A NEW SINGLE DAD ROMCOM FROM THE AUTHOR OF LET’S GET TEXTUAL…“Hi Monty. Wanna see my python?” That’s how I ended up in the bathroom of some dive bar with a stranger.Me, Monty Andrews, the quintessential virgin girl next door.I was so out of my element, but there was no denying our explosive attraction, even via text.Commence Operation Bang Each Other Out of Our Systems, because that was all it … Bang Each Other Out of Our Systems, because that was all it was–unfinished business.
I had no intention of falling back into the sheets with the tattooed, muscly, dirty-in-the-best-kind-of-way single dad over and over again…but I did.
Everything was going great–until we discovered I was his son’s teacher.
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Filled with exuberant humor, Teagan Hunter kept the laughs rolling in Can’t Text This!
Written mostly in instant message form, you’ll find yourself captivated by the conversations. Every text I read only excited me more! I felt as if my bestfriend had left her unlocked phone unattended and I got into her very private messages!!
Robert and Montana are total opposites in everything. She’s reserved, a turtle in a shell with a high appreciation for her stupid, sexy grandma clothes. Robbie’s words, not mine! While Robbie is jaunty and brazen with a very playful spirit… And tattooed with a magic daddy weiner, again not my words. That’s all Monty! What can I say? Robbie causes her to come out of her shell as the story progresses.
What started out as a light, no strings attached relationship soon turns fluffy and heavy, and into a girlfriend, no take backs type relationship. With little to no drama besides the obvious that’s revealed in the blurb—Monty being Robbie’s son, Xavier’s teacher—Teagan Hunter delivered a steady flowing standalone novel focused on the development of her characters’ relationship with a quick resolution when the story hits it’s foreshadowed crescendo.
Quickwitted and filled with so many comical characters, Can’t Text This was highly entertaining and the perfect romantic comedy to get lost in!
Oh My Cats! First there were baby goats and now there’s cute bunnies involved . I must say Robbie was definitely my favorite, especially his weiner .
What a wonderful book this was. I’m feeling so giddy right now. The perfect romcom with a bit of angst and animal lovin’ overload. Seriously, Monty and Robbie were just so opposite, but it was too perfect! I couldn’t get enough .
Can’t Text This was witty, and sassy, and too sexy for words. I want my own Robbie Cross. Thank you, Teagan!!
“Hi Monty. Wanna see my python?”
That’s how Monty Andrews met Robbie. Monty is your girl next door sweet virgin. She is a school teacher. So imagine how she was so out of her depth the night she met sexy tattooed bad boy Robbie. A hot make out session in the bathroom of a dirty dingy club begins the story of how Robbie and Monty set off on a mission of bang and get it out their systems goal. Will it work? Well you will have to just read to find out.
Monty: You’re probably just laughing your bum off over there…
Python: Bum? You don’t even cuss in text?
Monty: *blushes* Erm, no.
Python: Is it weird that I find that hot?
I want to start off saying that Teagan Hunter is a phenomenal rom-com author. Her books will have you in stitches. They are fun, entertaining, energetic and down right funny as hell. This is the third book in what I call the Texting Series. All three of these books cracked me up so hard. Each one full of fun-loving characters. Each book with its own humorous charm that you are sure to love.
This book was down right hilarious. I laughed so hard, people were staring. 😉 You just can’t help yourself. I swear. After Zach’s story I was impatiently waiting for Robbie’s. And let me tell you Ms. Hunter delivered. She was spot on with Robbie and his son, Xavier. Oh my goodness, Robbie’s little boy is soooooo cute and funny. His sarcasm can give Robbie and Zach a run for their money. That boy!
“Is Uncle Zach dying?” Xavie calls out from the living room.
“We hope so! I think I’m in his will.”
“Yay, money!”
Overall this book is outstanding. it is fun and entertaining. The characters are lovable and fun. These books are hot and sexy, but fun and sweet at the same time. Loads of fun with this gang are sure to leave you on the floor laughing. If you love a good dose of sarcastic fun, then these books are perfect for you!
