Series-wide mega-sale! Be sure to check out the entire series in the strip below!Death Has a Whole New Appetite.When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn’t make fun of him, it’s just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire.And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it’s just Reginald’s further bad … life, it’s just Reginald’s further bad luck that he wakes to discover he’s become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever created … doomed to “heal” to his corpulent self for all of eternity.
But as Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire (too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead), he discovers rare powers in himself that few vampires have … and just in time, because the Vampire Council wants him destroyed as an inferior representative of their race.
Perfect for fans of Rick Gualtieri’s Tome of Bill series or Drew Hayes’ Fred the Vampire Accountant series, Fat Vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who, after having an imperfect eternity shoved into his grease-stained hands, must learn to turn the afterlife’s lemons into tasty lemon danishes.
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What a different take on the vampire world. Great read.
One of the best books I’ve ever read
I found it creepy that the main character winds up becoming buddies with a young child.
A new twist on the vampire story. Quite interesting and entertaining.
An easy read when you are looking for something light hearted, but not the norm. Great characters depicted.
A different take on the vampire theme. The book is the first in a series of six. The story is interesting and kept me coming back for the next book, but they could have all been combined into one or two.
Absurd, unfunny, stretching waaaay out for an unbelievable story line
It has been quite a while ago since reading, however, found it interesting and entertaining enough that I read the whole series. I would recommend it.
Good idea but the main character is soooo unlikeable. It became boring.
Neat book, nonstandard vampire story. I enjoyed it
A terrific twist on vampires in a modern day setting. It’s a fast, enjoyable, read.
Humorous and made me smile a few times (doesn’t happen very often anymore in my life). Also quite exciting at times.
Vampires are kind of a silly premise, but this story presents. The characters are fun and the story line enjoyable.
A really funny book.