Morgan is just looking to have a fun spring break until her workaholic mom brings along her new boyfriend. But when she ditches the two of them she ends up lost in a swamp, ankle deep in mud, and facing down a gator the size of Godzilla.Rixen has been praying for God to send him his angel, his rightful mate who will live with him in the swamp and bear his children. When he finds the … strawberry-blonde beauty before him in danger, he doesn’t hesitate to save her. Then claim his reward.
Warning: Okay, so, um, this is amazing terrible. This is so over the top, it’s on top of over the top. This book is on the level of ridiculous that surpasses all our stunts before this. You know what happens when we team up with Jessa Kane…but this is hands down the best/worst we’ve ever done. And we’re so proud we could wrestle a gator. Spoiler: There’s a lot of animal wrestling ahead. Grab your overalls and bug spray, we’re going in the bayou.
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Oh my lord… this book. There was a warning at the beginning that it was super over the top and ridiculous. It was definitely that but also entertaining as fuck. I was dying.
Morgan is 18 and gets lost in the Florida swamps and finds herself trying to outrun a gator… but a huge 6 foot 7 beast of a man wrestles the gator and saves her. Rixen claims her as his gift..
“You’re the angel I asked for.”One hand dropped to the lap of his overalls, where he massaged a ridge of swelling flesh. “Come with me now so I can give thanks.”
Oh lordt.
So he kidnaps her back to his cabin in the bayou that’s so ridiculously amazing that it rivals a five star resort. Morgan is spouting all kinds of random shit on the way there that’s making me laugh. The way she described Rixen’s appearance…
Granted, he wasn’t attractive in the classical sense. He was filthy and his hair hadn’t been brushed since the Obama administration. But he was built like a freaking skyscraper. If he wanted to get laid, there had to be some swamp girls who’d be down to hit that, right?
Eventually she gives into the lust she feels for him and then the Daddy talk comes in. Hoooo boy.
“Do you miss having a daddy, Morgan?
Your daddy didn’t give you cock.
Would you like one who does?”
“Is this how you want Daddy to tuck you in at night?”
I’m just cracking up at this whole entire book. I’m dead.
As a plotline goes it’s pretty ridiculous but on an entertainment scale it is pretty fucking great. I mean – you have 2 police officers find Rixen rutting on Morgan in the middle of the swamp and they just stop and stare and wait for them to finish. And in the epilogue they decide to go into the little town nearby and Morgan decides to put her hands down Rixen’s overalls and grab his cock right in front of the motorcycle dudes they run into, then they proceed to start fucking around the corner. Oh and after 8 years of living in the swamp, Morgan comes full circle and finds herself face to face with another alligator- but this time she’s prepared and can jump right up on its back and slit its throat no problem. Yup.
I mean seriously – read this. I guarantee you’ll laugh at least once.
I really liked this story. I felt like it was very sweet that Morgan and Rixen connected even though they were so different. I loved how Morgan showed Rixen’s brothers that she was happy with him. This was a great read and I’m glad I gave it a chance. Definitely recommend.
These.Two.Are.Fire.
I probably mention this in a previous review but I’ll said it again: Alexa Riley and Jessa Kane are freaking amazing by themselves but when they work together? Lord help us all; I love it.
And this specific story?
Rixen is exactly the man I want to find in the swamp: huge, hot and with this mouth that can say both the filthiest and the sweetest things.
Ugh… me want.