Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist.
At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead?
Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, … higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.
To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous… it’s possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn’t on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I’m his, it’s easier said than done. Like THAT’S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I’m some sort of Chosen One.
Holy Hell, if I’m in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.
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Wild, witty and so much fun. And did I mention it’s free? You have to check it out!
Non stop action, fascinating characters, hilarious humor, fight scenes with awesome imagery, romance, vampires, demons, angels, and the most complex family tree ever imagined.
From the delightfully warped and foul-mouthed mind of author Robyn Peterman comes Fashionably Dead , a fun, paranormal romance tale that introduces my new imaginary BFF Astrid. Another winner for Robyn Peterman! I can’t believe she is giving it away for free. I love this world.
Hilarious!
Okay, HERE’S the freebie to get you started with Robyn. 😉
Looking for over-the-top paranormal fun from one of the masters? You can’t go wrong with Robyn Peterman’s FASHIONABLY DEAD — and if you like it, there are a *lot* more books in the series!
This was One FUNNY BOOK! I laughed so hard. It is unlike any other Vampire Book you might have read!
Robyn Peterman books are quickly becoming go-to reads for me!
Robyn is so lout out loud funny….seriously! GRAB IT NOW!! We need more funny in the world.
What a sexy, funny, intriguing, suspenseful, HOT world this is!
Seems pretty typical if you read a lot of supernatural romance. Girl gets turned into vampire, girl meets hot vampire, trouble ensue,they live happily ever after. Right? Well then get ready because this book and the entire series is so much more than that!! I love this series! The characters are amazing, the descriptions are beyond great and you …
A very amusing romantic paranormal story about Astrid who wants to quit smoking and gets hypnotized to quit smoking but turns into a vampire, meets an angel, demons and more vampires. I was laughing listing to this book.
Robyn Peterman’s Paranormal Romance books in the Hot Damn Dead Series are just plain fun. Fast-paced, raucous, sexy, crazy fun. If you haven’t discovered this author, you’re in for a treat! (And some tricks!)
The author did a great job of creating a world with humans, vampires, angels, demons, fairies, and fallen angel demons all within a paranormal love story. The characters are quirky, funny, obnoxious, loving, sexy and tough! The banter is funny. There is very touching moments and definite twists and turns. Great read!!
This book had me consistently laughing out loud. It was detailed without haranguing me with too much description, unpredictable but not lacking foreshadowing so that I didn’t feel cheated, kept the pace up without skimping on important information, and the author’s voice was among the most unique I’d even heard and shone through on every page. I …
Made me laugh really enjoyed it
I just fell in love with the main character she was funny ,unpredictable . And I plan to start the second book tonight,anxious.
I love this author and this series. It is truly hilarious but engrossing at the same time. And I am a fan of almost anything vampire, were or paranormal related. I have read up to book four in the series and intend to read more. I re-read this and OMG I am so sorry. I had to fix that typo. I LOVE THIS series. Not HIS series. LOL. And I had to …
Made me laugh. Some things were a bit over the top but it just made it that more enjoyable
OMG. What more can I say? I LOVED this book. I’ve read different vampire/paranormal romances and enjoyed them but their storylines were more serious. This book took me completely by surprise. It is witty, twisted and laugh till you cry hilarious! Normally I’m not a huge fan of series where the main characters don’t have their HEA all buttoned up …