A hilariously flawed, smoking hot romance that will have you laughing out loud!
The plan was simple.
Meet a hot guy, take him back to a hotel, get busy…Steal the sperm.I know, I know. It sounds ridiculous, right?But in the moment, and, after a lot of tequila shots of course…
It sounded perfect.
Turns out, I’m a shitty thief.And if getting caught red handed isn’t bad enough…
The owner of the … and, after a lot of tequila shots of course…
It sounded perfect.
Turns out, I’m a shitty thief.
And if getting caught red handed isn’t bad enough…
The owner of the sperm ends up being my new boss.
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Getting The Goods by Elizabeth Perry
Four Stars
I am literally laughing so hard I’m crying. The summary for this book had me intrigued. But the story had me hooked. I love how funny the author made such a serious moment. I liked how the author gave just enough information to reel me in. Gabby is hitting 30 so her clock is ticking fast and hard. She needs sperm and there is only one way she wants to get it. Having your best friend find the perfect guy through his medical records illegal but brilliant. It’s also crazy because those same traits might not pass to your child. Face Palm moment when you meet the new boss and realized he was your be night stand. I can’t stop laughing. The author did have some serious moment through the book. I felt it shined a light on how communication is key to relationships. Conner and Gabby lacked communication. They didn’t know how to speak up. So much could have been avoided if one of them would’ve just opened their mouth.
OMG, omg, omg! Getting the Goods by Elizabeth Perry had me roaring with laughter and tears rolling down my face. The premise of the story is not one I have read before and absolutely loved it. Elizabeth has written a beautiful love story that is so vivid and rich you imagine everything she has shared with us. How she came up with this wonderful crazy story and made it work is just brilliant. The whole book from start to finish is just amazing. The story is told in dual POV’s which I love and especially with these characters that I fell in love with.
Gabby and her best friend have hatched a plan that no one in their right mind would ever dream of doing. One that leads to more than they ever thought possible.
Connor has always loved ‘em and left them but he finds himself offering a deal of the likes he has never made before and one that he will never make again.
Seriously this is one read that no one and I mean no one should miss. I absolutely want to read more of this wonderful author.
Getting the Goods…..yep that was Gabriellas plan. She wants a baby. Sooner rather then later, but doesn’t want to go to the clinic. She decides to find a guy, sleep with him and well….steal the condom will with his swimmers. The issue….she sucks at stealing….and now looks like a girl trying to trap Conner with a baby.
She tries to convince him thats not what shes doing. She will probably never see him again now anyways right? Wrong..he turns out to be her new boss.
Conner isn’t sure if Gabriella is crazy or just trying to trap him, but either way he cant get enough of her. This book will have you laughing, loving, all the feels
Gabriella is on a desperate hunt for sperm. Her chances of conceiving a baby are decreasing as she gets older, so with the help of her OBGYN best friend Maria, they hatch up a plan to hook up with a random stranger and steal the condom once the deed is done. When Gabriella gets caught by her one-night stand in the middle of the act, she hightails it out of there, never looking back even though it was the best sex of her life. Embarrassed by what happened, she wants to put it behind her, but that will be hard to do when she shows up to work Monday morning and meets her new boss.
Conner Andrews had an amazing night with gorgeous Gabriella, but lust immediately turns into disbelief and anger when he sees her trying to run off with the used condom. Trying to put that night behind him, he is shocked to see her at his and his twin brother Carter’s newly acquired company’s Monday morning meeting. Though annoyed and irritated to see her again, he needs her and her staff to keep working with the company. Even though there is tension between the two, they also can’t help but want to rip each other’s clothes off.
This was a great read with a funny heroine. I love the dual POV’s! Gabriella is a strong-willed, snarky woman who drives Conner out of his mind. She has no problems telling him how she feels and what she thinks of him. Conner finds her irritating but secretly loves that she doesn’t hold back. The banter between the two are hilarious! Looking forward to reading the next book (hopefully Carter or Maria’s story!).
Oh my word. This book – all the feels. I couldn’t put it down and had to read it in one sitting. The characters. The plot development. All of it. Relatable and funny and attention grabbing. This is one I will go back to again and again to enjoy. I loved this book and will highly recommend it to others.
Getting the Goods by Elizabeth Perry is a brilliant and funny book that will have you laughing out loud while speed reading to find out what will happen next.
From the moment I read the blurb I knew this was a book I had to read. I wanted to know immediately why the sperm needed stealing. I wanted to know how it goes wrong. I wanted to know what the reaction was to then meeting her new boss.
This book definitely did not disappoint in any way at all. It was entertaining and funny and such an enjoyable read. This was an entirely new author for me and I just loved her way of telling this story. I cannot wait to read more of her work.
