The road to hell is paved with bad dates.After a magical mishap with my ex-boyfriend, you can’t blame me for being a little skittish about relationships. But work is all kinds of stressful, so I’m venturing out into the supernatural dating scene.Dating supernaturals isn’t for the faint of heart, however, nor is it for witches like me who are totally incompetent with magic. So, I need a dating … magic. So, I need a dating Sherpa, STAT. Surprisingly enough, I find one in a vampire woman named Wren.
Each date presents its own weird challenges, and it’s just my luck that one of them has the potential to unleash something that could destroy our little town of Assjacket, West Virginia and everyone in it.
No pressure.
With the help of my new kick-ass vampire friend, a sexy AF bodyguard, a rat, a cat, and a warlock named Pete, I have no choice but to stop being a screwup and save the town. If I ever want nookie again, that is.
**This standalone novella is part of Robyn Peterman’s Magic & Mayhem Universe. If you love quirky, magically-delicious paranormal romantic comedy, you need this book. Download your copy today!**
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Dating Disasters 101
Mysti Parker writes fun and funny novels. This outing, set in the Magic and Mayhem world, introduces you not just to witches but to all sorts of paranormals, and proves that dating is not for the weak. If this were “just” a romance, there are a lot of elements that would have you rolling on the floor. But, no, there’s a mystery here plus a witch who doesn’t know how to work her magic. Fair warning, there are a lot of body parts, euphemistically described, as things heat up, but no dull slot A and tab B instructional manuals, thank you very much. Enjoy!
Overall rating: 4.6
Running an old toy store, questionable magic powers, and a love life that is gathering dust rapidly, this leaf out loud tale had me rolling! These characters are great and fit in to life in Assjacket perfectly. I could see Wren having her own story to tell as well. Definitely a great addition to my collection! All my reviews are always voluntarily written.
This is a cute book about a non-talented witch who has inherited her grandmother’s toy store. She decides to try dating and is unsuccessful. It’s not that she doesn’t have an open mind. She’s dating all sorts of creatures. She finds a vampire friend, who really has her back. Fun story that I found entertaining.
Omg loved it Carly is an awesome charater who’s is not doing very well in the love department, so bad that she’s thinking of just giving in.. is she cursed….left with her family’s shop, she feels like her life is going no where, be life is about to change for Carly, total recommended read.
The title describes the story exactly! Carly, a toy store owner, is a witch but has a problem casting spells! Yea, so she turned her boyfriend into a rat..no biggie right? . The problem now is she worries she will be alone forever. Living in a town that is full of warlocks, aliens, shape shifters, vampires..well you get the drift , she needs some help. She befriends a new bar owner ,Wren. Thats where all the fun stuff starts. This story is so funny !! This author is so creative and great with words…when you read lines like this one ” the poo that had emerged from this baby defied physics. It had oozed from every edge of the diaper like a mutant poop monster” ..! Then you know it will be a great, fun read. I highly recommend this book to everyone who needs a fast read and a good time!
Oh, my.. this magic and mayhem and madness really got me going mad for witches and warlocks, vampires and werewolves, shifters and aliens, demons and angels.. All Supernaturals unite in this hilarious dating guide,(not only for witches, mind you!) that will surely make you roll over your grave laughing out loud.
I am a big fan of Robyn Peterman; I’ve read her paranormal romances/supernatural series like Fashionably Dead, Shift Happens and Magic & Mayhem. Mysti Parker is also another author I adore so much, her contemporary and ridiculously sexy romances in Beach Pointe drive me crazy and make me swoon. So when I learned that she had infiltrated the Magic and Mayhem universe, I knew I had to read this Dating Survival Guide for Witches. And it sure was the most fantabulously magical experience ever!
Carly was a toy shop owner and witch who didn’t really know how to use her powers properly. Well, she could utter a spell to remove stains in clothes, but aside from that…Well, let’s just say, her bewitching side didn’t particularly make her ex-boyfriend happy, although there’s a big improvement to his “asset”. Thus her need for a dating survival guide.
The dating mishaps and adventures Carly has had really got me shrieking like a hyena. OMG, this book is a laugh trip from start to finish. I’ve never laughed so hard in a while. All the characters are hilarious; seriously, all of them people and supernaturals of Assjacket, Virginia!! Ben, bless his big heart and maybe equally big weenies, I mean love for Carly even after their split, made me smile. It was also nice to see Zelda the witch again (I loved her in Switching Hours) and her shifter husband. Angelo was unexpected, as well as Pete, and also those mysterious dolls that made this whole story very interesting.
Mysti Parker never fails to amaze me!! Can’t wait to read more from the Magic and Mayhem universe!!
This book kept me thoroughly entertained throughout that had me actually laughing out loud. I love the characters and the way they interacted in the book. Highly recommend if you want to laugh and have a some romance as well!!!!
This is a hilarious look at the survival of a witch trying to find love. Carly is a witch that knows nothing about being a witch her spells leave a lot to be desired especially after she zaps her ex-boyfriend, then she meets the new owner of the shifter bar in her little town who happens to be a vampire and she provides tips for the Carly to follow. She is also being threatened but she is not sure that there is a real problem except things just are not going her way. Angelo is her driver but she just can’t get him off her mind even though he told her didn’t date witches. Great characters , story line was very interesting love it. I was given a ARC from author without obligation. I am providing an honest review.