Author: ellehume

I’M LIZETTE CLARY, also known as legendary Internet meme Epic Fail Girl. And for the last three months, I’ve been Jason Moon’s pet project. Yes, that Jason Moon. The one with the Pulitzer. He’s spending six months training me to become a worthy New Media Editor at RMG, and I’ve never been so happy being told everything I do is wrong.Truthfully, I’m more than a little bit into Jason, and the … Jason, and the feeling is mutual. Our arrangement’s more personal than professional. But he won’t work with me if I don’t follow his rules: No kissing, no sex,…

I’M LIZETTE CLARY, copywriter by day and Epic Fail Girl by night. I’m an internet meme so notorious that I made a brand out of being human wreckage. Now I’m up for a promotion to New Media Editor at my real job, but there’s a catch: I have to compete with some guy named Jason Moon, a Pulitzer-winning photojournalist taller and more gorgeous than any man I’ve swiped right on.Jason says he doesn’t … he doesn’t want to the New Media Editor job, but a project that inspires him. And right now, he seems inspired to help me stop being…