The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR).“Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.”Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. … toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night.
Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
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Not something you’d want to read TO your kids. But makes for a great gift for new or soon to be parents. It’s comforting to read this when I’m about to lose my s*** due to a whiny kid, because it makes me realize I’m not the only one.
My choice for funniest book is not a children’s book like so many mistakenly thought when it came out. Instead, it’s a book that many parents will “get.” We’ve all had moments when our kids have delayed bedtimes with extra trips to the bathroom, another sudden need for a sip of water, or my son’s own: “It’s still bright outside, so until it’s …
Parents if you have kids, you need to read
For Parents, especially of younger children. It is incredibly relatable.
We got this as a present, it was a hysterical joke and we took a picture of us reading it to our baby and sent it to our parents. My father hit the roof – he was so offended. She was months old and guess what? Babies don’t know words, they know tones just like animals. We didn’t scar her dad, she’s 9 and doesn’t even remember it. I’ll let you …
Only 7 minutes of audio-book, but the most honest book I’ve ever read (heard). And even better because its read by Samuel L Jackson
What every parent thinks but never says!
The more tired I am as a parent, the funnier this is!
Some bedtimes go smoothly, some have a few bumps, but we’ve all had one of those nights when all you can think is ‘just pleeeeeeease go the f**k to sleep!!!!’ (if you say you haven’t then I know you’re lying!)
Best line: “…As I lie here and openly weep. Sure, fine, whatever, I’ll bring you some milk. Who the f**k cares? You’re not gonna …
Worth a chuckle if you get it from a friend as I did but I wouldn’t waste my money on it.
Its arather odd book.IDK if parents really want to read it to there children.But for parentds its a short comical book that coul maybebe read once to a child.It is a page turner tho to see what or how the parents gonna say just go the @#!k to sleep on the next page.Its definetly a book to read atleast once.
Completely inappropriate
Hilarious. For the parent, not for the parent to read to the child.
Idk sorry still up with kid he won’t go the fuck to sleep
Made me laugh til I cried. Every parent has had these same thoughts.
Totally not an appropriate book for kids
This story speaks to me as a parent. It’s funny and honest.
What fun and oh so true for all parents! This book may look like a children’s book, but it is definitely for adults ONLY! That being said, I LOVE this book and is one I look to give as a gift to parents with toddlers and above. Recommended.
It could have been funnier
Great, I read it twice.