Author: penelopebloom
He was practically a god to them, and I was nothing. They saw me as the scarred, broken girl who had run from tragedy. And he thinks he can break me. Torment me. Claim me. He says he’ll steal my heart, whether I like it or not. But my heart can only be given. And he’ll have to earn every piece of it. Fire is a funny thing. It can destroy, but those few things that survive it come out stronger. … stronger. They’re hardened. Unbreakable. I survived. I carried on, even when it felt like there was nothing to…
What comes after His Banana? Technically, that would be me.Before you assume I’m a potassium sucking harlot,Let me explain… people could create. Practically dripping with so much perfection you could choke on it. Then again, I was almost certain he was certifiably insane. Within a few minutes of meeting him, he was already posing as a nude model for my clay sculpture class in a failed attempt to expose himself to me. So when he handed me a banana, it was almost normal by comparison. And after his banana found its way into my mouth, well… I wish I could…
I’m the girl nobody sees.That is, until I move next door to Parker High’s most eligible bastard, Tristan Blackwood.He’s gorgeous. Eyes as cold as moonlight. Lips made for cruel kisses. The entire town knows it, too. Apparently being able to throw a football elevates you to god status around here.He could have anything he wanted. Anyone.But somehow, all he wanted was to torment me.Me, trapped in … all he wanted was to torment me.Me, trapped in my mom’s protective bubble: homeschooled and invisible, stuck in a wheelchair and saddled with more medical issues than I could count. Normal? I might…
First impression of Landon Collins?Questionable. Highly questionable.He needed to take me to see “The Golden Pecker”.Fortunately, it was in the basement, not his pants.Turns out my late grandfather was running a BDSM club.I know what you’re thinking. Don’t follow a stranger into the basement. More importantly, absolutely don’t follow strangers who want to show you their “golden peckers.”But I … show you their “golden peckers.”But I might have literally died of curiosity if I passed this up. Sure, there was a chance of murder, abduction, and all sorts of horror. Then again, living with the endless questions would be its…
The third novel in USA Today bestselling author Penelope Bloom’s Anyone But… series sizzles with a sexy and hilarious story about letting go of the past to chase the love of a lifetime.Seven years ago, I swore I’d never date Nick King. Ever.Now I’m supposed to work under him—and no, despite the way he glares like he wants to strip me bare, I mean he’ll be my boss. But what better way to prove I’m … boss. But what better way to prove I’m really over him, right?I was a nerdy overachiever in high school, and Nick was my hopeless…
After he cost her everything, Iris knows better than to let herself get close to wealthy Cade King. But when he asks her to help raise his newfound son, Iris may not be able to refuse… A hilarious, red-hot romantic comedy!
Gardener Nell can’t stop fantasizing about her wealthy client Harry. When she accidentally trims his topiary into a suggestive shape, she’s heralded by critics as an artistic genius — and Harry can’t help but take notice… A laugh-out-loud romantic comedy!
Seven years ago, Kira swore to her friends that she would never date Richard, a gorgeous but arrogant billionaire. But when he reappears in her life, she’ll learn that some temptations are too difficult to resist… A steamy, fun-filled romance!
With over 1,000 five-star Goodreads ratings: Violet told a little white lie to land a job working for wealthy, arrogant Peter — but things get complicated when sparks fly between them! What happens when Peter discovers his new employee has a secret daughter?
When a naughty gift Lilith ordered is accidentally delivered to her new neighbor’s mailbox, the innocent mix-up will spark an undeniable attraction! Steamy romance with over 1,400 five-star ratings on Goodreads.