Teagan just knows how to write stories that make you laugh so hard! LOVED this book so hard. Robbie and Monty are perfect together.
I can’t believe this is the first book I’ve read by Teagan Hunter. I floved this book from page one. My only problem was finding time to read, it is definitely a book I would devour in one go if I had the time. Ms. Hunter’s text banter is amazingly funny, as is her hero, Robbie. Poor Monty, she puts her foot in her mouth unintentionally more often than not, which adds to the humor.
While the trope might be written often—the quintessential good girl meets tall, dark, and handsome with a bad boy vibe and dirty mouth—Ms. Hunter’s plot twists make this one of my favorite reads this year. It’s been awhile since a book made me laugh and almost spit a drink. Sex scenes? Off the charts and HOT. The writing is crisp, the characters well-defined and so likable I wish they were real life friends. The pacing moves the story along nicely and the resulting HEA is more than satisfying.
I love a book where two unlikely people meet and are each other’s forevers. I lived it so I know it happens, it’s nice to see that validation in a great read. No book report here. The blurb says it all. Grab this book and be somewhere (not work because people want to know why you are near tears
trying not to laugh out loud. Trust me on that) to read where you can truly enjoy Robbie and Monty’s journey.
O.M.C (you’ll get it when you read the book) I devoured this book in less than 24 hours!!! I was so wrapped up in Robbie and Monty’s story, I just had to know what would happen next. Plus, I really wanted more of Robbie’s dirty mouth 😉
Is it possible that Robbie has taken Zach’s place as my number 1 new love?!?! I’m not sure how I feel about knocking Zach out of my #1 spot but I don’t want Robbie to be pushed to the #2 position! So, for the sake of my sanity, I’m calling this a tie!!!! It’s the only logical solution.
Monty and Robbie are the complete opposites in every way but somehow, they work! I loved seeing her demure, soft-spoken side in contrast to Robbie’s dirty mouth, tattooed side. Monty has her moments of letting loose and I loved seeing that Robbie’s love and adoration for her allows her the freedom to do that.
Robbie, Robbie, Robbie. Seriously, Teagan Hunter knows how to write one helluva swoon-worthy male character! From his tattoos, to his dirty mouth, to his interaction with his son, to his sense of humor….pretty sure Robbie is the perfect male character.
The Texting books, which can be read as standalones, are NOT to be missed! Add them to your TBR but make sure you read them now! These books are TRUE RomComs with all the steamy and swoony goodness to make you want to read them over and over again!!
Can’t Text This is one of my favorite books of the year!
*If you haven’t read any of the other books in this series stop reading this review and read them now. You need them in your life.*
If you know me you know that I am a HUGE fan of this series. I fell for Zach in book 1. Delia’s and his story captivated me. Caleb won my heart in book 2. Him and Zoe’s story had me swooning. Now book 3 we have Robbie’s story and I am sorry Zach but Robbie stole me. This book is now my favorite in the series. Robbie is Zach’s now ex roommate. They are still best friends. He is a single dad who meets Monty in a bar. She is the good girl who follow the rules. So going into the bathroom for a hot make out session with sexy tattooed Robbie is out of her comfort zone. That’s why she does it. She wants to prove she is her own person and not someone controlled by her family. What starts out as no strings turns into more. Complications come to play and they have to decide if breaking all the rules is worth it.
I loved these characters so much. Robbie has the looks of a bad boy but really he is a sweetheart. Monty has been controlled her whole life and is ready to rebel a little. Their chemistry was amazing. And their banter, oh my god, I was laughing so hard. I finished this book in one day. I couldn’t put it down! Trust me. You need Robbie’s story in your life. And fans of the series there are appearances from our old favorites. I loved every minute of this book!
OMG, I can’t even with this book. I don’t think I could love this story any harder!
Out of the three ‘Text’ books Ms. Hunter has written, this is by far my favorite. I’m an absolute sucker for the bad boy with a big heart and that is exactly what Robbie is. For those that don’t know, Robbie is Zach’s best friend and a single father of an adorable little boy, Xavier. If you’ve read the first two books, you know that he’s sort of a player, sleeps around a lot, never really one to settle down. Then he meets Monty, a shy, girl-next-door type that he just can’t seem to get out of his head. The two of them have a hot, passionate moment in a bar bathroom, and from then on, he’s hooked.
