“Snarky, inappropriate, and irreverent!”Two USA Today bestselling authors bring you a mystery collection to make you snort at the ridiculous situations BJ the badge bunny gets into with her best friend Kay.This limited time set includes four of the books from the popular and hilarious Badge Bunny Booze Mystery Collection:If You See Kay RunIf You See Kay HideIf You See Kay FreezeIf You See Kay Lie… Run
If You See Kay Hide
If You See Kay Freeze
If You See Kay Lie
This giggle snort, sexy mystery series is filled with double entendres, tongue and cheek humor, and friendship.
What’s a Badge Bunny, you ask?
It’s a person who finds cop uniforms a big turn on and has no problem acting on the temptations.
Praise for the Badge Bunny Booze series!
“I laughed so hard just in the first three pages that I had to put it down to save my stomach muscles.” – Melissa S.
“I’ve read all four books in this series. Somebody needs to tell me if there will be more?? This is one of the funniest, sexiest series I have read in a while.” – Janie D.
PS: We hope you like the bawdy, irreverent humor in our book series.People who read Janet Evanovich, Stephanie Evanovich, Stephanie Bond, and Chelsea Field have loved our light, sexy contemporary comedy.
Come for a cop and stay for the friendship!
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So this box set will have you rolling around the floor in laughter these stories will bring happy tears to your eyes, they are just that funny. Fiona Quinn and Tina Glasneck have snark and hilarity down to a fine art this box set will keep you entertained for hours.
If You See Kay Run
It’s funny, witty, irreverent, and filled with non-stop action. (Take that statement however you want.) The tongue-in-cheek sarcasm left me constantly thinking “they didn’t, did they?” and “I can’t have just read that right.” But no, they did, and that’s exactly what I read. And my ribs still hurt from laughing that hard. I realize I’m dating myself here, but it’s a lot like I Love Lucy crossed with In the Heat of the Night. I was only two chapters into the book and I was already wondering when the next one would be released. I’m calling this series my newest book addiction because I can’t wait for my next fix. Read it! You’ll understand what I mean.
If You See Kay Hide
This read so quickly. I felt like I had just turned the page and it was over already. That’s how easy it was for me to get lost in BJ’s wacky, off-kilter world. This one’s the tiniest bit more serious than the first one. But only in that my sides aren’t aching and I didn’t wet my chair this time. It’s still got all the snarky sarcasm and frat-boy innuendo we’ve come to love from BJ. Twinkles, Kay, Conner, and Richard are all back keeping BJ from getting herself in too much trouble, along with a whole host of other Boys In Blue. Saying much more will ruin all the inside jokes so I’m just going to leave it at “read this!”
If You See Kay Freeze
Must. Stop. Laughing. Cannot. Breathe. Light of heaven! That’s the funniest thing I’ve read since… well the last Badge Bunny Booze Mystery. I’ve worked retail. I’ve even worked retail during the dreaded holiday season. And while small moments in this book are familiar to me from my own experiences, I haven’t seen even a tenth of a percent of what BJ goes through in this book. I don’t know where these ladies find their outrageous ideas, or how they come up with the brilliant plan to mix some of these improbable things together, but I’m so grateful that they do. Where else would we find an entire story filled with holiday-themed one-liners, elves behaving badly, childhood friends flipping the script, hot cops in – and out – of uniform, and the obligatory dead body? Only where BJ and Kay are; and I am so ready to watch their next shenanigans.
If You See Kay Lie This pair of authors has just raised the bar again. I’m not as old as this statement makes me sound – I promise – but this reminds me a lot of classic Jack Benny or Johnny Carson. With straight lines that are perfectly innocent on the surface but have at least one double-meaning that will leave you in the fetal position with tears streaming down your face and a serious problem breathing because you just can’t help but laugh that hard. Oh, and while the rest of us are laughing our butts off, BJ finds another body and along with her merry band of sidekicks solves another murder. Even though there’s always a fantastic murder mystery hidden in the middle of the comedy gold, it’s the way these ladies keep me laughing that keeps me coming back for every book in the series. I love BJ and Kay so much that I’m usually looking forward to the next book before I’ve barely even started the current one.
I received a complimentary copy of the books in this set from the authors.