Welcome to Mighty Minions Resort.Jimmy’s personal hell.All Jimmy wants is a booster shot of DNA scrambler so he never has to find his one-true soul mate. But life rarely goes the way you plan it.After dropping Xyla off on Blue Sand Beach for a little vacay with her sexbot girlfriends the Big Dicker has to make an emergency landing on the demon-themed Mighty Minions Resort. Picture hordes of … Resort. Picture hordes of exasperated parents, sticky, crying kids, and a park AI that seems determined to suck every credit out of his Harem Station bank account.
The only good thing about Mighty Minions from Jimmy’s perspective–it’s not the place you meet your soul mate.
Until outlaw Cygnian princess, Delphi, shows up and shatters all his best-laid plans.
But Delphi isn’t there to fall in love with Jimmy.
She’s there to kidnap him and take him back to her boss, the Loathsome One.
Big Dicker is a full-length, romp-y, Sci-Fi Alien Romance that features hot, soul-mate sex on a family-friendly resort, a sentient ship with a strip poker problem, three drunk-outlaw sexbots on vacay, a crazy, but misunderstood, dragonbee bot, and an evil villainess who has big plans for Jimmy’s sperm.
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Hilarious, action packed, “Love Always Wins” fun…
Who knew getting stuck at an evil disneyland could be such a hoot. Delphi may have come into Jimmy’s life through deception but they prove nothing is set in stone in this “world”. The sentient ships Dicker and Queenie, as well as the bots are characters themselves and a part of the family. This sci-fi experience is all enveloping, every detail so well thought out. And while our intrepid couple has to fight for their HEA, sigh, we still have an overarching mystery we’re trying to piece together. And I’ve got so many questions. Bring on the next book!
Wow, this world keeps on building and building. I’m truly loving this genre change Julie is writing and from the past few books I have been reading. Things have started to get twisted with the main plot, so I can’t wait to see how it all turns out. I loved how this one was also unpredictable and keeps me guessing.
Definitely read the series in order.
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It’s been so long since I read the last book, I forgot how totally awesome this series is!
I remembered liking the first two Harem Station books I had read (Booty Hunter and Star Crossed), and thinking they were surprisingly much better than I originally thought they would be. Of course I thought they would be pretty smutty and funny being that they centered around alien races where the males were Akeelians which means that genetically they have purple eyes and not one, but two magnificently long, marvelously thick, exceptionally big …. Well you know what I mean.
The women are Cygnian Princesses and because their race was dying out the Princess were genetically altered to find the one Akeelian that they are able to mate with. They light up all pink or silver when they have the big O. But when they find “the one” the they pretty much light up like the sun at first touch and the urge to be together is like a biological imperative.
So with a premise like this you would think these books would be nothing but dirty jokes and steamy scenes one after another. Don’t get me wrong, there are some pretty hilarious jokes about the various alien physiology, but the the storylines are more about the romance than the intimate scenes and there are also separate storylines about other things, such as what is going on in their worlds, such as this breeding program that involves the Akeelian males and Cygnian Princesses.
There is also separate storylines about Harem Station where Jimmy and his brothers (really just several good friends) are from. They escaped to Harem Station years ago from their own planet when the oldest of them named Crux was involved in a breeding ceremony. There was a sentient AI on Harem Station named ALCOR that allowed the teens to live there and they ended up starting a thriving outlaw community. Now they are all wealthy.
Jimmy frees sentient bots and brings them to Harem station to live as free “people”. They also allow sentient ships to come through the gates and be free at Harem Station. Jimmy’s ship Big Dicker is one of those ships. Jimmy’s mother died when he was very young and he named it after a constellation in her galaxy he remembers her telling him about.
“The name of the constellation. It’s not Big Dicker, you idiot.” She laughs.
“I mean, it was kinda cute when you were a three-year-old. But hearing you say it as a grown-ass man… well, that’s just stupid.”
