First impression of Landon Collins?Questionable. Highly questionable.He needed to take me to see “The Golden Pecker”.Fortunately, it was in the basement, not his pants.Turns out my late grandfather was running a BDSM club.I know what you’re thinking. Don’t follow a stranger into the basement. More importantly, absolutely don’t follow strangers who want to show you their “golden peckers.”But I … show you their “golden peckers.”
But I might have literally died of curiosity if I passed this up.
Sure, there was a chance of murder, abduction, and all sorts of horror. Then again, living with the endless questions would be its own special kind of hell. What kind of self-respecting man calls it a pecker? And what did all of this have to do with my late grandfather’s will?
The other problem was I couldn’t be sure if Landon Collins was plotting my murder, or if he just had resting hot guy face — broody eyes, a sharp jaw, and full lips made for cruel smiles.
Was I ignoring a few dozen red flags? Absolutely. But last time I checked, curiosity was only notorious for killing cats.
So I followed his firm ass straight to The Golden Pecker.
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This book was a lot of fun! The two main characters, Andi and Landon, have a ton of chemistry. Thrown together by the request of her late grandfather’s will, Andi and Landon have to learn to get along or lose everything that they have worked for. There are a lot of secrets that will be uncovered, and Andi will take a new adventure into the world of BDSM. As always, Penelope Bloom makes sure that there are plenty of laughs.
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Another great book by Penelope Bloom! I’ve loved everything I have read of hers, and you’re guaranteed to get a laugh out of her sassy characters. They still have plenty of steam too, and I love how seamless and natural the books are.
I absolutely loved this book, Landon and Andi were so much fun together. In order for Andi to receive her inheritance from her adopted grandfather she first finds out that he has a bdsm club in the basement of his luxury hotel and that she must complete a sexual to do list with Landon a man she has never met before or Landon inherits the club and hotel and all he has to do is tell the lawyers she did not complete the list. Andi’s mind is sometimes a frightening place but this character made me laugh more than any in while, her snarky comments and the metaphors she uses are truly unique. and watching her try to learn to be submissive is much fun. Landon is trying to not like Andi but he innocence combined with her unapologetic attitude draws him like no other, but Landon has a secret and when it comes out it may just ruin everything. I absolutely cannot wait to find out what is in the next video left by grandpa Willie.
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Penelope Bloom has an incredible knack for being funny. I do believe she could be called the Queen of rom coms. The Golden Pecker is just the latest example of her ability to entertain and make us laugh. This story is funny and endearing all at the same time. I loved The Golden Pecker and couldn’t put it down. With the way the book ended I do believe it will continue with other stories that include characters from The Golden Pecker. I think this is the most I have used a books title in my review just because I think it’s so funny! 5 golden pec…stars for The Golden Pecker by Penelope Bloom.
Andi Wainwright’s adoptive grandfather has just passed away and left her with a very odd list of things she must do to get her inheritance. Just her luck Grandpa Willy left a gorgeous albeit infuriating man, Landon Collins, to make sure she goes through the list before she can claim her inheritance. Landon was one surprise that Grandpa Willy left Andi to deal with the second being a BDSM club named The Golden Pecker. Andi just wants her Grandpa’s hotel and to work on her writing preferably, with no strings attached, but that doesn’t seem to be what Grandpa Willy and Landon have in mind. No matter what Landon does to hate Andi she just keeps surprising him and worming her way into his brain. The smart mouth girl could be someone that Landon falls for, but she will turn her back on everything if she learns his secrets.
Andi and Landon are brought together by his father, her adopted grandpa. When he passed away he hatched a plan that leas Landon and Andi down a road neither were prepared for. With a few struggles that bring them closer, her witty banter has him twisted in what he thought he knew.
A true wonder how Landon and Andi come together toward a goal for different reasons.
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I feel like Andi is the most hilarious main character I have read in a while. I just adore her off comments. I really fell in love with Andi and Landon as a couple I can just imagine for the rest of their relationship Landon just covering her mouth to stop her verbal diarrhea just cracks me up. Also loved Andi’s relationship with her sisters super cute kinda wish my sister’s and I were close like that.
This is the first time I have read anything by Penelope Bloom. It was laugh out loud funny and I loved that. There was more BDSM in the story than I was actually expecting, but that wasn’t entirely a bad thing. And although I liked the characters, there relationship didn’t seem 100% believable to me. Overall it was a great story. So if you are looking for a good laugh, some unexpected twists and spice to heat up your night….look no further.
