Author: galensurlakramsey
Dear Little Miss Doppelganger,I know you think you’re clever, stealing my life and my best friend.And you might’ve succeeded if I’d died after you marooned me.But guess what? I found a way off this godforsaken world, and now I’m coming for you.There’s no where or when I can’t reach. So, if you value your existence, I suggest you leave my ship, friends, and family alone this instant. I promise if … ship, friends, and family alone this instant. I promise if you do, that’ll be the end of it.I’d rather be plotting my next dig while sipping root beer anyway.But…
Know what’s great about a little black dress?I can really rock it when it’s time for some R&R.Know what’s not so great about it?It’s a pretty crappy outfit when Armageddon comes and your holiday goes belly up.Which is exactly what just happened to me.So now instead of sipping mimosas and playing with exotic wildlife, I’m trying to survive a cataclysm of biblical proportions.But hey, at least … cataclysm of biblical proportions.But hey, at least I’m getting my cardio in for the year.And if somehow I can find Yet Another Wormhole™ and warp my butt back to Mars, I’ll have one…
BEING IMMORTAL IS GREAT.Except when you’re an outcast.Then it sucks.It really, really sucks.(Really).Euryale, sister of Medusa, longs to be accepted, but no matter what she does, all she gets is more of the same: heroes who want to kill her; strangers who want to manipulate her; and gods who want to torment her.But there’s only so much a gorgon can take.So when Euryale finally snaps and seeks … gorgon can take.So when Euryale finally snaps and seeks vengeance, she discovers an ancient being who offers her a way to bring all of her enemies to their knees—if she’s willing to…
Time travel is messy.And I don’t mean morning hair after prom, messy.I mean flushing dynamite down the toilet, messy.Long story short:Ship, trashed.Food stores, gone.Ravenous monsters, everywhere.Worst of all, I have to listen to my best bud and his new harem of space cats constantly “repopulate” their species. I swear to god, if I don’t find some ear plugs soon, I’m going stick my head in a warp … ear plugs soon, I’m going stick my head in a warp coil.The silver lining to our predicament is that the abandoned facility we found has some sweet tech we might be able…
When artifact hunter Dakota Adams steals a doomsday device, she finds herself running for her life in a galaxy teeming with danger! “The edge-of-your-seat action keeps readers engaged. This is a strong debut that launches a promising series” (Publishers Weekly).
THE GODS ARE FUNNY.Except when you piss them off.Then they suck.They really, really suck.(Really). Alexander Weiss discovers this tidbit when he inadvertently insults Athena, Goddess of Wisdom, and she casts him away on a forgotten isle filled with statues.Being marooned is bad enough, but the fact that the island is also the home of Euryale, elder sister to Medusa, makes the situation a touch … of Euryale, elder sister to Medusa, makes the situation a touch worse. The only thing keeping Alex from being petrified is the fact that Euryale has taken a liking to the blundering mortal.For now.What follows…