THE TURNERS RETURN…Lindsay and Beth’s pregnancies progress, with Beth looking like a supermodel and Lindsay looking like…well…Buddha. Meanwhile, a panicking Tyler practices being a dad by borrowing a fake baby… Dora decides maybe it’s time to start playing bingo and give up on trying to look good.
With a strange jogger-wearing mother appearing, Cam and Beth once again unite to get revenge. This time on the man causing Dora’s misery.
It’s yet another round of chaos from the Turner family and friends.
Series Order:
Balls
Snow Balls
New Balls Please
Balls Fore
Jingle Balls
Curve Balls
Birthing Balls
Balls Up
more
I absolutely loved this one.It was absolutely amazing. This book is full of humor, tears and very special moments. Absolutely everything you would want in a book. It is very well written with great character chemistry. I absolutely love how all the characters get along with each other and share special moments together. My favorite character in all these books has been Dora. This one she is amazing. I absolutely love how she tries to make an evening for her and her husband and it goes the wrong direction. But that is one of the best part of this book. There are so many different amazing parts in this book. I absolutely love Andie and her writing. I honestly wish there were going to be more books from this family. I highly recommend grabbing this series. I guarantee you will laugh and cry and absolutely enjoy every page of these books.
This is pregnancy as only Tyler and Lindsay could do it. There’s laughter, there’s tears, there’s a whole lot of swearing. And in the end, there’s also a whole lot of love in this quirky, zany clan of misfits. In the middle of it all, Dora’s having an identity crisis, Beth is experiencing the world’s easiest pregnancy, and Cam is just trying to keep her world from spinning out of control.
I received a complimentary copy of this book through Booksprout in the box set.
I’ve said this before but I’m going to have to admit that right now this is my favourite book in the series. There is still one more novella to go and to be honest in my opinion, the stories keep getting better and better.
I laughed out loud many times whilst reading Birthing Balls. I think that Andie has done another fabulous job of writing a short story that doesn’t lack in any way. There is lots going on in this book and I think the title may just give you a bit of a clue what some of that could be! Be prepared for all the Turner family antics that you’ve grown to expect and love in this series, and a bit of ahhhhing too!
The Turner Family is back and funnier than ever! Birthing Balls is book number seven in the Balls Series and they are all hilarious!! I definitely recommend you read them all to get the complete Turner Family experience. This is a well written story with well developed characters and a laugh out loud till you snort (accidentally of course) book. Just try not to read this book in public otherwise you might get interrupted and asked about what you are reading. (happened to me at the Doctor’s office) My favorite parts of this book is the inner dialogue of Tyler, it’s so funny! Birthing Balls is another 5-star hilarious entertaining book! I can’t wait to see what this author comes up with next.
Birthing Balls by Andie M Long a five-star read that will make you snort. This is the seventh book in the Balls series, and it can be read as a stand-alone but I would recommend reading in order as they are amazing and you really do get the whole Balls experience, and it’s not one you would want to miss. This was amazing, and I am so excited for book 8, as I have a feeling something else is coming. This book was so amazing, I was reading in bed with my husband downstairs, he came up with a right face on and complained I was reading to loudly as I was snorting my head off, and he couldn’t hear the internet V-logger he was watching. (Which if you read the series you will know is what Tyler does, this just caused more snorting and an eventual asthma attack). It was worth every second, this book was that good.
I can’t put words into enough sense to show how funny this book is!! The Turner family are all such great characters they all have their own foibles but they are amazing. It’s like watching a real family drama, if you have a family like mine then you can laugh because for once it’s not your family being the idiots, if you haven’t read this series why not? go buy them all now!!
Favorite Quotes:
May, Lindsay’s sixth month of pregnancy. My vitamin fruit smoothie is by my side. Yes, she’s pregnant but I’m the one in need of vitamins, and a new set of genitals.
So a tip for you guys. If you need a rest from the baby stuff, either being bored by them going on and on about babies, or if you’re worn down to the point of exhaustion by their libido. Get man flu. I repeat say you have man flu. This can be our little secret… maybe I’ll even stretch it to ten days. Depends on how long it takes for my genitals and thighs to recover. And on that note somehow I need to get down to the kitchen for another vitamin drink to build up my strength.
“I saw you at Christmas.” Dora winks at her daughter… “When I was doing the trimming up for the Christmas display. I had to avert my gaze from the window… Not surprised she’s marrying him,” Dora adds and holds her hands wide apart.
“Happy birthday, Cam.” She hands over an envelope which has cash stuffed in it. “I left Ty to sort your gift so he basically just went around the house, picked up any stray money he could find and he put it in a card he found in my kitchen drawer which you’ll find is a Christmas card. You could have £500 or loose change amounting to 67p, I have no idea, and I’m sorry, Cam, but I’m too tired to care. When I’ve had the baby, I’ll treat you to something nice.”
… a tiny sip of wine will not cause damage to a baby. Whereas looking at your face and your attitude it looks like your own mother drank herself into oblivion after shagging Quasimodo.
My Review:
Andie M. Long’s bawdy humor has once again provided me with an afternoon of respite to giggle-snort and bark aloud with glee. I have smirked my way through all seven installments of this delightfully mischievous and mirth-filled series. The man-child Ty, continues to enjoy his success as a YouTube sensation, and is wisely capitalizing on his girlfriend’s pregnancy by writing a Bewildered Baby Daddy book of his experiences; his inner musings and insights are nothing short of hilarity. Dora, ever the hot mess, continues to provide her own special blend of comic relief and embarrassment to her adult children with her shenanigans and colorful antics. I adore this eccentric oddball family and want this series to continue on until Dora requires placement in a nursing home, where she would most likely terrorize and entertain the staff in equal measure.
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