Nightmare Penitentiary is no joke. The worst of the worst in the paranormal world end up at NP, and I just got sentenced there.
For others, this might be cause for freaking the hell out. But for me, it’s a fucking relief.
You see, I’ve been sold off to the big bad asshole, Alpha Bowen—thanks mom and dad! But if they think I’m going to go quietly, or at all, they haven’t been paying attention to … paying attention to how I roll.
Nightmare Penitentiary is the perfect place to escape, and I’m ready. If only people would stop trying to break me out. Seriously, it’s annoying.
I’m ready to relax and serve my sentence, but then I meet the prison guard, Rook. I can’t seem to escape his heated stares, the head wobbles, or the dimples. Sweet pop rocks, the dimples!
You’re not supposed to meet the male of your dreams in prison, but tell that to fate. Too bad I’m not as out of reach from the troubles hunting me down as I thought…and now, there’s nowhere to run because, like, I got myself imprisoned. FML.
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Pop Rocks, 90’s Music, a Head-Bobbling Cockatrice & Pretty Rocks – An MF PNR Paranormal Prison Romance with Hilarious Undertones. Yes, please.
I’ll preface this review by saying, it’s really hard for me to read while writing, which means it takes the right book to snag my focus and keep it. Otherwise, my characters yank me right back to my computer.
Well, Conveniently Convicted sunk it’s cocky claws into me and demanded I pay attention to the shiny new story on my iPad. I laughed out loud so many times while reading about this feisty cockatrice and her stint at Nightmare Penitentiary. It’s brilliant and so well done. I loved the uniqueness of the fantasy characters involved and the tension between Sinclair and her prison guard, Rook. It was an incredible standalone story.
My only feedback: I’d really like these authors to write a book about Zen (please) as I want to know more about her lotus flower (and that’s not a pun).
Honestly, I can’t recommend this book enough. If you all are looking for a fun read with excellent world-building, steamy scenes, and hilarious cock…atrice moments, pick this one up today!
*I received a free copy of this book which I voluntarily chose to write an honest review for.
I am in love with this series!! Each book may be a stand alone but the shared world makes them work so very well together. This one is written by two new to me authors but they hit this bad boy out of the park to say the very least. Sinclair is a total hoot with her pop rocks and crazy attitude. She really brings this book to life with her large personality that makes you fall in love with her quirky self. Rook goes well with her even it does take time for you to get to really like him and that surprise twist towards the end was just awesome. A total must read!! I totally loved it so I give it 5/5 stars.
This duo of authors know how to write original, funny and steamy stories that will get you hooked. This book was a great read although not my favorite of all the books written by them. Yes it gets a bit silly at times but overall still entertained me greatly.
OMG!! I Floved THIS BOOK! Asher and Kennedy are amazing together!!! Conveniently Convicted is hilarious and steamy! A great read to get lost in! It’s also a part of the Paranormal Prison Romance series. This book is about Sinclair and the extravagantly comical lengths she has gone to in order to avoid being sold off to Alpha Bowen. Get ready because Sinclair will give you a stomach ache from laughing so hard! She is my favorite kind of character, quirky! From beginning to end your completely immersed in her world and it’s full the most beautiful colors! So many awesome pieces throughout this book, I know I will never eat pop rocks without thinking of Sinclair! There is no way to explain her, she definitely needs to come with a warning label! There is never a dull moment in this lighthearted read. Conveniently Convicted is one of those books you fall in love with and it stays happily embedded in your heart! I more than loved it! I can’t wait to see what this author duo will have for us next! I received an ARC in exchange for an honest review.
Fresh new mythological creators I’ve never heard of, great characters, and hilarious situations make this one of my new favs. Shifter Sinclair Denali is desperate to avoid being sold off by her mother to the big bad Alpha Bowen. Stealing an ice cream truck and setting off a glitter bomb is enough to get her locked away in jail where she should be safe. Until people keep trying to break her out and she has to up her game. Getting sent off to Nightmare Penitentiary should have meant she was completely out of his reach but even there she has to fight to stay behind bars when everybody else is trying to get out of them. Finding an ally in one of the prison guards is just what she needs, if he wasn’t keeping some really big secrets.
As you may know my reviews are not the best…but I am doing them for my Author’s Another GREAT book from Raven Kennedy and Ivy Asher!! They can just do no wrong really..lol the one liners were on par , and the story was a great time!!
I highly recommend this book!!