“What the fuck are you talking about?”
“It’s the Big Dipper, you oaf. Not Dicker.”
Jimmy ends up having to land his ship on a vacation planet for families after Big Dicker gets a virus and that is about the worst possible place he can think of because it is a place filled with kids and he hates kids. He ends up meeting a Cygnian Princess named Delphi who he thinks is his one. She is in trouble and has a bunch of secrets and there is a ton of action from then on. I completely loved the book and want to read the next book right away.
I love this series so much! If you’d asked me a few months ago if sci-fi romance was my thing, I would have said no. But when JA Huss announced her new pen name and gave the series blurb, I said why not… There’s no turning back for me now, I’m hooked!
The humor that is infused in this story is wonderful, the action is epic, and the passion is panty melting. This series just keeps getting better and better!
Brilliant Sci-Fi Adventure, Quite the theme park Experience too!!
While the situation may be life and death – we are also treated to quite the humorous version of a theme park run by vindictive AI. Jimmy is shielding his DNA, to prevent being matched with his soulmate. Another must kidnap him to save their sibling. Ships with gambling problems, and a naming misunderstanding all combine into a sizzling, fast-paced romp which highly entertains!!
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I just loved Big Dicker!! What an amazing read. These books must be read in order to understand the full meaning of the story. This is Jimmy and Delphi’s story.
I have to say as a parent that Mighty Minion Resort reminds me scarily of Disney World. They just put a vacuum in your pocket and all your money is gone.
Jimmy has left Xyla on a Blue Sands Beach for a reunion with her other sexbot friends. Big Dicker gets a virus and is forced to emergency land at Mighty Minion Resort. Where he meets Princess Delphi that has her own agenda for Jimmy. Though I think the resort has it’s own agenda for Jimmy as well.
We get to find out Jimmy’s last name and more about his past. Things he can’t remember. Things that I think will show up in the upcoming books. Or at least I hope they do.
I don’t want to say a lot as I don’t want to give away spoilers, but we have kidnapping ships, an evil queen, hot sex scenes, laughable moments, edge of your seat of what is going to happen next and others that will just break your heart.
In true Huss fashion, there are so many more twist and turns to come. Each book gives you a peek at what is to come next. I think when this series is over we are all going to be like what just happened and how awesome was that.
Big Dicker (Harem Station book 3) is packed full of fun, action, and romance. This book is about Jimmy who is one of the outlaw brothers and he just happens to have a name that’s the hardest to pronounce! Jimmy. Say it slowly. No, it’s Jim-eeee! You have to read the book, lol. It had me in stitches.
As with the previous books, a princess is involved and most of the action takes place at the Mighty Minions Resort, a kid/family friendly kinda creepy fantasyland and like all theme parks, especially when it comes to kids cuz you know they beg for stuff until their parents cave, everything is overpriced but at this one? You have to read the book. It had me in stitches, I kid you not!
Delphi is the princess that catches Jimmy’s eye and at her side is her trusty bot, Flicka, who I adored. She’s on a quest and will stop at nothing to reach her goal which involves capturing Jimmy. (It’s pronounced Jim-eeee, lol)
So with the Mighty Minions (kinda creepy) Resort, the ‘soulmate twist’, and the battle of the spaceships this book left me worn out and heavily sated. I loved loved loved it.
Of course at the very end it’s EOBS (End of Book ‘Stuff). Now this one was so fascinating. To get a glimpse of what JAH was thinking and how she came to create these worlds in her mind, OMG. I feel like I got an inside scoop. Thanks Julie for sharing. Wow, just wow!
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I loved this book it’s so funny and each book in the series make you love it more this is Jimmy and Delphi story they land on a fun planet and it such a RIP off Jimmy spends millions Haha it so great cant waiter the next in this series
It just blows my mind that I am reading and actually loving this series.
I guess that just shows you how creative J.A. Huss/KC Cross is with her writing that she can grab your attention with anything she writes.