Getting the Goods
By: Elizabeth Perry
5 out of 5 stars
The story Getting the Goods by Elizabeth Perry is a new adult/romantic comedy book. This is a story that hooked me in from the first chapter and I didn’t want to put it down until I had read the final page. It is a book that had me with a smile on my face more times than not and almost falling off the couch laughing. Not only is the story hilarious it also has two main characters that I loved reading about. She has a plan: find a hot man, get a hotel room, and go from there. What she doesn’t plan on is getting caught as a thief and the situations that happen after. He is a man that doesn’t believe that he will ever be in a relationship. She is a strong, stubborn, and determined woman. While the two of them are attracted to each other when these two are together they annoy each other most of the time. This story includes the main characters bantering back and forth with each other and sarcasm can be found in many of these conversations. Will she finally get what she was seeking from him in the first place? What does the future hold for them? Read this book to find out. There are some steamy scenes in this story that will make the temperature in the room rise. This story also has additional characters that you are introduced to. I enjoyed reading about the part that they played in the story and their interactions with the main characters. If you are looking for a book that will tickle your funny bone this is one I highly recommend reading.
Getting the Goods
By Elizabeth Perry
Rated 5 stars!!
OMG! This story! It’s so freaking good! I could NOT put this book down! Whether its from the shocking things that come out of Gabrielle’s mouth or the sexy sweet Conner. I really never know what is going to happen next. I enjoyed the love, friendship, fun times and desperation that filled this book. I really want to share scenes but I don’t want to give anything away! Just read it!
Conner and Gabrielle were the best main characters. Conner is arrogant and sexy and my favorite. Gabrielle is snarky and accident prone, on a mission and my favorite. Be prepared to laugh and be in shock with your mouth hanging open when around these two or just Gabriella. Now I am not usually a fan of men calling women “baby or babe,” but coming out of Conners mouth it doesn’t sound degrading at all. He uses it as a definite term of endearment. When he says “Babes”….I just get a mushy inside.
Gabriella and her best friend, Maria are completely over the top sometimes but it all fits together perfectly. They made me laugh and *snort* a few times. They have a back and forth banter that i couldn’t stop smiling over. They are friends til the end and all the times in between.
Conner in the Epilogue….OMG! This is why I love this man! He is strong, sexy and confident…except over one thing. He just melts my heart! That is one of the best epilogues I have read in a while!
This is my first book by this author. I am impressed and will be watching for future books by her. The story…..unpredictable. The characters….unpredictable. See a theme here? This is an amazing book that will be re-read for years to come! Thank you it’s Outstanding!
This is the first book I’ve read by this author. The book is based on a serious note, but the author’s sense of humour has had me with tears rolling dow my cheeks, reading in bed was a no go as I kept laughing and waking my other half up LOL. This is a definite must read.
The main woman that runs the show is Gabriella and she has zero filter and doesn’t give a f*ck.
Conner is hardheaded, runs his own company and lives a loveless life and that’s the way he likes it.
SOME SPOILERS
Gabriella wants a baby, not a man, she’ll stop at nothing to get a bun the oven, plan in place.
Get the jizz and wham bam thank you. With a bit of luck 40wks later baby in arms.
Then she makes a deal with the arrogant A-hole, who’s also known as her boss but does everything go to plan? or will she end up heart broken?
Conner needs help and he knows just the sassy sperm stealing woman to ask. Deal make, they get their freak on for a whole week, then she can be on her merry way and hopefully up the duff. But after having a glimpse of pure happiness can he let her go?
Will there be a baby in Gabriella’s future?
Will there be an HEA?
This book freaking funny to read. I mean of course it would be with the premise being to “steal the sperm from your one night stand” but getting caught and then finding out the next day he’s your new boss? A set up for the funniest of all romances is what this is, A well written, fun, humorous read that you will thoroughly enjoy every step of the way. I highly recommend reading this book, you can’t help smile your way to the end. Adding this author to my follow list.
I love Elizabeth. This book was extremely different than what I have read from her. But this one was I have to say the best one I have read from her. The story line has you wishing that everything works out in the end. Gabriella is on the hunt for a man. Not just a man to date but a man that will give her his sperm. That is all she needs. One night stand where something strange happens leads to quite the exciting life for her. Because the one night stand ends up being her boss and he wants so much more from her. I loved Gabriella’s character. She is not only stubborn but so very strong with everything that she is dealing with. I loved the chemistry between her and Conner. It was off the charts hot and steamy. This was a well written amazing page turner. A book I couldn’t put down. I had to know what happened with these two. Elizabeth did an amazing job with this one. I hope there are more from the characters in this one. Highly recommend reading this one