Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist.
At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead?
Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, … higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.
To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous… it’s possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn’t on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I’m his, it’s easier said than done. Like THAT’S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I’m some sort of Chosen One.
Holy Hell, if I’m in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.
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This is an author with a seriously twisted sense of humor, a sailor’s vocabulary and the ability to put it to paper in a very readable package.
I absolutely love Robyn Peterman books! Haven’t come across one that hasn’t been wonderful.
I love this book!!! I couldn’t stop reading it! This is the kinda book makes you laugh out loud, if you dont mind swearing because the main character has a potty mouth. But she makes the whole book. I’ve bought 3 books that goes to this and it’s worth it!
Funny cute and entertaining fast reading
A fun freebie by Robyn Peterman!
A nice diversion.
This Book, No!!! this series is hysterical I enjoyed every page of this book I never laughed so hard. Astrid is a potty mouth Vampyre and…… well I won’t give it away this author has an amazing way of linking everyone together. Don’t know what I am talking about? Read the books, Yes I said books. If you love Vampyre romances with a twist and …
First, I loved the cover and the blurb and the one liners and the characters and the whole book, lol. This is a laugh out loud funny read that you won’t be sorry you picked up. Paranormal fan or not, this is a great book that will lift up your spirits and make you feel good. I swear you will laugh so much, reading Fashionably Dead that people will …
Predictable but fun, super quick and easy read.
Didn’t like ending . Don’t like having to go to next book to see what happens. It can have continuing stories but not have to
I was just disappointed that the cost of the rest of the series was too high.
strange, but fun. a quick, easy read, and fun
Interesting, but ends with a cliffhanger. I was really keen on getting the next book in the series, but it looks like the next one doesn’t include the main characters of this book. I’ve been unsure about getting the rest of the series for this reason.
Enjoyable, easy read
There was overuse of the f-word and the book was extremely similar to MaryJanice Davidson books.
I could not begin to finish this book!! I read a few pages, but it never caught my attention. I don’t think I read enough of it to bad too judgemental. You will have to try it yourself as the humour never got me to even crack a smile!!!