This is the 3rd book in this series. I highly recommend you read this series in order. The story just keeps building. As well as the characters and this whole new world she has created. This book is angsty, sexy and will have you laughing out loud. I can’t wait to what happens in book four.
The continuation of the Harem Station books does not disappoint! You could read this book as a stand alone in my opinion but I highly suggest reading the series trust me you won’t regret it! Big Dicker is hilarious and super sexy! Loved every minute of it!! I was unsure of the whole SiFi thing because it’s not what I usually read but I was pleasantly surprised by how much I loved it!! It’s everything I look for in a book and so much more!
This series is PHENOMENAL. Jimmy and Delphi are so amazing together. I love Jimmy and Delphi’s story and the twists WOW, I didn’t see that coming. JA is such a brilliant writer and I absolutely love every book and characters that she has written. This series is crazy good, I can’t wait too see what will happen next. So excited for Luck’s story next.
K.C. has introduce me into Sci-Fi romance and I can’t believe how much I am enjoying this series! It’s smoking hot, funny and has a fantastic story line that will keep you on your toes. Jimmy and Delphi are a force to be reckoned with. I can’t wait to see what happens next.
OMG…So This little gem is SO NOT What you will expect…one of her best Mindf*cks in awhile if ya ask me….but I love this kind of stuff and I also love her writing so well it goes hand in hand. And I truly want to Thank You Julie for the EOBS in Booty Hunter 10 times Over!!! Isten I will take him YES!! Gideon will come when its ready!!
SO “JIMMY” LMAO that they cant say the most normal name to me is hilarious. Big Dicker has a ton of LOL moments and then some real Creepy crazy ones of is this Biotch Cruelly or whatever her name is from all the The 101 Dalmation dogs movie because yep she is in the book…believe it you will meet her, different name same Crazy!!!
Might Minions is were this all gets to going down well that is after Jimmy drops Xyla off for her Blue Sands Beach vacation with all her sexbot girlfriends, one he knows she needs and he is heading off to get his DNA booster shot…yeah you need to read what kind of Booster he is getting! Ha!! But he has never gone off before without her, surely he can make it with Big Dicker for 10 days no doubt, right? Hmmm I dunno with his double packin BIG D’s!!!
Now Enter Delphi and her crazy ship Queenie and her uh Beebot? Lol Anyways Delphi already thinks Queenie is the meanest ship ever but anyways she is on a mission and its not to find a soul mate nope its to save her brother from a wicked Cruelly if I ever saw one…
Anyways This Is AN Awesome Follow up to Booty Hunter some really LOL moments and GREAT suspense in like all of it, Mighty Minions is so not what I expected nor do I really know exactly what all is happening in that place and its got some awesome AI’s working that place ones as good maybe even better than ALCOR Ever Was…well see about that.
Anyways great character and world building I loved seeing other places in this crazy universe. Its got lots of drama, suspense of the best kind of Mindf*cks that we know can always be brought to us via KC Kross aka JA Huss.
I Absolutely LOVED this Book, Jimmy and Delphi are well a breath of fresh air and so unexpected to what happened in the first book…the first day with these two I seriously LMAO!!!
Great job as always, Now get us MORE!!!!
Sci -Fi lovers pay attention!! This series should be the next one you check out…
Big Dicker is the third book in KC Cross’s (JA Huss) Harem Station series and it is a refreshing, wildly creative series that follow the leaders of the Harem Station as they discover the “greater plan” and their part in it. This installment reveals some more secrets but the twists make it impossible to figure out what’s going to happen next.
Jimmy is hilarious and his reaction to Delphi had me cracking up. He was so set to not find his one that he fell hard. Delphi is a woman on a mission and will go to extreme lengths to accomplish it, but nothing could prepare her for this mission. I really enjoyed their individual stories and watching their relationship develop.
