Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist.
At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead?
Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, … higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.
To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous… it’s possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn’t on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I’m his, it’s easier said than done. Like THAT’S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I’m some sort of Chosen One.
Holy Hell, if I’m in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.
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This is the first book I read by Robyn Peterman. I saw her husband on a talk show and he mentioned his wife was a writer. The host said how much she enjoyed her books do I tried this one. It is a fun light read. It is like a vampire soap opera with lots of plot twists. It kept my interest and I am going to buy more books by Robyn Peterman.
I loved this book. Astrid wants to quit smoking which is admirable. However in her quest to quit something goes a little astray. I don’t want to give too many details but I will tell you that there are vampires, a fairy, a foul mouthed angel and demons. When a mere mortal turned vampire becomes the chosen one life gets complicated. There’s …
I read so much and so fast that it has become increasingly difficult to find books, series, and authors that manage to not only create worlds and develop characters that hold my interest and leave me wanting more. This book absolutely does that. The witty, fun dialogue and characters make you want to be a part of the group. The adventures just …
This is such a page turner. At the edge of your seat, holding your breath to see what happens next, page turner. The whole series is absolutely addictive and worth every penny.
Very funny read
Great series.
This series is funny and sexy as HELL!! You won’t regret picking it up!
Can’t wait to read the next in the series!
i just love Robyn Peterman she makes me laugh so hard i reread this series when ever i need a good laugh
Great read. Delightful characters.
Loved it!
This book is not what I expected. It’s slightly odd and very quirky. But it’s surprising and entertaining with every paranormal creature thrown in and lots of unexpected paranormal rules. It’s a quick fun read. Book one in a series.
I definitely recommend this book. I’m still reading it and I don’t want to finish it! The characters are amazing and the author brings them to life. Astrid is funny and makes me laugh out loud. I will certainly be reading more books like this one!
Very entertaining! I really enjoyed this book and plan to continue the series. It kept my attention span the whole time, which is not something easy to do. There was one scene in particular (I don’t want to give anything away) that had me laughing hysterically and thankful I was the only one home at the time 🙂
Oh, just a heads up… It does have …
Fun story that starts developing characters and their world while keeping a good, lively pace. Have read the next two in the series, and will likely go back at a future time to read the next.
This book had me laughing until I cried! The humor in this book is great! I was laughing so much it made it difficult to read the book itself! Wonderful and steamy! Loved the characters! I couldn’t put this book down! Swoon worthy!
WARNING! Do not eat or drink anything while reading this book.
Oh.My.Gods. I’m only in the beginning of the book and so far I have spit chai latte everywhere because of laughing and I have learned several new swear words. It’s not every day you meet a foul mouthed guardian angel that moons her newly dead vampire charge.
This author accomplished …
This is for sure a mixture of para-normal, mythical, action packed love story with strong mixture of humans, vampires, good and bad demons, angels, fairies. Warning language and sex scenes.
All in a month Astrid turns into a vampire, she meets a sailor talking angel, a muscly faery and learns her BFF is not just a human. The narrator of these books is way funnier than me trying to read the book. The way she reads these books it’s so damn hilarious, i pee myself. Robyn Peterman has found her calling. I love all of her books, i’m so …
If you are looking for a paranormal series to draw you in, make you laugh out loud and want to read faster just to see what’s around the corner this is the series for you. A Prada obsessed girl becomes a vampire against her will. Wakes up to an Oprah look alike foul mouth angel and a questionable unfashionable Terminator looking fairy… This …