not even sure herself what’s true and what’s not.
The only person she can lean on to tell the truth is her best friend Heath.
Only…did he get hot recently? That won’t make things awkward between them…right?
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Favorite Quotes:
Jessica’s dad is standing at the door grabbing people and literally throwing them out. People too scared to go near him are jumping on the sofa and flinging themselves out of the window into the flower beds outside… ‘GET OUT, GET OUT!’ he screams in his thick Irish accent. It makes it seem scarier. Like a seriously pissed off leprechaun. Who stole his pot of gold?
We are going to be crushed! Crushed to death by a car in a family planning clinic! And everyone will know we were here. God, the shame. They’ll probably slut shame me at my funeral, even though it wasn’t even me!
My nostrils flare, which is never attractive.
I can tell she’s anything but calm. Underneath the surface, I can tell she’s enraged, boiling over. Her eyes are bloodshot as if she can’t physically keep the rage in. At any minute I’m expecting her to tear off her clothes and turn into the Incredible Hulk.
I beg, sounding like a child. I don’t care; I’m scared. I’ve never felt this ill in my life, and I’m a little bit scared that I may be dying. I don’t think that’s dramatic at all.
I pat the spare side of the bed to him, smiling as seductively as I can…’You okay?’ he asks, with a quizzical look. ‘You got a stomach ache or something?’… Okay. So I obviously failed if I look gassy.
My Review:
I frequently smirked and laughed aloud as I read this amusing tale. I rarely read YA, but I will read just about anything this talented author cares to churn out, and she made YA fun. Granted this would be what I’ve seen labeled as “upper YA” as the characters experience sex, overindulge in drink, swear, and sneak into dance clubs. Which is most likely why I enjoyed it so much, I am going to call it Naughty YA. Laura Barnard is wicked funny, her clever humor resounds across several levels for me. Her first venture into YA was written from the POV of Savannah, a seventeen-year-old senior in high school to those of us in the US – or sixth form in the UK. Savannah was an angst-ridden, melodramatic, drama queen. She was riddled with self-doubt, as well as overly self-conscious, and prone to irrational fears and helplessness around boys. The narrative of her inner musings may appear disjointed to some, however, if you have spent any time whatsoever in the company of teenage girls, you will realize that is exactly how they talk, think, and behave.
Ms. Barnard either spends considerable time in the presence of teens or has excellent recall of being one. She has fully captured that confusing, exciting, mortifying period of zits, first boyfriends, constant drama, nervous uncertainty, lip curls, boredom, eye-rolls, and the desire to completely disown one’s own family and being horrified at the thought of sharing their gene pool. Savannah’s family was a source of constant embarrassment to her, and they were hilarious. I would have loved having a pink convertible Mini driving Nan that took me to a tarot card reading, bought me a gel bra, gave me a denim mini skirt and encouraged me to throw an unchaperoned party.
The story was highly entertaining; the characters were lovable, interesting, and quirky; and the writing was crisp and unfailingly engaging. I adored Ms. Barnard’s uniquely naughty YA and would read it again anytime.
Savannah Franks is just a simple 16 year old dealing with the ups and downs of life. She has friends and family who help her through every day. Unfortunately being a teen isn’t easy and Savannah is learning that the hard way. Throw in the fact that she wants to lose her virginity and the fact that she is starting to have feelings for her best, and oldest, friend and you are in for a whirlwind of adventure.
I truly enjoyed reading this book. It brought me back to my teen years, years I wouldn’t want to relieve, but years that I could so relate to. I was reminded of just how confusing emotions can be when you don’t understand what exactly is going on. I was also reminded of how sometimes we all just want to fit in, no matter what we have to do.
I enjoyed reading about all the secondary characters in this book. They helped add that little bit of flair. I wouldn’t mind reading some of their stories in the future.
Sometimes it’s nice to be reminded of what it’s like to be young again and this book definitely helped remind me of just that.