This story is about both of these characters stepping out of their shells and discovering what could be between them. They can’t seem to stop talking to one another, nor can they seem to stay away from each other. Sparks fly whenever they get together and it’s like a drug to them both. However, things get more complicated when they discover that Monty is actually Xavier’s teacher and they are forced to decide if what they have is worth the risk.
I got so many looks from my children as well as my husband because I was laughing so hard throughout this book. I even found myself crying. Ms. Hunter has a way with making you feel and making you laugh until you nearly pee your pants. She is by far one of my favorite authors and this is one of my favorite series (though each of them could be read as a standalone). I used to be #TeamCaleb but now I am definitely #TeamRobbie!
If I could give this book more than 5 stars, I totally would because it definitely deserves it.
Can’t Text This by Teagan Hunter was the over-the-top humor and fun just like I was hoping. Teagan Hunter’s quick wit and off the charts humor got me at least every few pages! Every book I’ve read or listened to by Ms. Hunter has literally made me hoot out loud with laughter! I just can’t say enough good things about these “text” books. You don’t have to have read one to read the others but I’d recommend reading or listening to every single one!! Hunter has found her perfect stride in romantic comedies!! That’s it! I’m not specifically going into the storyline, characters or plot… every single little bit was amazing!! I laughed, I swooned, I loved, I laughed! This is the perfect mix of romance and humor! You will NOT go wrong picking this book up! Whatcha waiting on?! Grab it now!!
I received an ARC of this book with the hope that I would leave an Unbiased Opinion. I was not required to leave a review, positive or otherwise, and my opinions are just that… my opinions.
5 Stars
I loved this story!!! Laughed so much.
Robbie is a single dad, he loves his son but can’t see himself ever settling down with someone.
Monty is a very reserved person she never goes out of her comfort zone and has been burned in the past. So, when she moves in with her twin sister she vows to try and live a little.
Robbie and Monty meet one night at a bar and Monty decides to try living, they end up in the bathroom of the bar and things get heated, but she bails before they can go too far, but not without leaving her number for him.
Then starts the texting, the messages back and forth with these two are hilarious and hot! When Robbie can’t stop thinking about Monty he decides to pursue her, but when something happens that neither of them expect will they make it through and get the ending they both want and deserve?
OH HOT DADDY! THIS IS ONE WICKEDLY FUNNY, SEXY, SMART ROM-COM FROM TEAGAN HUNTER THAT WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING SO HARD IT WILL LEAVE YOU ACHING!
Teagan Hunter did a STUNNING job with her latest book. It is outrageously witty, fabulously fun and hilariously funny! I freaking loved loooved LOOOOOOOOOOOOVED this book! I had a fantastic time reading Can’t Text This. I never laughed harder and oh boy, it was ridiculously sexy too which just added some extra spice to this romantic comedy that was very much pleasing to me. You can’t beat the kind of rom-com that Miss Hunter writes…you just can’t! What a TREAT!
Can’t Text This gets a SWOONY SEXY, AND HILARIOUS FIVE BIG BOLD SPARKLING STARS!
This was another great addition to this series. I’m so glad that Robbie got his HEA. His smart wit, sexy charm, and great personality had him being on of my favorite characters in this series. Monty was his perfect match even though they were opposites in almost every way. They just clicked from the start. Add in funny as H humor, get sexual tension, fans of this series are in for a huge treat. My biggest let down was not getting to see Zach and Delia meet Monty. I think it would have been a great addition to the overall story considering how much the subject of Monty and Zach netting was brought up. I was glad we got to see Zach and also Zoe a few times through the book. 4 stars #2OCCJD
I loved all three books in this series! The texting format was very enjoyable and fun to read. Lots of lol and steamy moments!
I was so excited to be able to get a ARC of this AMAZING book. Teagan Hunter is fairly new to me. I had her other books added to my everlasting TBR list on Goodreads for a while now, never got a chance to actually read them until Can’t Text This.