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I LOVE Sinclair! What a great character. She is such a fun, carefree character that you want to read about. Even though she is in prison she has such a great personality and outlook that you want to be her best friend every day.
But there is a reason for everything and that includes Sinclair being in this prison. This is a story about hiding, redemption, fighting for what you want, and finding help when needed. Although there is a love story in this book, it doesn’t overcloud the real story. Which makes this a wonderful book.
Conveniently Convenient by Ivy Asher and Raven Kennedy is part of the Paranormal Prison Series, a series written by various authors.
This book is a full length, stand-alone, beautifully thought out, beautifully told and excellent written. The narration is great and the storyline had me from chapter one, hook, line and sinker.
Meet Sinclair. She’s a shifter and prefers prison to be mated with a partner her parents choose for her. But like often, karma has a way to say ha.
One of the wards catches her interest.
Conveniently Convenient is a witty and fun read, highly entertaining, with a heroine I easily connected with. I loved her quirkiness, her wit and her determination. There isn’t much she’s afraid of and I simply couldn’t get enough of her story. A great read, 5 stars.
This was my first book by Ivy Asher and Raven Kennedy, and I absolutely loved it! It’s a prison romance between a pair of cockatrices – a spunky prisoner and a dirty talking, sexy prison guard. The fun characters, the humor, and the sexy times all come together to make this book a must read. The fact that the characters are cockatrices is a huge part of the fun – as their feathers and tails react to their chemistry before their brains do. It also takes place in a larger, multiple author, world of prison romance, and I am really enjoying the small moments of crossover in the stories!
Conveniently Convicted was hilarious and steamy and I was engrossed from start to finish. The story was well written with great details and excellent world building. The main characters were cockatrices which was actually new to me so it was interesting reading about these mystical creatures.
Sinclair was fun and witty and a bit over the top yet she had me laughing throughout this story and Rook will have you swooning with every scene he’s in. You will love these two characters and will be rooting for them throughout the story. This novel was interesting and the twist will shock you but you will enjoy every moment of it. I would highly recommend this novel to all lovers of paranormal shifter romance.
What else could you do to get out of an arranged marriage except getting yourself tossed in prison 🙂 Or at least that is Sinclair’s plan. I love her fierce sass. She has such a quirky, fun way at looking at things. At Nightmare Penitentiary she meets Rook, a guard, who is hot. I loved seeing their relationship develop, even when Rook had to make some hard choices. This is a standalone, but I really hope we get to revisit these characters — maybe through Zen’s story 🙂
Conveniently Convicted is EVERYTHING! Seriously, this book was so freaking good!! Asher and Kennedy are an incredibly witty and dynamic writing duo. They are what co-writing dreams are made of! I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard while reading a book. Yes, laughed. While this book is set in the Paranormal Prison universe and takes place in Nightmare Penitentiary it is also a fantastic comedy. Sinclair is a wonderful character full of wit and snark. Rook is pretty great too. I can’t say enough great things about this book so I’ll just leave you with a very strong recommendation to read it!
Prison never looked so good
What do you get when Raven Kennedy and Ivy Asher combine forces to write a book? Comedy gold! Steam off the charts and always a unique story!
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Overall rating: 5 I love the 90s hits too! Stars!
Kindle unlimited: yes
Standalone: yes
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This book had it all and more! Where this dynamic duo comes up with their ideas, I will never know but they are the best!!!
What do you do when your parents have given you to the big bad Alpha Bowen? Why go to prison to avoid the arranged marriage, or at least that’s what Sinclair plans on doing!
The prosecutor clears his throat. “Sentencing case 11764: The Supernatural People against Sinclair Denali, a female xxxxxxxx shifter who has been convicted of: Breaking and Entering, Grand Theft Auto, Indecent Exposure, Disturbing the Peace, Public Endangerment, Reckless Driving, Evading Arrest, Assault, Assault with a Deadly Weapon—”
Yep, what could go wrong? Absolutely everything! Let the fun begin! Rook and Sinclair are awesome! The interactions had be laughing, they were steamy, and full of surprises! Comedy gold I tell you! Comedy gold! I didn’t want this book to end! This story has twists, turns, comedy, sexy times, colors, yep all the pretty colors! This book had it all for me! I loved the characters, the story, and just how damn original this really was!
Don’t wait, grab this book and start reading! You won’t regret anything except googling the song “Chain Hang Low” by Jibb, don’t do it!!! That song will be stuck in your head for days!!! I love this series and can’t wait for the next book to be released!