My people collected–(Captured.)–all the bi-pedal inhabitants of a small blue planet in a galaxy that was quite a journey from our own star system.Tender-skinned and intelligent, these new aliens make interesting pets. Fascinating, actually. And when the rest of the universe realizes this, everybody wants to own one.Therefore, we need these new aliens to breed.It’s my job to assist the aliens in … to assist the aliens in reproducing… by whatever means I deem necessary.
**Note: this is a 20K Short Story Gothic Horror-ish/Science Fiction Romance. This is a deviation from my other stories, i.e., pretty absent of humor. Honestly, it’s a little messed up. This is not where you’ll find your Christmas cheer this year… unless you’re a little twisted too. Trigger warnings for those who could be triggered by triggerish material. 18+. Important word of advice: Do NOT read this story while swimming. Not because it has anything at all to do with water–it doesn’t–but because your e-reading device could be damaged. (You’re welcome.)
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Ok, this is definitely my favorite and here’s why.
There’s a secret genius at work here–and her name is Amanda Milo.
*** spoiler & trigger warning. Don’t read this if you don’t want hear a more editorial style review & you are extremely offended by the notion of a futuristic world in which humans are kept and bred in captivity do not read below ***
She’s offering us a chance to observe ourselves from an outside perspective. The quirks, the peccadilloes, the silliness, the fear, the anxiety, the joy, the sorrow, the love. It’s a chance to understand our emotions through another lens … what’s extra interesting, and I think it’s a form of dramatic irony, is that we understand the humans better than the character whose point of view we are in.
I got ahead of myself there, so let me backtrack. This book is told from the perspective of an alien scientist come in to breed humans in a futuristic lab. He arrives with no idea what has happened, a scared female human and three males. He can’t communicate. He’s only studied them. He needs to make them breed. So he observes them.
He bonds quickly with the woman, she sits in his lap and beside him as he works and he tries to observe her preferences regarding the males. He doesn’t understand her though. There’s one gross man they’re entirely in agreement with (he shouts all the time and jerks off, and the two other males are constantly bellowing at him from their own cages, and the woman seems visibly anxious or annoyed all the time when he’s shouting and being lude), but there are two others. One the alien keeper names Beastly because he’s got gray hair, one blind eye, and horrible scarring all down his body. The other he names Prime, because he’s visibly a prime specimen of a man. Keeper is routinely flummoxed and astounded by her preference for Beastly.
As a reader, as a straight cis woman reader, I’m like … dude, he’s got scars, he’s huge, gray hair (see Witcher) he growls all the time (again, see Witcher), it’s not all that mysterious. But it’s funny too. And kind of endearing. There’s a fun scene where you get the only line of human dialogue, where Keeper and the woman human are arguing about which one she should breed with and he points at Prime and says in alien that he prefers prime, and she responds, (paraphrase) “Then you should behnd ovair for heem.” (I think she’s French). Everyone laughs. Except keeper who is confounded. He didn’t realize they could communicate, yet here they are. Somehow all laughing at the same thing. Even the mouth breathing jackass man.
The author does an impeccable job … and I do mean impeccable … with observing mating patterns as well. For example, according to her/alien keeper man humans almost always touch the woman’s genitals prior to copulation to test arousal levels. Rarely do they use their mouths during laboratory matings, because frequently the females kick them in their faces. LOL. The alien is stymied as to why that is, but I 100% understand.
Additionally, she capitalizes on the unique third person involved in every sex scene. We get to be the voyeur observing confusing sexual practices he doesn’t understand, but we understand perfectly well. An example, witnessing a mating, the alien doesn’t understand if the woman is in pain, so moves to interject and is warned off by the man human. We know as readers the man understands that she’s getting used to the size of him, and he’s being gentle, and we understand why she’s making the face she is. But the alien is concerned. We can both understand her faces, his reaction, and the alien POV but all the while we have our complete separate take on the whole thing as the man touches her back and calms her down and waits until she’s ready. In my head I picture the alien shifting nervously, and the man warning him off. “She’s fine,” i picture him saying. Or maybe, “leave us alone,” or maybe even, “don’t you f**king dare intervene right now.” The alien does warn us that males become especially territorial and unpredictable during matings. Lol. Probably because they have keepers observing and are constantly worried they’re going to interrupt. That’s kind of a lot of pressure for a guy. Keep it up, get her off you hope, inseminate her … all against either of your will sort of and with the keeper watching.
I do recognize we’re talking about something that underneath the surface layer is really dark and troubling, but it’s handled in a way that allowed me to appreciate what it was, rather than take it too seriously. She does represent the woman’s emotional turmoil at the forced breeding, and the men’s, but doesn’t go in super deep. A lot is left to the reader to take and add what they like to the story.
These stories are not particularly dark despite the someone grim subject matter. But the undercurrent is there. Really surprising, bold, unique, well-crafted, well-researched, nuanced and fun reads. At least for me.
Amanda Milo, I salute you. And I admire you. And I truly hope you add to a series that is rapidly becoming a favorite. A lot of book are forgettable. Yours are not.
Amanda Milo’s Pet books are such a guilty pleasure and I will never stop reading them. If you enjoy the idea of sci-fi romances where aliens keep human beings as companion pets (in a non-sexual way) then you will adore these.
I Give this book a 5/5 Star Rating.
HEA(?): In My Eyes, Yes. Its a very Unique One! 😀
Drama: 3/5
Suspense: 3.5/5
Heat: 3.5-4/5
Romance: This is a tricky one to answer, but 4.5/5
Dark: In My Eyes, Nope so No Dark Rating from me. But the concept itself may be, in other reader eyes.
No Spoilers.
Overall Concept: 5/5(!!!)
This is such a unique story and I’m soooooo in love with it! And I Will Always Remember This Book!
Some people will not like this storyline, but I love it! I Can’t Wait to read more Books Like This!!
There’s so much I Want to Talk About(!), but I don’t like to give things away if I really enjoy a story.
Reading reviews ahead of time is not a good idea, nor is reading spoilers, unless your not an open minded reader I guess?
I am always desperate for a new Amanda Milo book and will always preorder them immediately as soon as I spot one.
I would love to read Prime’s story if he gets one!
This was a strangely fascinating book that I am still mulling over. I would hope to heck it never happened to me but it is a plausible narrative to what it would be like if indeed it did. It was a reasonable facsimile of how we treat our own pets. I will admit to looking twice at my own pet after I finished reading this one lol.
I wasn’t sure about this story when I took it out in KU but it turned out to be a really good story. It is very creative and unique. I am hoping there are more stories coming in this world.
This was just so weirdly wonderful and surprisingly addictive although got to say upon first starting this I wasn’t really sure if this one was going to be quite my bag.
So this is was an unusual alien tale where the dominant conquering species The Cryptops have domesticated the Tender skins: Tenders for short (us Humans.)
So this is all told from a Cryptop doctor and scientists POV, he is the one overseeing the breeding programme to keep this fragile species from extinction and It was definitely a unique and unusual read.
Its also kind of a love story told through observation between Beastly and Pet (named while in captivity) and it managed to capture my imagination so entirely.
It also made me wonder if maybe there was a deeper message to impart here.
what instantly came to the front of my mind here is our relationship with apes and the limits we place on there supposed intelligence compared to our own, well in this scenario we were indeed those aforementioned apes being studied and tested.
This was also fascinating and surprisingly emotional and I did really enjoy the pure uniqueness of it.
This managed to surprise me and I liked it much better than I initially thought I would, a very thought-provoking read.
Reviewed By Beckie Bookworm
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