I absolutely love a good rom-com and this was it. This immediately went to my top books read in 2018. I loved the characters in the book. I loved the context and the fluid writing. Every time Monty and Robbie got into their text conversations I would laugh out loud. Monty is a complete dork and I totally fell in love with her. I character I could see being a friend in real life. Robbie god lord that man. If he wasn’t a fictional character I would totally wanna bang him to.
*arc provided in exchange for my honest review*
Montana Andrews left home and moved across the country after she found her fiance cheating on her. She’s the quiet and reserved type . . .except when a tattooed and hot as sin guy asks her if she wants to see his python while at a dive bar.
While she may be out of her element, she can’t help but to leave him with her phone number after she runs out on their one night stand . . .after all, their chemistry is explosive.
Robbie Cross doesn’t do relationships. His main priority is his son. But, a little fun can’t hurt, right? He’s a bit obsessed with the girl who left him wanting in the bathroom of a dive bar even though she isn’t his type. Hooking up with no strings attached sounds like a good idea, right? But, what happens when one night isn’t enough and when you learn that the hot girl you want a relationship with just happens to be your son’s first grade teacher?
Can’t Text This was simply fabulous and embodied everything I love about Teagan Hunter’s writing! This opposites attract couple burns so very hot, yet develop an amazing friendship via the flirty text messages they begin exchanging after their almost hook-up. I adored watching the always cautious and goody two shoes Monty let go and enjoy life. I loved watching Robbie, the confirmed bachelor who doesn’t do serious fall hard for Monty even more!
Both of these characters are gun shy for very different reasons, so watching them dance around each other and flirt was really fun. From the very start, their relationship just feels easy in the best of ways – they simply fit. And, the banter and texts are laugh out loud funny, adding to the charm of this rom com. Of course, there is enough drama to keep things interesting and to make these characters fight for their happy ever after.
Can’t Text This was a hilarious fun and flirty book that just makes you feel good while reading. Don’t let this one pass you by. 5 stars!
This is one of those books that has it all; Courtship and friendship, humor and heart, romance and sexy times, crabs, goats, a really soft bunny and successful co-parenting. It’s the perfect combination of all things that make a story great, including a fun/honest bromance.
This book is told in “real time” mainly through texts between the MCs. Monty and Robbie aka Python have great chemistry and their characters are well developed. The story flows naturally from beginning to end.
I read this in one sitting and enjoyed it from beginning to end. I absolutely recommend this book and this author.
I’ll start this review by saying I’M SORRY…I’m so so sorry this is my first Teagan Hunter book. I’ve read some funny books in the past few years but I think this one might be the funniest of them all.
I loved every single word of it. The banter via text and in person was so good I was was LOLing so hard. I loved how their relationship progressed from the first meeting to falling head over heels in love with each other. Robbie and Monty are match made in heaven. His dirty mouth vs her goody two-shoe personality is what great books are made off and this is one is a GREAT book !
I highly recommend this book – easy 5* read!
***Review copy requested and reviewed on behalf of OMGReads Blog ***
I immediately fell in love with the characters! Opposites attract at its finest. Charming, sexy and hilarious. It’s Rom-com gold.
Show me the MONTY!!
This was such a fun read that I needed and Teagan Hunter delivered! The writing was superb and so clever! I loved getting to see the dynamic between Monty and Robbie as they went from enemies to somewhat cohorts to lovers was great! I will be reading the rest of these ASAP! I need some more belly laughs in my reading life!
Rom-com gold!! I adored this super cute and funny story!
It’s my first Teagan Hunter read, but definitely will not be my last. I’ve already grabbed the previous books in the series. Monty and her Python are a HIT!
This opposites attract/forbidden romance is fun and flirty romance that features a hot AF single father who actually succeeds in picking up a date using a one-liner. The story is witty, flirty, and laugh out loud funny!! The format is unlike anything I’ve ever read and I LOVED it! The texts are imaginative, we’re well thought out, and entertaining as all get out!
Very well done! I can’t wait to read the previous books!