Author: charlottewest

Feminist and all around world’s greatest best friend, Lily Philips-Thomas has a rule for everything. Rule OneNo matter how many proposals you receive (seventeen to be exact) don’t ever get married. Marriage is a tool of the patriarchy.Rule Two Speaking of the patriarchy, don’t fall in love with an alpha a-hole rock star that believes the sun rises and sets with him. This will only lead to … him. This will only lead to heartache. Rule ThreeLet’s say the alpha a-hole does break your heart. Do not ever forgive him. God could be a woman, but the devil is most…

Down-on-her-luck teacher, Daisy Clemmens, is about to learn some hard lessons. (Not like that, you perv.)Lesson OneNo matter how broke you are, never agree to a job that includes a rabid eight-year-old, requires a tetanus shot or where your boss is a sexy (and cranky) rock ‘n’ roll god.Lesson TwoDo not, do not start to have tender, gooey feelings for the sexy commitment-phobe rock ‘n’ roll god. … commitment-phobe rock ‘n’ roll god. You’ll only get hurt.Lesson ThreeOkay so you’ve slept with the sexy rock ‘n’ roll god. But it’s not too late. Just whatever you do, don’t fall in…