Author: jbtrepagnier
I wake up surrounded by death and my memories are gone. A man in a beige hazmat suit reaches his hand through the carnage. “Come with me if you want to live.” I know I’m supposed to know that from somewhere, but I don’t. I know the world outside me is not right. People either die or they are Rage Heads. Somehow, a virus got out that has turned people into red eyed freaks who eat flesh. They are … eyed freaks who eat flesh. They are fast, their flesh is rotting off their bodies and they have one goal—kill.…
What the Fae? I’ve made a to-do list in prison. Get my missing memories back, and find out precisely what Magnus Rathmore did to me. Kill Magnus Rathmore. Break out of Scorchwood Supernatural Penitentiary. Find out what the Fae are up to and bring those bitches down. Kill anyone who stops me from completing my list. I’ve made allies in prison. I know the truth about my fire dragon, Fergus. All … dragon, Fergus. All of us have been wronged in whatever this plot was that they’ve framed me for. I haven’t forgiven Rathmore for what he did to Roman.…
My clients at my vet clinic have always called me an animal whisperer. I’ve never questioned it. Until I started hearing monsters too.A man came in right at closing with a sick dog. The dog told me why he was sick and I was able to treat him. I had no idea his owner would kidnap me. I had no idea his owner had an entire dungeon of monsters he wanted me to treat. I’ve met a minotaur, a mysterious … treat. I’ve met a minotaur, a mysterious kraken, a phoenix, and this really massive spider.I can hear them too.…
Scorchwood Supernatural Penitentiary is Hell. Literally, it’s in Hell.Of all the things to end up in jail for, embezzling wasn’t what I thought would bring me down. I’ve got a pretty healthy arson and murder hobby on my down time. White collar crimes never go to Scorchwood. I should have been given a fee and probation at most. Something is going on. My cell mate, Skoll is an Alpha wolf in for … cell mate, Skoll is an Alpha wolf in for manslaughter. He wants me to meet Roman, a vampire and Amduscias, demon who is really shifty about what…
I’m used to demons and voodoo. What I was not prepared for was my life turning into a fairytale, complete with the Wicked Step Mother.My awful step mother is the Voodoo Queen of New Orleans. She’s always hated me for being a Succubus. It just got a hundred times worse after my father died mysteriously. I inherited the family company, but I can’t remove her as VP because she’s made the entire … VP because she’s made the entire board into her zombies. After another board meeting goes her way instead of mine, I decide to blow off a little…
Four hot mall Santas save the day.Christmas used to be my favorite holiday. Until last year. Last year, I was supposed to get married in Vegas at the stroke of midnight on Christmas day. I had the perfect wedding planned. If only I’d picked the perfect fiancé. I caught him in our bed with some blonde two days before the wedding and now I’ve turned into Scrooge.Everyone is used to my epic … Scrooge.Everyone is used to my epic Christmas cards, but I can’t come up with an appropriate theme this year. We have one of the biggest malls in…
I’d like to say there’s no place like home, but I don’t recognize Oz anymore.Emerald City Academy has become pointless. Daxar is missing and Glenda disappeared when we started questioning her as to his whereabouts. Galen is avoiding me, probably because it’s about high time he tells me about his parents. Professor Ixius has taken over as headmaster and my training, but he can’t seem to stay sober … he can’t seem to stay sober and he doesn’t know the first thing on how to teach me.Things go into a whirlwind when Galen finally drops the bomb about his parents.…
We’ve rid Oz of two outsider murderers. Glinda is next.First, the Oz just had to go vote in some yahoo who crashed here in a flying balloon. He turned Oz against the Sentinels and everyone started calling us witches. There were always four Sentinels protecting Oz—North, South, East, and West. I swear, everyone where that Wizard comes from must be an utter sociopath because the next person who … sociopath because the next person who ended up in Oz dropped a house on my aunt and murdered my mother. She stole my aunt’s silver slippers right off her corpse like…
If I click my heels together three times and wish hard enough, can I save Hell?Hell is so not like what they tell you about when they are trying to scare you. It’s actually kind of nice when you aren’t there to take on an insane Prince of Hell. I’ve got allies. I’ve managed to get most of the supernatural groups working together. Lilith and I open a Hellmouth to an area of Hell called the Sacred … to an area of Hell called the Sacred Forest and I lose all ability to even when I see who all lives…
New enemies, new allies.I survived my first year at Fortuna Academy. Lucifer met my mates and it wasn’t totally mortifying. I met Azriel’s mom and she’s not that bad. We’re all back at school and we have a mission—find that prophecy and figure out who tried to poison Keane. Everyone in our group has a least favorite Hellhound they suspect of doing the deed, but really, we have nothing.That is, … really, we have nothing.That is, until Lilith comes through with information from school records. Both Hellhounds that have been harassing me have secrets, but this one ties back to…