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This was a good read. I did like Andi’s quirkiness but there was a moment that I question her intelligence. All in all a good read.
What do you get when you put a hot, sexy, alpha male with an awkward, sarcastic, independent woman? You get one hilarious romance story filled with secrets (a hidden BDSM room), humor, witty banter, a bit of angst, and plenty of steam.
I volunteered to review an advance reader copy of this book.
The Golden Pecker by Penelope Bloom. Oh My! It’s been awhile since I have picked up a book by this truly talented author and every time I do, I know I am in for a treat. This one was no exception, the humor itself made this one a keeper for me. I love the quirky characters, the unusual plot, and the escapades. I also appreciated the serious undertones of the plot and difficult family drama that came along with the rest of the story. It’s a fantastic, laugh out loud story that you don’t want to miss. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
Brilliant banter, heaping amounts of heart squeezers, quirkiness, delicious hotness, real feel characters infused itself into a free-flowing, chaos riddled sexy light BDSM romance!
A Ms. Bloom special! The character-driven plot, layered story that begins to unfold between Landon and Andi, grabbed ahold of my attention right from the very start- all the way through to the manic, smile-inducing end!
I hope there will be more books coming from this fantastic beginning!
An absolute MUST read!
I LOVE EVERYTHING MS. BLOOM WRITES! Steamy, dreamy and delicious…
Andi and her sisters are coming to grips with the death of their grandfather by adoption, William Wainright who owned the Wainright Hotel where the girls are staying. A chance encounter with a very attractive man at the vending machine has Andi very curious. Who is Landon Collins? What’s with his reaction to hearing her name? What was Grandpa Willy up to? And, was he really who she thought he was?
I’m not going to spoil the surprises but let’s just say this is a unique plot with a “hint” of taboo. Oh, and The Golden Pecker Club is a BDSM Club run by Landon but owned by Grandpa Willy. What?! As usual, Ms. Bloom has riddled her book with some hilarious dialogue and situations. I can’t wait for the books about Andi’s sisters. Landon has a brother and a best friend. Hmmmm…
Loved this story. I volunteered to review an ARC of this book through Booksprout and it comes highly recommended. If you like romatic comedy with steamy moments, you will want to read this book! Definitely more than 5 Stars.
Wow! This book is fabulous!! It is laugh out loud funny. Literally. I laughed out loud, for at least 30 seconds about 4 times in this book. Andi is absolutely hilarious. I want to be her and I want to be her friend. Landon is brooding and sexy. The storyline is really interesting, the characters great. And the romance is so steamy. Cant wait for the next book in the series!
I thoroughly enjoyed this book. This read offers up plenty of zany quirkiness and tongue-in-cheek humor as the fun and emotional story line unfolds. I liked Andi and Landon a lot. Neither one of these characters was typical and that worked for me. I thought that they had great chemistry and I enjoyed the back-and-forth dance they shared as their relationship evolved. The story itself was well written and it kept my attention with a satisfying blend of drama, emotions, humor, secrets, twists, steam, BDSM elements and romance. I hope Andi’s sisters get their own books. A delightfully spicy rom-com.
The Golden Pecker is a stand alone romantic comedy that will hopefully turn into a series! Andi just lost her “grandpa,” but his will is super weird. Now she’s forced to spend intimate time with Landon, a man she can tell is keeping secrets. Will they be able to open up enough to each other to find a reward far greater than their inheritance?
Okay, this book. I’m laughing out loud, feeling slightly awkward, loving the tension between Landon and Andi, the second half gets a little more serious, and I was completely hooked. Seriously, there’s this wicked push and pull between comedic and being serious, with splashes of awkwardness, secrets, and then all the BDSM sprinkles on top. Andi had me giggling with her sheer honesty and what you saw was exactly what you got with her. She was intriguing, a mix between being innocent and naughty, and I really enjoyed her crazy at times character! Landon isn’t like any Dom I’ve ever read before, but I liked his vulnerabilities, secrets, and nerdy sides that showed up in between his more alpha-hole moments. They definitely had an enemies to lovers vibe in the beginning, but I really enjoyed their interactions, their steam, and their banter. There’s some drama that happens, but my main focus was on the couple. I loved this book, I hope it turns into a series, and like always, I’m super excited for more books from Ms. Bloom!
As always when I pick up a book by this author I know from the start I’m going to be entertained. I loved andi, she was a laugh a minute. The things coming out of her mouth would test the most patient of people but landon seems to get off on trying to take her. I can’t wait to see where this series goes.