I recommend that you read these book in order to get the full effect. I for one, can not wait to find out what happens next so I will be anxiously awaiting the next book!
This series is really funny, entertaining and so hot !!!
This book is just as good that the first one.
In this one you get answers to some questions but I was left with more.
I just love the brothers and Jimmy is lovable.
The ships and bots and AI are my favorite characters.
I can’t wait to know more and to discover all the secrets of Alcor.
I never imagined I would enjoy reading Sci-Fi so much! And maybe it has to do with the way that JA Huss is writing it under the pen name KC Cross! It’s no secret that she can write the hell out of the sexy times! And Jimmy and Delphi have plenty of sexy times in Big Dicker!
This time around, the action doesn’t take place on Harem Station, or even anywhere near it. Jimmy ends up having to make an emergency stop on Mighty Minions Station after his ship, Big Dicker gets a virus that requires her getting some repairs. Mighty Minions Station is like…a super juiced up, demon themed version of Disneyworld, located on a giant space station that can hold millions of people at one time, and all the employees there are reminiscent of the Stepford Wives with their creepy smiles that never go away.
Delphi is following Jimmy with a goal in mind – kidnap him and take him back to the Loathsome One who wants a very specific thing from him. Her plan takes a lot longer to accomplish than she anticipated, and as she gets to know him, she starts feeling things for him she shouldn’t feel. And Jimmy, who wants nothing to do with Cygnian princesses at all, even going to the extreme of getting his DNA scrambled up – well he starts feeling things for her too.
Alot of events happen in this installment, but the pacing was just right and as we’ve been going along in this series the storyline keeps getting more and more complex, with some questions getting answered but even more popping up. There’s alot of funny times along the way, but there’s a huge buildup towards the end that was serious and scary and had my heart racing with what was going on.
I love the way Jimmy and Delphi’s story rolled out. The way they’re drawn to each other and mostly the way they fall in love. How they fight to be together against all the odds stacked against them.
I can’t wait for the next installment to see what’s going to happen next!! Luckily these books are releasing monthly so there’s not long to wait.
Well this instalment of the Harem Station series is definitely not one to miss!
I loved Delphi and Jimmy and was routing for them the entire time they were fighting their connection to one another and then grappling to hold on to it.
Delphi is strong and feisty and courageous. She was the perfect heroine for this story and Jimmy, well, he’s an Akeelian male who gets your heart racing!
I felt so many emotions along the way whilst reading this tale. I laughed at Jimmy’s frustrations with the Mighty Minions Resort, felt utter terror at the going’s on with the Loathesome One and her breeder station and completely fell in love with all of the new bots we are introduced to, even Flicka!
KC Cross has once again found the perfect balance of intrigue, suspense and incredible characters and backstories to keep you begging for more! I literally cannot wait for the next instalment as this book….leaves us with more questions than answers and with a promise of sooooo much more to come!
This is book three in the Harem Station series, and it does not disappoint! I love Jimmy and Delphi, they are perfect together. There is so much going on in this book that it seems crazy, but, as usual, it all comes together in the end. Can’t wait for more!
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I really did not know what to expect going into Jimmy & Delphi’s book and just… wow. These books just completely pull you in. I really liked Jimmy and Delphi but I would still say Serpint and Lyra are my OTP Harem Station couple. What I would say was done extremely well in this book and really stands out is the setting. The majority of the book is set at Mighty Minions Resort, a family friendly resort out for your every coin Now stick an alpha-playboy type there and don’t let him leave and watch him lose his ever loving mind The ending had a TON of action packed plot and more villains coming to the surface. So excited to read the next brother, Luck’s book with a particularly wild princess Nyleena.
Big Dicker (Harem Station #2) is mind blowing! It’s a thrilling rollercoaster ride that’s sexy, funny, and action packed. The twists and turns are so exciting as Jimmy and Princess Delphi navigate the sinister forces in this madcap universe. It’s an absolute must read!